Guest Post | A Well-Functioning Cubicle

Guest-PostHello everyone! I’m here as Holly today because yesterday, A Well-Functioning Cubicle was released. Yay! It’s a short contemporary story about Jace and Paxton. An office romance! I don’t think I’ve written an office romance before.

It was one of those stories that poured out of me. Some stories are a struggle, every sentence a battle, and some stories you don’t really know what happened when you type The End. It’s like you’re under a spell and everything pours out of you without you having to do much about it. This was one of those.

A Drop of Moonshine, that I submitted earlier this week, was a struggle through and through. So it’s nice with a bit of a change LOL 

Jace has some anxiety problems, not in the way that he can’t leave his home, but everything needs to be in its right place or his world crumbles. Straight lines and order is the way to a happy life, only Paxton doesn’t see it that way. He likes to adjust the labels so they’re a little crooked, put the pen in the wrong place, and so on.

One of hubby’s closest co-workers is like that, and I felt so bad for him some time back. They were moving to another building at the military base where he works, and they were moving their office too. When everything had been put in the right place, they were to put labels on all drawers and boxes and stuff. To mess with him, they put them all on crooked.

Poor guy. Hubby said he had a minor fit. I told him it was not funny and really mean to do something like that, but he laughed at me. Men. Sigh. Anyway, the poor soul fixed all the labels, so I guess it’s fine now. Still mean, though.

I didn’t think of that incident while I wrote, but it was probably there at the back of my mind because Jace has a problem with the labels. 

Oh, I forgot to say, I wrote it to celebrate National Flash Drive Day.

Put it on crooked

Blurb: 

Jace Villin likes straight lines and clean surfaces. Life is so much easier when everything is in its right place, and he and his friend Felicity have a good system for the cubicle at work. They have a drawer each, one side of the bulletin board each, and they don’t interfere with each other’s territories. But then Felicity quits, and Jace has to share his cubicle with someone else. 

Paxton Sallow promised himself never to work in an office again, but there are no job openings, and he has bills to pay. The job might be the most boring he’s ever had to endure, but at least he can amuse himself with moving Jace’s things around. It’s amazing how upsetting a crooked label can be. 

Jace doesn’t know what to do with Paxton. He wants to snarl at him to respect his boundaries at the same time as he wants to run his fingers through his hair and kiss him silly. Paxton knows he should leave Jace alone, but he can’t help himself. He wants to see Jace outside of work, but how will Paxton get him to agree to have a cup of coffee with him when he runs off as soon as he tries to ask him out? 

Buy links: 

Contemporary Gay Romance: 14,339 words 

JMS Books :: Amazon :: books2read.com/AWellFunctioningCubicle 

 

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Excerpt:

Grabbing a cup of coffee in the break room, he slowed as he passed Andrea’s desk. She didn’t pay him any attention, so he continued only to come eye to eye with the mousy girl in the cubicle next to theirs. “Hi.” He grinned.
She glared.
Crap.
When he reached the cubicle, Jace was in the middle of logging off. “Did you have a good day?”
The blank stare Jace gave him had a shiver going through him. He was overreacting, had to be, but Jace looked haunted. Maybe he’d had a bad night’s sleep or something.
“Odin doing okay?”
Jace nodded. “He’s fine.”
“Have you had him long?” Watching some of the tension melt away from Jace’s shoulders shouldn’t feel like a victory, but it did.
“Four years in June.”
Pax smiled. “Nice. I’ve been thinking about getting a pet, but…” He shrugged. “I’ve mostly worked at restaurants and the working hours aren’t great.”
Jace nodded. “Have… eh… a good day.” He walked out of the cubicle, keeping as much distance between them as was physically possible. Pax didn’t like it.
“That’s near impossible in a place like this.”
Jace looked confused. “You don’t like the job?”
“Do you?” Did anyone?
“I think it’s a good job, not too stressful and no crowds.”
Paxton nodded. “You have a point.”
Jace nodded and walked away, no goodbye, or see you tomorrow. Though he had wished him a good day, so maybe it was farewell enough. It wasn’t. Pax had a silly notion of calling him back. He wanted to see the too-wide mouth smile, not that Jace ever smiled at him, but he’d replayed the nearly-there smile he’d given Andrea the day before in his mind more times than a sane man should.
It didn’t take many minutes before Andrea showed up by his cubicle. “Don’t mess with the label on the drawer.”
“What?” Pax chuckled.
“I told you not to mess with Jace.”
“Oh, come on. It’s a label.”
“Yes, it’s a label, so it means nothing to you, and you should be able to leave it alone.”
“You’re serious?”
“Do not mess with Jace.” She whirled around and walked toward her desk with determined steps.
“Andrea!” He shot up from his chair. “You can’t be serious. I moved a label.”
She glared at him, and Pax raised his hands disarmingly.
“You moved it to mess with him, and you succeeded.”
Succeeded? Paxton waited for her to elaborate. She didn’t. “What do you mean succeeded?”
“He was…” She took a deep breath. “He begged me not to tell you, but please, Paxton, don’t mess with him.”
Pax nodded and went back to his desk. There was a new label on the drawer, placed in a perfectly straight line. Sighing, he sat and opened the first email of the day. When Andrea went on her break, he walked to the supply closet, made one label that said pen and one that said notebook. Back at his desk, he opened Jace’s drawer and fixed the labels to the pen and the notepad, only he put the notepad one on the pen and the pen on the notepad.
There was a bag of Fritos chips, a ten-piece pack of Oreos, and a bag of mini-Twix. The pretzels were gone.
Pax went to grab a cup of coffee and stole an Oreo. After having answered another ten emails, he grabbed the flash drive from his drawer and started reading. Before long he was sucked into the story, the office fell away.
When footsteps came closer, Pax minimized the window with the pdf reader and opened an email.

Guest Post | Out of Focus by A.L. Lester

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Today we have Ally Lester on a visit. They’re here to talk about their new release, Out of Focus. Welcome Ally!

Out of Focus: Welsh Place Names

Enemies to lovers, a broken wrist, hurt-comfort and pining. A short contemporary gay romance set in a little Welsh theatre.

Hurt-comfort

Hello there everyone! Thank you so much to Ofelia for letting me drop in today to tell you all about my recent release, Out of Focus! It’s a bit of a departure from my usual stories because it’s contemporary! Yes! I wrote a contemporary story without any magic or myths or anything at all and I loved it!

So much so that I think I’m going to write some more set in the same little community.

Theatr Fach is a little theatre in the Welsh seaside town of Llanbaruc. The name means Little Theatre. I entirely fudged the Welsh names by utilising my ten years living in the country and Google Translate. Alex, the first of our heroes we meet, is hoping to get a job at Theatr Mawr in Cardiff. There are no prizes for anyone who guesses that means Big Theatre!

When I was looking for a place to put the Theatr Fach I thought about putting it in a real town. I decided in the end to make somewhere up. So Llanbaruc was born.

In the pre-Roman period, Wales was not a country of large settlements. Towns and villages were very sparse. Place-names tend to be based on landscape features—for example, Aber means mouth of the river…so it prefixes a lot of coastal settlements, eg, Aberystwyth is the mouth of the Ystwyth. Once Christianity came to the country, a lot of names became prefixed with Llan. It means Church, or Parish or enclosure around a church and usually prefixes a name. So Llanfyllin (Near where I used to live, it’s a lovely little town, do visit if you get the chance!) means Church of St Myllin. The M changes to an F when you jam the words together, which is called mutating. It’s right at the limits of what I understand about how Welsh works 😊.

Anyway…Llan seemed a good start to my fictional seaside town. And then I had to pick a name. I began frantically Googling Celtic saints for someone without a well known town or village and I came across St Baruc. Baruc is better known as Barry and actually has a town on the south coast named after him. There is now a fun-fair on the island where he was buried and had a chapel. As far as I could discover though, he doesn’t have a Llan-place.

I really fell for poor Baruc. He was a disciple of St Cadoc, who is one of the Big Name Celtic Saints and sounds annoying proactive and motivated. He founded monasteries, did miracles and was generally a Celtic Christianity Celebrity. Baruc trailed round after him carrying his books. One day they travelled to the island of Flat Holm*, a couple of miles off the south coast in the Bristol Channel, where Cadoc had a hermitage. This must have been before he went full-on hermit—he lived there for seven years apparently. Baruc forgot Cadoc’s books and was sent back to the mainland to get them. On his way back, he drowned. He was buried on Barry Island, hence its name. History doesn’t tell us what happened to the books.

And so Llanbaruc was born.

It’s a cosy little coastal town on the tourist trail. The theatre also shows films and has a café and gallery space. There’s an outreach college of the University of Wales and a night-club and a swimming pool and a few pubs and parks. There’s the hospital and local government buildings and a weekly livestock and produce market and all the usual schools and what-not.

Also, and I say this with no apology whatsoever, a donkey sanctuary. Do I know why it has a donkey sanctuary? No. No I don’t. I am hoping this will become clear when I write some more stories.

So, there you are. Alex and Luke are part of the Llanbradoc community. I wrote this as a one-off, but I really like the world and I will definitely be picking up other characters in the town and running with them in future stories.

If you want more information about Welsh place names, there’s a nice article on the BBC website with some interesting examples.

Read on for a bit more about Out of Focus!

* Torchwood fans will recognise Flat Holm!

Out of Focus

Out of FocusAlex has never quite believed he’s good enough. Not as a person and not as a lighting technician. He hates that however hard he tries he can’t get his boss, Luke, to like him. In the two years he’s been in the job it’s become a Thing with him and he’s got a huge crush on the man. He needs to move on for his own sanity and his career and he’s just about to accept a job at a bigger theatre when one of the volunteers he’s bedded and dumped pushes him off a ladder.

Luke likes Alex a lot and has done since the day he walked through the door of Theatre Fawr two years ago. He doesn’t date his staff though, or do casual—and Alex is the epitome of casual. So Luke keeps his distance despite Alex’s constant flirting.

Will Alex’s injury give Alex and Luke the push they need to open up to each other? Or will Luke’s inadvertent discovery that Alex has a secret job offer push them further apart?

A 17,500 word short story in the new Theatr Fach universe.

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About A. L. Lester

AllyWriter of queer, paranormal, historical, romantic suspense, mostly. Lives in the South West of England with Mr AL, two children, a terrifying cat, some poultry. Likes gardening but doesn’t really have time or energy. Not musical. Doesn’t much like telly. Non-binary. Chronically disabled. Has tedious fits.

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Excerpt from Out of Focus

Luke was furious. Bloody furious. His theatre. His crew. Alex.

He’d got back after a leisurely look round a potential new supplier of scissor-lifts and harnesses followed by a pub lunch with the business owner to find the theatre in uproar. Alex had tipped over on the zargees…which was bloody ironic given it was the approaching new height restrictions about using ladders to rig that had sent Luke on his errand.

He’d gone straight to the hospital and found Alex about to check himself out against the doctor’s advice. Bloody Alex, as well.

Alex had been a thorn in his side since he’d started in post two years ago. It was a tiny theatre and the chief technician was responsible for anything with a plug on it as well as showing the film programme and doing the lighting and sound for shows. They’d done a panel interview and Luke, a couple of members of the board and Lacey the theatre manager had seen half a dozen people. Alex had come out head and shoulders above the rest.

He’d walked in on his first proper day on the job and looked at Luke from underneath his ridiculously long eyelashes and smiled and said something perfectly professional that Luke hadn’t heard, because he was gone. Gone, gone, gone. His heart had given a big thump, he’d flushed from his chest to his hairline and he’d taken an actual physical step back because otherwise he’d have done something stupid.

Everyone on the circuit knew about Alex Tilsom by reputation. Not his professional reputation, although that was solid. His unprofessional reputation, as Luke privately thought of it.

It was a small industry.

Luke had seen whole companies explode because people fell into bed with each other and the detonation when they fell out of bed again meant they couldn’t work together. He’d been at Theatr Fach for a long time now and although there were no actual rules against it, his personal tenet was to keep his professional relationships professional.

So he let Alex’s good natured flirting roll over him, he didn’t respond like he wanted to and he never, ever commented or ribbed him like the others did about his latest conquest. It was worse because strictly speaking he was Alex’s boss. He tried very hard not to be the older creep who letched on his staff.

Newsflash. In this case he did not always succeed.

It made him feel uncomfortable and itchy inside his own skin. Alex was a funny guy. He worked hard, he was good at his job. He charmed passing crew and volunteers into bed and out again with no drama before or after. He’d be gone in two or three years…he was the sort of person who saw Theatr Fach as a stepping stone to something bigger and more challenging.

All Luke had to do was hold on to that thought and not smile back.

He’d thoroughly fucked that up in the last twenty-four hours, hadn’t he? It was his job to go and see what was going on at the hospital. And he supposed he could argue it was his job to stay with Alex overnight if no-one else could, if the stupid arse wouldn’t stay in hospital like he should have.

It wasn’t his job to mostly fail to sleep in the armchair in the corner of the man’s bedroom and creepily watch over him all night. Or was it? Was that on the right side of the line? Fuck it, who knew any more.

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Guest Post | The Blood Witch by Holly Day

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Holly is stealing a spot on the blog because it’s release day!!! The Blood Witch is out today. It’s a story we wrote for National I am in Control Day.

Conri is a werewolf, he’s also the king of Northbridge, and he thinks he has things under control – he doesn’t. Someone is trying to take him down by planting his DNA on a dead body, but Conri has no idea who.

Nick is a blood witch which means he can change the getup of blood. He can copy DNA and transform his own or someone else’s blood into something it isn’t. It’s a handy trick in a world where supernatural beings aren’t given the same rights as humans and everyone have to leave blood samples as soon as they’re gonna apply for something.

One day, Nick walks in on a robbery. A werewolf woman has been hiding her identity and has started a restaurant, something supernaturals aren’t allowed to do. When she is shot in the arm, Nick changes her blood so it appears human.

Once Conri learns he has a blood witch in his kingdom, he becomes his prime suspect, and he goes to find him.

I had so much fun writing this one. It’s a fated mates story so you can all guess that when Conri goes to confront Nick, things don’t work out the way he’d planned. So much for being in control LOL

That little shit

Excerpt:

Nick looked up as a shadow filled the window of his balcony door. A second later, a huge man yanked it open and stepped into his one-room apartment.

He dove for the phone, but the man moved fast as lightning, and a growl filled the air. When his fingers gripped Nick’s wrist, he kicked the man’s knee and flung himself backward. He wasn’t strong enough to fight a shifter, but he only needed a few seconds to collect his thoughts.

With a deep breath, he released his magic. Power dripped from his fingertips as he allowed it to build.

The man advanced on him, but when Nick flung his magic at him, he halted mid-step. The look he gave Nick was curious at first, then his face twisted into something savage. Panic shone in his eyes.

“Right now, your blood is moving very, very slowly. Your body is shutting down. Leave and never come back, and I’ll let you live. If not, I can stop your blood flow. It’ll show up as cardiac arrest in an autopsy.” Nick was gonna be sick. He’d sworn he’d never be close to a king again. His power was draining, with black dots dancing across his vision.

He stopped the magic. “Leave.” His voice was hoarse, and his knees wanted to buckle.

“I’m the king.” The man didn’t sound any better off than Nick was.

“I’ve seen kings die before. Now leave.” He curled his fingers around the backrest of his chair, praying the king would leave before he collapsed. The black dots multiplied, and a roar rose in his ears. “Leave.”

He wasn’t sure if the man left or not as he sank down on the chair. He needed to rest. In an hour or two, he’d get something to eat, and soon after, he’d be back to normal. It would be fine.

When he had rested, he’d pack a bag and leave the city. It was stupid to think he could live here once he’d tipped his hand. Six years was too long to stay in one place—he should have known. He should have run as soon as he’d helped the female in the pizza place. So naive to think they’d leave him alone once they’d realized what he could do.

A hand landed on his shoulder, and he shot off the chair. He still couldn’t see properly, and he had no strength. A strong arm wrapped around his waist, a low growl sounding close to his ear.

“Stop fighting.”

Nick pushed at the man—the king—lazy sparks of magic jumped to his fingertips, but what could he do? He didn’t have enough power to slow his blood a second time. Shifters were so much stronger than humans. He could take down more than one shifter before blacking out, but then he had to act quickly, not hold on to the control and stand around chatting as he had.

“I won’t hurt you.” His words were soft and sounded far away despite the man holding him close. A sound followed. Nick couldn’t say if it was a moan or a growl, he couldn’t tell if it was a sound of pleasure or of pain. One of victory most likely—the king had caught himself a blood witch.

Blurb:

thebloodwitchNick Adore has been in hiding for six years. He does his best to pass himself off as human and only wants to be left alone. But one day, he walks in on a robbery. Instead of quietly walking away, he reveals himself as a blood witch, and now the werewolf king demands to see him. 

Conri Biast is king. He has been the king of Norbridge for eleven years, but someone is trying to take him down. For months, he’s known there’s a blood witch in his territory who refuses to pay his respects, and that puts him on the top of his list of suspects. But when he goes to confront the witch, things don’t turn out the way he’d planned. The witch is his mate.  

Nick doesn’t want to be anywhere near Conri. Being close to kings always ends with him getting hurt, but he finds himself sucked into the power struggle. Conri doesn’t know who he can trust, but he knows he needs Nick by his side. Together, they’re strong, but are they strong enough to keep the throne? 

Buy links 

Gay Paranormal Romance: 43,009 words 

JMS Books :: Amazon :: books2read.com/TheBloodWitch 

About Holly Day: 

According to Holly Day, no day should go by uncelebrated and all of them deserve a story. If she’ll have the time to write them remains to be seen. She lives in rural Sweden with a husband, four children, more pets than most, and wouldn’t last a day without coffee.  

Holly gets up at the crack of dawn most days of the week to write gay romance stories. She believes in equality in fiction and in real life. Diversity matters. Representation matters. Visibility matters. We can change the world one story at the time.  

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