Holiday Sales

Merry Christmas everyone!

Has the calm settled around you yet? Here we celebrate on the 24th, so today is a calm, quiet day – especially this year since we’re only the family. Hubby went to work this morning and won’t be home until Monday, so it’s just the kids and me.

When you find yourself with some time on your hands, some holiday sales are going on. Smashwords has their annual End of the Year Sale, JMS has a holiday sale, and I know some of my books are discounted on Barnes & Nobel (some are 60% off). I think they’ll be on sale to the end of the year on B&N, but I’m not entirely sure.

So when you have a moment over, browse around.

Smashwords End of Year Sale – Ends on Januray 1st

End-of-Year-Sale

100% Off

50% Off

25% Off

Sale at B&N – Probably Ends at January 1st

Gray Photo Winter Facebook Cover

60% Off

50% Off

33% Off

JMS Books Holiday Sale – Ends on the 26th of December

HolidaySaleJMSMy books are JMS Books are the following:

  • 2020 Top Ten Gay Romance (Turning Wood)
  • 24 Dates
  • Banger Challenge
  • Black Bird
  • Crazy Joe
  • Cup o’ Sugar
  • Elevator Pitch
  • Jaeger’s Lost and Found
  • Legendary Loves (Pine Tree Mary)
  • Nine Stones
  • Pine Tree Mary
  • Quinny, Focus!
  • Soul Eater
  • Turning Wood
  • When Skies Are Gray

And you’ll find them here!

X-mas Read | Honey Baked

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“Eww! It’s goats’ cheese.”
“Drizzled in honey.” Jian popped one in his mouth too. “Delicious.”
“Nasty! Those will not go on the menu.”
“I knew you’d say that.”
“Why did you make me eat it?”
His eyes sparkled as he met Victor’s gaze. “Because I hope you’ll learn to love goats’ cheese one day, and we can have some goats’ cheese and honey kind of fun.”
Victor scrunched up his face. “We’re not the kind of people who mix food and sex, it’s not sanitary.”
The laugh filled Victor’s chest with tingles. “One day, darling.”

That’s Victor and Jian talking from 24 Dates. Notice how the cheese and honey aren’t sanitary? John and Zachary from Honey Baked may or may not agree.

Eww, as Victor says above, was Amy Spector’s reaction when she beta-read Honey Baked for me LOL

This is a short story, featuring John and Zach from Once in May. Of all the Nortown stories, Once in May is my favourite. While I’ve written several short stories with Aiden and Tristan, John and Zach are the only other characters getting to continue outside their main story.

Tristan is supposed to dress up as Santa but gets sick, so Zach has to cover for him.

Honey baked honey

Excerpt:

Carefully placing the morsel in John’s mouth, he almost groaned as John’s lips closed around his fingers.

“Mm…” John nodded and chewed.

“Better?”

“You always make things better.”

“I do?”

“Of course. Give me more.”

Zachary huffed a laugh and reached for another piece, but before he fed it to John, he leaned in until their lips practically touched. “It might cost you.”

John brought their lips together, the fake beard getting in the way, and giggled, plucking the rye bread from Zach’s hand. “Take off the beard.”

“I won’t be Santa if I do,” Zach protested but gladly got rid of the beard. It was itchy and hot.

John rearranged himself, sliding his butt higher up Zach’s leg. “Yeah…” He buried his fingertips in his real beard. “Perhaps my Santa hasn’t gone all white-haired yet.”

Zach curled his hand around John’s hip. “Any more wishes I may fulfil?”

***

Nervousness flitted through John’s chest. “There might be something…”

“Yeah?” Zachary’s blue eyes were filled with mischief, and John hesitated. It was a far too serious request to bring up here, not like they were gonna do it here anyway, and saying it out loud only to then have it hanging over him would be too stressful. And what if Zachary didn’t want to, or wanted it and then would be disappointed?

“What are you thinking?” Zachary was still smiling, but he was too good at reading John by now not to notice something was up. John could see it in the way some of the sparkles in his eyes died.

“It’s nothing.”

“Tell me. I’m Santa, remember? I already know everything anyway.”

John smiled. “You do, huh? What was I thinking, then, Santa?” He could play. He might not be good at it, always fearing he’d say the wrong thing or give a false impression, but what could go wrong playing with Santa?

“You were thinking how you want to eat honey-baked Brie off my bare stomach.” Zach gave him a serious look. “I know because I read minds. Nothing to be embarrassed about. Many have that wish.”

John swallowed a laugh. “And you let them? I’m not sure I want to eat Brie from there if half the town have already been smearing theirs around.”

“Ha! You naughty little…of course, I don’t lend my stomach out to anyone. Only to the ones who are dear to me.”

“Of course, of course. You were wrong, though. It wasn’t what I was thinking.” John reached for the cheese knife and cut himself a piece, making sure he got plenty of honey and almonds on it.


Honey-BakedAll John wants is to stay at home in peace and quiet, but when the Santa booked for the town’s Christmas party at Jen’s cafe catches a fever, Zachary decides to take his place. It’s just for a few hours, John should be able to take part in the celebrations like any normal person, but instead, he finds himself hiding in the kitchen, eating loads of the delicious honey baked Brie cheese Jen has made.

Zachary loved the town’s Christmas party as a child, and he wants to spread some holiday cheer both to the kids in Nortown and to John. Being Santa is not as easy as he thought it would be, though. And how he’s gonna be able to lure John out of the kitchen and get him to sit on Santa’s lap, he doesn’t know.

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X-mas Read | Eight Feet of Magic

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Tomorrow is the first day of Yule, so I thought I’d share a little from the only Yule story I have. Going through my folders to find my files, I realised 24 Dates that was released earlier this month, is the second holiday story I’ve written with an advent calendar.

I should’ve thought of that earlier since I posted Eight Feet of Magic as an advent calendar on my Facebook page last year – one part of the story every day. If you hop on over there and search for Eight Feet of Magic you can read it from beginning to end. Each post has a picture cut out from the cover with a number on it, so it should be easy to find the right order.

I love Eight Feet of Magic. It’s one those stories I wrote more for my sake than with an intended reader in mind. I missed the northern lights (I still miss the northern lights), so I wrote a story with a balloon ship going to the Arctic Circle in December – a good chance of northern lights then.

Steampunk-Eight

Excerpt:

When the northern lights are painting the sky, the old gods are building a bridge from the Earth to the heavens. The Norsemen believed it dangerous not to show respect for the light.

“Hank. Come on, dear, you have to see this.”

Hank flew up into sitting position on the bed. Steel was leaning over him, soot smeared on his cheek and an oil lamp in his hand. His long black hair fell in a tangled mess down his shoulders, and his eyes glowed.

“What is it? Are we crashing?”

Steel snorted, and Hank was on his feet before he could pull in his next breath. It wasn’t until he was standing in his socks on the cold hardwood floor he realised the ship was sailing smoothly. “Is the storm over?”

“Of course. Storms always pass.”

Hank nodded, his heart doing a double beat when Steel grinned at him.

“Come on.”

“Where are we going?”

“It’s part of the magic.”

Hank put on his shoes and followed Steel, wondering for how long he’d been sleeping. Outside the air was crisp, a shiver overtook his body, and he wished he’d put on the god-awful wine-red coat.

“Look.” Steel came to stand close enough to touch. He pointed at the dark sky, and Hank noted a green light clinging to the night. It was eerily beautiful, but it had to be some kind of accident or something creating the light.

“What is it?”

“Aurora Borealis. Have you never seen it before?”

“What? No?”

“It does appear in London…on occasion…I think.” He frowned. “Maybe.”

Hank shook his head. He’d never seen anything like it.

“It’s much more common here by the arctic circle, of course. It’s northern lights.”

“Aurora, like the boat?”

“Boat?” Steel threw his hands in the air, then he linked his arm with Hank’s and leaned against him. “Yes, like the boat. She’s a fine airship, though, not a boat.”

“I’ll try to remember that.”

“You’d better.”

They silently watched the northern lights. Hank shivered from the cold but didn’t want to leave his place by the railing. “Are we close?”

“To Rovaniemi? I don’t know.” Steel kept his gaze at the green sky, unaware of the apprehension sweeping through Hank’s body.

“You don’t know?” He tried to keep his voice even, but since Steel turned to watch him with raised eyebrows, he must’ve failed.

“The equipment went a bit—” He spun his forefinger in the air. “And I might have forgotten where we were on the map, but the storm brought us closer fast.”

Hank forced in a calming breath. “How much extra coal did you bring?”

Steel shrugged. “None.”

“What?”

“It’ll be all right. Stop fretting.”

“But what if we run out? What if we crash? We’re in the middle of nowhere!”

Steel stared at him for a second. “We’re not. We’re somewhere above Denmark, best case scenario Sweden, worst Germany. It’s really not that big of a deal.”

“Not a big deal!”

Demetrius came stumbling out on deck. “Keep your voices down.” His hiss made the words in Hank’s mouth die. “You’re disturbing the dead.”

“Disturbing the dead?” Hank stared at Steel and then at Demetrius. Both of them had lost their minds.

“The northern lights. It’s the spirits of the dead playing ball with a walrus skull.”

“Dad, seriously—”

“It is, or it might be the gods building a bridge between the Earth and the heavens. Either way, you’ll show respect.”

Hank opened his mouth to speak, but Demetrius turned to Steel before he could. “I take it this means we’re getting close.”

“It does.” Steel touched his hat but continued to gaze at the sky.

“Good. I want one of you on deck at all times. As soon as you see the Yule Father you come and get me.”

“That’s ridiculous. Dad, even you have to realise—”

“He has a long beard, wears a slouch hat, and rides an eight-legged horse.”

“No, Dad. There are no eight-legged—”

“Shut up. I’ve paid for this; I say how it’s supposed to be.”

Hank filled his lungs to protest, but Steel interrupted. “We’ll do as you wish, but as I said when you hired me, there are no guarantees.”

Hank turned and left; he’d had enough of this nonsense.


Eight Feet of MagicThere is still magic to be found. Even in the bleakest of places.

Hank Goodenough has spent his entire life in the smoggy streets of London trying to keep his head down and not to get noticed. Not an easy feat when you’re the tallest one in the room and have a brass funnel protruding from your head. When he finds himself laid off work once again, his dad wants to drag him away on a crazy quest. Before he can figure out how to get out of it, he finds himself on a steam-driven airship in search of Odin, the old Norse God and sharing a room with Captain Elazar Steel, a man strutting around on one high-heeled boot and one peg leg.

Steel doesn’t care that the winks, smiles, and small touches he and Hank share might get them hanged once they land on the ground again. He is determined to show Hank there is magic in the world and that there is no better place to be than on his balloon ship steering towards the Arctic Circle.

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