Guest Post | A Vampire Named Otto by Holly Day

A few days ago, A Vampire Named Otta was released 🥳 

It’s a short story about Zephan, who can turn invisible at will, and Otto, who is a vampire. Zephan finds himself in a spot of trouble. He’s been kidnapped by werewolves, but since he can turn invisible, he escapes pretty easily. He can’t mask his scent, though, so they track him.  

To get away, he runs, but wolves are fast. He finds a house and thinks he’s saved. Turns out the grumpy vamp who lives there is more concerned about his lawn than he is Zephan’s wellbeing. Naturally, Zephan does his best to bribe him. 

This is a short story, so if you’re in the mood for a quick and easy read, check it out. It celebrates Keep Off the Grass Day. 

A Vampire Named Otto

Zephan Amon is a psychic on the run. He comes from a powerful family famous for their wealth, but he cut ties with them over a decade ago. He’s not nearly as powerful as they are, and they want him to either hide his existence or change his name, so he doesn’t sully their reputation.    

Zephan refuses, and he’s been perfectly happy living as a human far away from his family, but a series of events have left him jobless and homeless. He’s about to work up the courage to ask his sister for help when he’s kidnapped by werewolves.   

A stroke of luck allows him to escape, but he runs straight into a vampire’s garden. The vampire is far more concerned about Zephan trampling on his lawn than he is about kidnappings and werewolves. He demands Zephan pay a toll of blood for the state of his poor, abused grass. A few swallows of blood can’t be worse than being recaptured by werewolves, can it?  

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Chapter 1

Zephan Amon ran. He ran between trees, jumped over creeks, and hid behind boulders. He didn’t know how he’d ended up in the situation he had. He’d been in Ulledo—less than half an hour’s drive from Bridget’s quaint house in Foolshope.

He’d stopped for some Dutch courage. Begging the sister you hadn’t seen or spoken to for seven years to take you in wasn’t something Zephan had ever imagined himself doing. Better his sister than his parents though, which was why he was there.

His parents lived in Silvermoor, a psychic community where they were, if possible, more stuck up than they were in Foolshope. Or, he believed his parents still lived in Silvermoor. He hadn’t spoken to them for over fifteen years.

He was an invisible in a family of fire gods. They weren’t gods, but you wouldn’t be able to tell from the way they acted.

Anyway, Zephan had lost his job, had been unable to get a new one, and was therefore unable to pay his rent. The only way out of homelessness he could come up with was if Bridget agreed to let him stay with her for a bit.

He’d packed everything he could fit into his car, got rid of the rest of his belongings, and steered toward Foolshope.

The closer he got, the more nervous he’d grown.

When he’d been shaking and close to throwing up, he’d stopped in Ulledo to have a drink. Worst case scenario, he could sleep in his old Toyota and go to Bridget the day after. April was chilly, but he was sure he would survive a night in the wild.

It was not what had happened.

He had no idea where his car was or if any of his things remained in it. He had the key, which had to count for something, right? Or not. If there was no car, he had no use for the key.

A howl cut through the dusk, and Zephan pushed himself to run faster. He didn’t stand a chance against shifters. They were faster, stronger, and way more deadly than he was.

Another howl split the air, but this came from another direction, and while Zephan was no expert on shifter sounds, he believed it sounded differently.

Everything stilled. For a second, Zephan did too. Were they watching him? He looked around, but he saw nothing. He erected his shield, the bubble that made him invisible to anyone who looked in his direction.

It was a pretty useless skill since it didn’t hide scent, and should someone touch him, they were able to feel him.

As a child, he’d wondered if he’d been adopted since everyone else in his family were fire gods, but nope. He looked like a younger version of his father, so there would be no long-lost parents coming to save him from being the dynasty’s embarrassment.

He ran with his shield up. It wouldn’t help when chased by monsters who had an excellent sense of smell, but it was the best he could do.

He was so close now. Foolshope had to be around here somewhere. He only had to find some houses, and he was sure he’d be able to find Bridget’s house. Maybe. Hopefully. He’d only been there once right after she’d moved in close to ten years ago. It was when he’d still been in contact with her before she tried to get him to move back to Silvermoor, so he wouldn’t soil the family name.

In Silvermoor, they could keep him unseen. No one needed to know he existed there. They could hide him away. Deny he’d ever been born.

These thoughts made his hopelessness well up. She wouldn’t take him in. And if she did, it would come at a price he wasn’t sure he was willing to pay.

All he wanted was to be free and live a normal, human life. His skill was useless. It didn’t earn him any respect or money. Most people didn’t know he wasn’t human, and it was how he liked it.

He didn’t give a damn about psychics and their leading families, he didn’t care about names, or who should continue the lineage with whom. He would never have children, not children he fathered at least. He wasn’t opposed to having kids if he met the right man to raise them with, but there would be no wife, no arranged marriage, and no planned breeding.

No one wanted him anyway.

He was a disgrace to the Amon family, which was the main reason he’d refused to change his last name when they’d suggested it. It had been his and Bridge’s last argument, the one where he’d cut all contact. If he refused to go back to Silvermoor and hide from the world, she—and he was sure their parents were whispering in her ear—demanded he change his name, so there was no visible connection to them.

Fat chance! He hoped he’d meet a guy one day who wanted to marry him and take his name.

He would make sure the news reached Silvermoor.

The air was knocked out of him as he tripped over a branch and landed on the damp ground with a thud. Damn.

Looking around, he could see no wolves. It didn’t mean they weren’t there. The beasts, giant as they were, were experts at melting into the shadows.

He wasn’t sure how he’d ended up in their care. He’d gone into a seedy bar, ordered a beer and a shot, and it was the last thing he remembered before waking up in a dank basement. Maybe they knew who he was. Maybe they believed his parents would pay a ransom. The Amon family was known for their wealth, but they’d picked the wrong Amon. No one would pay for him.

Eaten by wolves was a neat way to make someone disappear, but he couldn’t see his mother hiring a wolf to take him out. Maybe. He’d underestimated her before.

He wasn’t sure werewolves ate psychics, though. There were stories, of course, but he found them hard to believe.

Getting to his feet, he took off running again.

A snarl sounded a little too close to comfort, and it was followed by a loud whine. Were they fighting? Zephan ran in the opposite direction.

He ran and ran and ran. His lungs burned, and he tasted blood at the back of his throat.

The trees grew sparser and hope woke in his chest. He’d seen a sign hours ago pointing toward Foolshope. He hadn’t dared stay on the road where he was easily visible, so he’d dipped into the forest, but he had to be in Foolshope now.

He tumbled out between the tall beech trees and almost crashed into a white picket fence. He dropped his shield in surprise.

In front of him was the cutest little square whitewashed brick house he’d seen outside a fairy tale.

Another snarl came from in the forest, and he rushed toward the gate.

Keep off my lawn!”

Zephan ground to a halt. On the doorstep was a huge man, tall and broad, and fangs dented his lower lip. Holy shit, was he a vampire? Zephan had never met one. They were rare, myths almost.

I need help.”

The door was open behind the man, but it didn’t look as if he would step aside to invite Zephan inside.

Get off the grass!”

Zephan looked at his feet. He was on the gravel walkway, not on any grass, and this time of year, there wasn’t much grass to speak of anyway. It was coming, the spring green was about to take over.

Please. I was kidnapped, and then I—”

Get off my property!”

A branch snapped behind him, and Zephan cursed. He erected his invisibility shield and waited. When the man on the doorstep didn’t say anything and didn’t move, he carefully stepped to the side, and swung his leg over the picket fence, praying he wouldn’t impale himself as he tried to find traction on the bottom rail. He was too short to reach the lawn without castrating himself, and it wasn’t something he wanted to try when he had to be quiet—or any time, if he was being honest.

His damp sneaker slipped a few times, and he winced at the dirty smear he left on the white fence, but finally he managed to get over it. Walking a few steps, he grimaced as his feet left indents on the muddy grass.

He stopped and did his best not to breathe as he waited.

It didn’t take many seconds before three massive men scrambled out of the woods. Claws adorned their fingers, and there was a wild look in their amber eyes. Zephan shuddered.

Get off my lawn!”

He looked back at the vampire. Was he talking to him?

We’re looking for a guy—” One of the wolves held out a hand indicating a small person, and Zephan almost snorted. He might not be related to giants as the shifters appeared to be, but he wasn’t small. He was average. Average all over. “—lean, dark hair, flamethrower.”

The last bit had Zephan widen his eyes. He had no fire skills, none.

Leave my property!” The vampire was glaring at them.

Have you seen him?”

The vampire didn’t answer.

Have you? We won’t bother you if you tell us where he went.”

Shit. Zephan took a step closer to the house. He didn’t think the vampire would protect him, but he believed he was safer near him. Or not. What did vampires eat? Did they eat psychics?

Most likely.

A low growl making the hairs stand on end sounded from behind Zephan, and he whirled around. Another huge man neared the picket fence from a different direction. It wasn’t someone Zephan had seen before, but he had no idea how many individuals there were in a pack, so maybe he was part of the gang that chased him.

There was an air of dominance around him, and he dipped his head in a short greeting to the vampire on the doorstep. “Sorry for the disturbance, Otto.”

Otto? A vampire named Otto.

They’re trespassing.” Otto’s fangs were on full display, and Zephan shivered. They looked sharp.

They sure are.” The new wolf flashed teeth at the three lingering by the gate. “What are you doing here?”

The one who’d spoken to Otto sneered. “None of your business.”

You’re on my land, so it’s my business.”

It’s my land.” Otto walked down the two steps and stood on the walkway. Zephan’s gaze jumped between him and the open door. Could he? Would Otto kill him if he tried?

True, but surrounding your land is our land, and they’ve entered it without permission.”

Zephan ignored what they were saying—though a part of him realized he’d run across shifter country without permission too—and crept closer to the house. He took one slow step after the other, making sure his invisibility shield stayed in place. When he neared Otto, he held his breath.

Could he do this?

Have them removed.” Otto’s voice made him jump. Fuck. Zephan chanced a glance over his shoulder. The man was grinning.

Don’t worry about it. We’ll take care of them.”

It doesn’t make us even, Averett.”

The man, presumably Averett, sighed loudly. “It was years ago!”

You wrecked my zinnias.”

Averett threw his hands in the air. “Fine. I’ll get you new zinnias.”

I have zinnias.”

Motion caught Zephan’s attention. One of the wolves who’d chased him was slowly edging away from the fence and toward the forest. If Zephan’s life hadn’t depended on being invisible, he’d have dropped his shield to point it out to the idiots fighting over zinnias, but he stepped forward instead.

If the wolf could take advantage of Otto and Averett being caught up in some old grievance, then so could he.

He slipped past Otto and walked up the two steps to the landing.

Remove your shoes.”

Zephan jumped.

What? You want me to remove my shoes?” Averett sounded confused.

No. I want the ghost to remove his shoes. I don’t want footprints on my floors.”

Shit. Zephan sighed as low as he could, hoping the wolves wouldn’t be able to hear him.

Silence followed for a second or two, then Averett made a sound of disbelief. “Whatever, dude. I’ll take these clowns with me now.”

Good.” Otto went up one step, and Zephan hurried forward. He toed off his wet sneakers, but since his socks were wet too, he feared he’d leave footprints anyway.

He scurried into the house and leaned against the wall, hoping Otto wouldn’t walk into him.

* * * *

The door closed, and Zephan slowly let out a breath. He didn’t remove the invisibility shield.

You can stay for ten minutes, then you have to leave.” Otto looked in his direction but not directly at him.

Zephan dropped the shield. “But your land is surrounded by wolf land. I’ll be trespassing.”

Otto’s gaze slid over him. He was sure he looked terrible. Dirty and tousled, and starving. Though he most likely didn’t look like he was starving, but he hadn’t eaten since yesterday, and he was starving.

You are trespassing, and I think you should pay.”

Pay?” Zephan huffed. “Pay for what?”

A toll. For walking on my lawn.”

Zephan studied his face to see if he was serious. He looked serious. The fangs were no longer on display, but there was no warmth in his eyes, no sign of a smile, and he looked haggard. Not ill, but not well either.

Lawns are made for walking on.”

Not my lawn. And since it’s mine, I get to decide.”

Rolling his eyes, Zephan rubbed his neck. “I don’t have any money, so I can’t pay you.”

I have money, I don’t want yours.”

A shiver worked its way up Zephan’s spine to his neck where it lingered. “What do you want then?” He quickly held up a hand. “I’m not saying I agree!”

You don’t get a say.”

My body, my choice.” He was tired of not having a say. The last twenty-four hours had not been fun.

I’m hungry.” Otto looked straight into his eyes.

I’m hungry too, but it doesn’t give me the right to demand things of you.”

One bite, and you’re off the hook for the dented lawn and the trespassing on my land.”

Zephan’s mouth dropped open. “One bite? One bite of what?”

One bite of you, and your debt is paid.”

Hell no!” Did vampires drain their victims? “I’ll pay you. I only need to find Foolshope and talk to my sister.” Bridget would never pay to save him from a vampire bite, and he had no idea where his wallet or phone had gone. Fucking wolves. “Then I have to find my car in Ulledo. I’m sure there is something I can sell to get you the money.”

I already have money. What I don’t have is fresh blood.”

Three swallows!” It wouldn’t kill him, right? Three mouthfuls of blood weren’t too bad.

A sharp smile took over Otto’s face for one second and was gone the next. “Three swallows? You think you can stop me after three?”

Fear shot through him. Had he been a fire god, he could’ve burned him, but an invisibility shield wouldn’t help much when Otto was holding onto him.

I trust you not to violate our agreement.” He straightened his back and gave Otto a harsh look. “I’m Zephan Amon.”

There was no recognition in Otto’s gaze. “I’m Otto Jones, but I’m not sure what our names have to do with my meal.”

Jones? A vampire named Otto Jones?”

Jones is a perfectly normal name.”

Exactly!” Zephan threw his hands in the air. “Shouldn’t you be called Laveau or something?”

I should be named after a New Orleans voodoo queen?”

Zephan shrugged. He’d been sure she’d had something to do with vampires, but maybe he was wrong.

Okay, so three swallows.” He held out his arm, offering his wrist.

Otto’s eyebrows traveled his forehead in an almost comical way. “You want me to bite your arm?”

I was thinking wrist.” He pushed up the sleeve a fraction. It was how they did it in the books, wasn’t it?

Otto grimaced. “The wrist is pretty painful.”

Yeah, well, I’m not letting you near my throat.” His heart sped up. “Wait!” He pulled his arm back despite Otto not having moved so much as an inch. “How painful?”

Otto shrugged.

What does that mean?” And he’d agreed pretty readily, hadn’t he? Maybe three swallows were grossly overpriced for trespassing and lawn-walking. “How much do you normally charge someone for stepping on your lawn?”

For a second, Zephan believed Otto would laugh, but it had to have been an illusion.

I don’t allow people to step on my lawn.”

What about the guy with the zinnias?”

Averett. We have an understanding.”

Hmm. What do you normally pay for blood?”

Otto scoffed but didn’t reply.

How often do you drink blood?” Did vampires have to drink every day?

About once a month, every third week if I’m stressed.”

Once a month? “You don’t need to feed more often?” He’d believed they needed to feed more often, but he was no expert on vampires.

Most vampires feed once a week, but I don’t like people, so I postpone.”

Zephan mock gasped. “You don’t like people? I never would’ve guessed. You’re so friendly.” But if his blood would keep Otto going for three weeks, surely, he could get more out of this deal. “Since I’ll feed you—”

Three swallows.”

Yes, three swallows.” How much did he normally drink? “But since I’ll be feeding you, I think it’s more than right that you feed me too.” Did vampires eat solid food? They had to, right?

I should feed you and allow you to trample on my grass?”

Yes.” Zephan gave a curt nod.

Okay. I’ll bite you, take three swallows, then I’ll feed you something.”

Deal.” He held out his arm again.

Come. Sit in the kitchen.” Otto walked through the doorway to his right, and Zephan followed while trying to get his heart to calm down. How bad could it be? It couldn’t be as bad as being kidnapped by werewolves, right? Shit, he couldn’t go out there again. He’d either run into the pack who owned the land or the pack who was chasing him.

Sit.” Otto pulled out a chair, and Zephan made a quick scan of the kitchen—small but cute, with rustic wood and a gray brick wall behind the stove.

Zephan sat on the chair and Otto, despite his size, gracefully sank to his knees in front of him.

Okay, three swallows.” Otto looked up to meet Zephan’s gaze.

Can vampires eat psychics?”

A smile. It wasn’t big, but damn.

Maybe I’m poisonous.”

I doubt it.” Otto gently cradled his right hand in his bigger one and pushed up the sleeve of Zephan’s shirt to his elbow. There was a bruise around his wrist he hadn’t known he’d had. Otto stared at it for a second too long, a small frown settling between his brows. Then he lowered his head.

Wait!”

Otto froze and looked up at him.

How much pain are we talking?”

Scared?”

Hell yeah!” His heart was trying to escape his ribcage and ice was filling his belly.

Close your eyes and think of flowers.”

Flowers? Why flowers?”

Otto gave an impatient huff and tightened his hold on his hand a fraction. “Think about whatever calms you down. I like flowers. If you like… chocolate, then think of chocolate.”

Flowers.”

Otto pressed his lips together but his mouth looked a little weird. Fangs. “It was an example. Think about whatever you want. Now close your eyes and take a deep breath.”

Have you ever had a psychic before?”

Otto met his gaze again. His eyes were beautiful, a mix of gray and brown, too light for his tan skin and dark hair.

Ready?”

You didn’t answer.”

No, I’ve never bitten a psychic before, I always pick humans, but you’re not poisonous. Vampires can feed from all species apart from other vampires.”

Animals?”

No, all humanoid species.”

So if aliens invade—”

Take a deep breath and close your eyes.”

Zephan did as told. “But if aliens were to—” His words cut off with a hiss. There was a stinging pain on the inside of his arm, close to the elbow. He jerked and looked down at Otto.

His eyes were closed, his lips sealed over his skin, and there was a blissful, almost euphoric look on his face. For a moment Zephan was stunned, then Otto met his gaze and sucked in a shuddering breath. This was hot in some weird, messed-up way.

The pain was almost gone, and when Otto swallowed, heat rushed through Zephan and settled in his groin. Oh, hell no, he would not get hard from having some weirdo suck on his arm.

Otto swallowed again, and Zephan had a silly notion of reaching out and touching his hair. He squirmed on the chair, trying to rid his head of all stupid thoughts.

Otto was a stranger, not a lover he should caress.

A small sound escaped Otto. It resembled a moan, but it couldn’t be, could it? Sucking on someone’s arm wasn’t moan-worthy.

Otto being on his knees making sexy sounds messed with Zephan’s mind. When he swallowed for the third time, Zephan let out a breath. “There.” His voice sounded shaky.

Otto closed his eyes, and Zephan had to bite back a groan when his tongue swept over the skin on his arm. He lifted his mouth off him and licked over the punctures. He did it again and again, and Zephan moved in his seat. This was weird. And hot. And bizarre. And… fuck.

He cleared his throat and pulled at his arm. Otto let him go and rose to his feet, graceful as a cat.

The wound was gone. There were two red dots where he assumed the fangs had gone in, but it was the only sign. How the hell had he done that?

If you fall down dead now, I won’t try to resurrect you.” Zephan’s voice had dropped, and he sounded huskier than he’d meant to.

Don’t worry, little witch.” Otto winked at him and opened the refrigerator. “What are you in the mood for? I was gonna make honey garlic chicken with potato wedges. You okay with that? No allergies?”

Zephan couldn’t find his voice. Otto was… lighter. He was pretty sure he wasn’t, but he moved with ease, almost floating.

Chicken is fine. I’d eat roadkill at this point.”

Classy.” Otto pulled things out of the refrigerator. “If you want, you can rest for a bit. This will take some time.”

Rest?”

There is a couch in the living room, it’s pretty comfy. There are no sheets in the guest room, but I could grab some if you want a bed.”

Zephan frowned at his back. What happened to the ten minutes he was allowed to stay? Though, since the deal was dinner now, he guessed the time had been prolonged. He hadn’t expected to be offered the guest room though.

Couch is fine.” And he was tired. So tired. “How much did you drink?”

Three swallows. It was the deal.”

How much do you normally drink?”

Otto looked at him over his shoulder, a knife in his hand and an onion on a cutting board. Damn, when had he gotten them? “About three swallows.” He grinned, the tip of a fang peeking out from underneath his upper lip.

So I gave you a month’s worth of food?”

Shrugging, he cut the onion in half. “It feels like your blood is more potent than a human’s.”

So more than a month?”

Most vampires feed once a week.”

Right, but still. I gave you more than—” He gestured at the stove. “—one chicken dinner.”

You paid for trespassing and ruining my lawn.”

I didn’t ruin your lawn, idiot! Lawns are made for walking.”

No, that’s boots.”

Zephan gaped at him. “What?”

These boots are made for walking…” He hummed a tune, and Zephan sighed.

I think you should add breakfast to the deal.”

Slowly, Otto turned around. “Excuse me?”

Breakfast, and a night in your guest room. You didn’t know how potent my blood was, it’s only fair you reevaluate and sweeten the deal.”

Sweeten the deal?”

Yup.” Please. Please. Please. Zephan would trade breakfast tomorrow for another feeding without blinking. The bite had hurt initially, but it hadn’t been too bad, and now he couldn’t feel it at all. “Breakfast in bed.”

Not in bed. Only heathens eat in bed.”

Zephan chuckled. “Heathens do?”

Those and idiots. Sane people don’t want crumbs in their beds.”

Fine. Breakfast in the kitchen then.” Zephan gestured around the room.

Fine, breakfast in the kitchen.”

Really?” Zephan hadn’t meant to speak so loudly, but hope had given the word a boost.

Otto frowned at him. “One night. And you’re not allowed to be annoying.”

What counts as annoying?”

What you’re doing now. Go stretch out on the couch and allow me to do this in peace.”

Zephan nodded. “Would a shower be too much to ask?”

Otto sighed. “There are clean towels on the shelf right inside the bathroom door.”

Thank you.” Zephan hurried out of the kitchen. He wasn’t sure where the bathroom was, but it was a small house, so he’d find it.

Guest Post | A United Front by Ellie Thomas

The lovely Ellie Thomas is back on the blog. Keep on reading to learn more about her latest release, A United Front!

Thank you so much, Ofelia, for having me back on the blog again! I’m Ellie, I write Historical MM Romance and today, I’m here to chat about my new release, A United Front.

In the ninth story of my Twelve Letters series, I explore how my ensemble cast reacts when one of the couples comes under threat from an outside force.

When corrupt constable Jabeth Snell attempts to extort Jo Everett, and seems to be veering on the edge of discovering his relationship with Daniel Walters, this sends shock waves throughout the tight-knit group of friends.

The joy of writing firmly established characters is that I can guess their likely reactions. Jo’s best friend, Captain Ben Harding, not one to suffer fools gladly, would resort to extreme violence, given half a chance. His partner Edward is typically staunch and quick to stay Ben’s murderous impulses. Actor Harry and musician Luc, although less directly involved, are sympathetic and supportive to what their friends are going through.

Jo immediately appeals to Nathan Brooks after Snell’s first approach. Nathan is clear headed and practical but also alarmed at this turn of events. His youth lover Percy, although concerned for Jo and Daniel, would be more inclined to pay off Snell rather than bother with a complex plan to get rid of the man.

Although the threat centres on Jo, and subsequently, Daniel, the closeness of this circle of men is proved by their sticking together. Each man reacts in a characteristic way, with their own contribution. That diversity proved to be the group’s strength.

They immediately conclude that what threatens one of them, threatens the entire group. They act accordingly, coming up with a sound plan to get rid of the threat once and for all and staunchly protecting Jo and Daniel.

Blurb:

In 1818, Jolyon Everett’s happy existence in Regency London seems assured with his lover Daniel Walters and their tight-knit group of companions, consisting of three other couples.

When Edward Stephens, the sweetheart of Jo’s best friend, Captain Ben Harding, comes to Jo for advice, his family issue seems the only blot on a clear horizon.

But soon, Jo faces another dilemma, involving a threat of blackmail looming over his and Daniel’s relationship with alarming ramifications for their friends.

By banding together, can the small society of men fend off this encroaching peril? And will Jo and Daniel be able to continue their life together, uninterrupted from danger?

Excerpt:

Good afternoon, sir. May I help you? Were you looking to make an appointment? I’m afraid that we are almost completely booked up for the bulk of the Season.”

The fellow ignored Daniel’s patter. Taking off his hat to reveal his scanty hair, he lounged against the polished surface of the counter.

I ain’t in need of new duds, as I told that longshanks of a shop boy,” he said. “Rather some intelligence that you might be willing to spill. Tis remarkable how a word in the right ear can save a body a whole heap of trouble.”

His smile was as amicable as a shark.

Snell was only slighter taller than Daniel, at least a decade older and much heavier, with most of his extra weight carried around his protruding midriff. Despite his unprepossessing appearance, Daniel instinctively knew it would be dangerous to underestimate him.

Then I am unable to assist you,” Daniel said crisply. “At Shelford’s our customers must have complete confidence in our discretion. You must have mistaken us for a coffee shop or tavern.”

Ho, ho.” Snell’s laugh didn’t reach his flinty eyes. “I’ve been led to believe that this is the domicile of a certain Mr. Jolyon Everett, formerly of Orange Street. Now,” he said with a smirk. “What’s a fine gentleman doing, relocating from where the nobs congregate? I mean, it’s good enough for the likes of you and me. But the gentry don’t usually disport themselves to mingle with trade.”

Snell’s inference bordered on the obscene.

You can’t blame me for wondering why?” Snell leaned familiarly across the counter.

It took every ounce of Daniel’s control not to shrink away. He forced himself to feign mild interest.

Timmy’s robust defence, although well-intentioned, had only sharpened the man’s interest.

It’s wiser to pretend to play him at his own game.

As I have already related, by Mr. Shelford’s direction, we cannot disclose any details about our customers, financial or otherwise. Even if they’re dished up and don’t have a feather to fly with. I can only tell you that Mr. Everett is amongst our clientage,” Daniel paused before adding with feigned regret. “If I was minded to divulge more, once word got around, we’d be losing business in a shake of a rat’s tale. And that would cost me my job.”

Snell rubbed his poorly shaven chin thoughtfully.

As one working man to another, I can understand your dilemma. Considering Mr. E is your neighbour, you might pass on the odd crumb without risking your position, or even slip me the key to his rooms for a look-see when he’s not around,” Snell said unctuously. “Dip deeply at the tables does he? Or perhaps he has an expensive filly stashed away around the corner at Oxford Street? A gentleman would have to pay through the nose for all them there accoutrements a pretty ladybird requires. Or maybe his tastes run in another direction?” Snell looked Daniel up and down. “You must be aware of his comings and goings, pass the time of day on the stairs and so on. Surely he’s given you a hint? I’ll make it worth your while.”

I wouldn’t know,” Daniel shrugged indifferently. “I keep to my station as the gentry do to theirs. Mind you,” He allowed some doubt to creep into his voice, “Perhaps Mr. Everett isn’t quite the gentleman he seems if a constable is making enquiries. I wouldn’t want to be tarnished by another man’s misdoings. Which magistrate’s district are you from? Soho, I presume, as it’s the closest. Marlborough Street court, is it?” He asked ingenuously.

That’s right,” Snell agreed. “Just around the corner. Makes us neighbours, near enough.”

Daniel repressed a shudder of revulsion.

Strictly speaking,” Snell continued. “I’m making enquiries on my own behalf. It’s a remarkable how a man can earn a bit on the side using the tricks of the trade.” He tapped the side of his fleshy nose. “It pays one way or another to watch and learn. This is unofficial-like and strictly off the books, although between you and me, some of the magistrates would trip over their own shoe buckles if they weren’t stuck on.”

Snell grinned ingratiatingly. Daniel forced himself to smile.

I’ll leave you to think on it.” Snell straightened up. Daniel half-expected to discover a smear of grease staining the counter. “Since you know where I am, you can come and find me at Marlborough Street. Just ask for Jabeth Snell. And if not, well,” Snell grinned, “I might decide to investigate you instead.”

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Guest Post | On Dragon Row by Holly Day

Hiya! I’m here as Holly today. A few days ago, On Dragon Row was released, and it’s a box set of my three Dragon Row stories – The Book Dragon’s Lair, Mated to the Fire Dragon, and The Dragon’s Prisoner.  

They can all be read as standalone stories, but characters from previous stories will appear.  

We have dragon shifters finding their human mates either by pretending to be someone they’re not, trying to help out a sick man, or simply locking them up in their basement. Any way is good as long as you get what you want, right?? LOL 

Anyway, now you can grab them all in one set, and if you want, you can read the first chapter of The Dragon’s Prisoner below! 

On Dragon Row

Gemstones. Beautiful sparklies. Treasured jewels. Nothing’s more important than that, except finding your mate.

In this box set, you’ll meet three dragon shifters who all live on the same street, Dragon Row. They’re obsessed with pretty gemstones and precious metals, but being in the human realm also gives them an opportunity they never had in the dragon realm. They can find mates among the human population.

 

Contains the stories:

The Book Dragon’s Lair: Egil is running a bookstore on Dragon Row while Draken, his dragon mate, is away fighting a war on the other side of the veil. He is finally free, so when word reaches him that Draken is on his way home after having been injured, he considers running away. It isn’t Draken stepping over the threshold, though. Can Egil pretend the new dragon is his mate? And what will happen if Draken comes back?

Mated to the Fire Dragon: Zale wanted to see a dragon. He never expected a miracle. Zale is dying, but he wants to see a dragon before he goes. Albus is a white dragon with no status, but when Zale steps into his smithy, everything inside him catches fire. Albus can tell Zale is dying, and he could breathe fire into him, but then they’d be mated. He can’t force Zale to live his entire life with a white dragon, can he?

The Dragon’s Prisoner: Stealing from a dragon is bad, getting caught is worse. Kasper is a thief who wants to quit but is forced to do one last job. Saxon the Sinful owns a jewelry store, and one day a human has the audacity to try to steal from him. Being a dragon’s prisoner wasn’t part of Kasper’s plan, but now that he is, he’s not sure he wants to escape. But there is no future for a thief and a dragon, is there?

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Chapter 1 of The Dragon’s Prisoner

Saxon the Sinful snarled as the bell chimed over the entrance of The Dragon’s Treasure, his jewelry store. It was a stupid name, but he’d been advised to put the word Dragon somewhere on the sign, and being creative wasn’t his strong suit.

It was two minutes before closing time, and if humans had possessed any sense, they wouldn’t come to his store two minutes before closing time.

Reverend Goodwin stepped over the threshold and pulled the door closed behind himself with some force—it would’ve closed on its own if he’d only waited a moment.

“They walk around as if it’s normal.” The distaste dripping from his words had Saxon get up from his seat behind the counter and walk over to the window. He looked out over Dragon Row, expecting to see something interesting, but all he saw was Ryu the Ravenous and his mate, Egil, walking down the stairs of The Book Dragon’s Lair and heading in the direction of the market. He needed to do some shopping too, but feared he wouldn’t make it there in time today. The market people packed up for the day about now, too.

He swept his gaze over the cobblestoned lane in hopes of having missed something interesting, but nope, only Ryu and Egil. A dragon stretched its wings above the tower-like houses before the angular shape more or less disappeared into the darkening sky. Saxon was almost sure it was blue, which meant it most likely was Mort the Monstrous. He growled low. He had to have closed early today if he was already flying. Saxon wanted to fly too, but he preferred not to do it in the dark, which meant he didn’t get to stretch his wings often this time of year. January sucked. November through March, or at least February, always sucked in this fucking realm.

He was sick of Dragon Row. He was sick of having to work every day like a lowly human. Most of all, he was sick of all the idiots living in this pathetic excuse of a settlement. Had he been able to, he’d return to the dragon realm in a heartbeat.

“The rest of you have to make it clear it’s not acceptable.”

Saxon blinked and tried to focus on the conversation. Were they having a conversation or was the human leader talking to himself?

“What isn’t acceptable?”

“Having sodomites walking down the street as if they aren’t an abomination.”

Abomination? Saxon looked out of the window again. Last he’d heard, Albus the Abomination had moved to the ocean. Maybe Saxon should go to the ocean too. He’d never seen it, and he believed there was more than one ocean, so he wouldn’t have to be near Albus and his annoying mate.

The reverend turned and looked him straight in the eye. “At least you’re not one of them.”

Saxon was confused and kept his face blank. “I’m still here. I didn’t go with Albus the Abomination.”

Goodwin stared at him as if he’d lost his mind. “No, you helped to get rid of him. I appreciate that. We don’t need more of those people around here. It confuses the members of my congregation.”

Saxon hadn’t done anything. Or he might have told everyone Albus was a white dragon, but they’d have figured it out, anyway. The reverend hadn’t understood color mattered until Ryu the Ravenous, who was a black dragon—albeit scarred and ugly and without status—had moved here. Saxon had told him about the dragons on the Sapphire Mountains being black when he’d asked for an explanation. He’d also told him how white dragons had no status at all and should be killed as soon as they’d made it out of the egg, but how one had survived and was living among them right here on Dragon Row.

Mort the Monstrous had already told Goodwin not to give Albus a mate, so Saxon didn’t feel bad about it. He didn’t like how Ryu and Nithe the Nefarious, Saxon’s neighbor, had stuck up for Albus, though. There were too few dragons in this realm not to stick together. Excluding a white dragon was common sense, but Ryu and Nithe hadn’t agreed.

Saxon should try to make better friends with them, but he didn’t have the energy.

“I meant, at least you don’t keep a male companion. Do you want me to find you a mate? I know you didn’t find anyone you liked among those I presented you with when you arrived, but it’s been more than a decade. You have to be getting lonely, and we have some girls who have grown into fine young women who might catch your fancy. Good, godly women. We could use a dragon in church, someone who can show the residents of Dragon Row the right way.”

Saxon didn’t want to spend more time than he needed with humans. He never would’ve lived in the human realm if he’d had a choice. He’d planned on sharing his flame with Vida the Vicious. She was a dark blue dragon, a second cousin to Albus the Abomination. He hadn’t cared when he’d learned her bloodline was tainted by a white dragon—he hadn’t been pleased, but he wouldn’t punish Vida for Albus’ parents being too weak to do what they should’ve done when they realized what came out of the egg.

To say her tainted genetics hadn’t caused some worry would be to lie, but he figured if they had a white hatchling, they could drown it and try again. It would be a disappointment, but they could’ve gotten past it. Females were few and far between, more than two-thirds of all young hatched were male, and Vida had chosen him. Her bloodline might not have been as clean as she’d first let on, but he’d been considered one of the lucky ones, despite the contamination.

He snorted, which had the reverend widen his eyes. Smoke wafted around them, and Saxon took a calming breath. She hadn’t chosen him. He’d walked into her cave one day and had found her with Dren the Devious. Both naked, both in their human form, writhing on the mattress. The sounds of their lovemaking would forever be etched into his mind, as would the screams that followed.

Anger, hot like molten lava, had erupted in him, and he’d burned them both. Had changed into a dragon right there and unleashed his fire. He didn’t care about having disfigured Dren, but he’d scarred Vida beyond recognition.

The council had given him a choice, and it had cost him his entire fortune and part of his mother’s too to pay his debt. Then he had to go through the veil and never set foot in the dragon realm again or he would die. He’d ruined Vida the Vicious prospects, and her family wanted his head. He understood. He’d allowed his anger to rule, but the trollop deserved it. She’d cost him his treasure and his dignity.

He could build a new treasure, but his dignity? He’d been fooled, and everyone knew it.

Or Mort the Monstrous did, at least. No one else on Dragon Row had ever mentioned it. It didn’t mean they didn’t know, of course.

“What do you say?”

“About?” Saxon stared at Goodwin. What was he talking about?

“About mating a woman and coming to church.”

“I’ve had enough of females for a lifetime.”

Goodwin stared at him. “A young vibrant woman to warm your bed, you don’t want that?”

He might, but if he took someone to bed, it wouldn’t be one of the reverend’s people. He had little patience for stupidity, and anyone following Goodwin lacked intelligence.

“I’ll send a few over for you to have a look at.”

Saxon ignored him. “Did you want to buy something?” It was past closing time.

Goodwin shook his head.

* * * *

Kasper Cobalt leaned against the stone wall of one of the buildings along the cobblestoned road. Hunger was gnawing in his gut, and he was a little faint. He had to find a place to hole up for a day—rest, find something to eat, and preferably get clean.

This road looked creepy in the dark. The houses were towering, and they were all narrow but tall, almost as if they were leaning over the street. Maybe he was hungrier than he’d realized if his vision was playing tricks on him.

He was no stranger to hunger. Having grown up on the streets, the sharp clawing in his gut had been a trusted companion. But then he’d met Loretta. She’d ruled the alleys in Sudport. As ruthless as she was fickle. She’d called more people than Kasper knew friends, only to stab them in the back a few months later. Granted, he didn’t make friends easily, but he’d considered Loretta one. He’d never trusted her fully, no one could, but she’d taken him under her wing when he’d been a teen and had given him enough jobs to keep him out of the brothels. For that, he was grateful.

She’d shown him how to pick locks, and he had an aptitude for melting into the shadows and moving through crowds unseen. A survival skill he’d learned as a kid, and it had served him as an adult. You couldn’t sneak into rich people’s houses and rescue jewelry from their safes if you were spotted.

Loretta saw a necklace or a ring at some event or other, gave him an address and a description, and then he got it for her. Sometimes she sold the piece, sometimes she demanded a finder’s fee. Kasper didn’t care. He got the thing, handed it over, and got paid.

It had been a good life.

Then Loretta had been shot during a business meeting—occupational hazard. Kasper hadn’t realized how dependent he’d been on her until then. Soon drug lords and brothel owners had been fighting to fill the spot Loretta had vacated.

Signing up to work for Duke Sharpe had been a mistake, but all he had to do was finish this last job, and then he’d be free. He would leave Sudport for good and build a life for himself somewhere else. He had no idea what he’d do, but he was getting too old for crawling around in the shadows stealing jewelry.

But before he could figure out what to do, he needed to steal a big piece from The Dragon’s Treasure, which was the stupidest name he’d ever heard, but Duke claimed it was a jewelry store. Kasper didn’t steal from stores. Sneaking into someone’s house and pocketing something was one thing, but stores took precautions.

It didn’t matter. He’d get this last job done, then he’d melt into the night and disappear for good.

The gnawing hunger wrapped around the ball of anxiety in his gut. This job was all wrong. Loretta had never sent him to another town, had never given weird instructions like Duke had this time—steal an expensive, recognizable piece and sell it to the pawnshop next door.

Why? It wasn’t Kasper’s job to ask why, but why?

The street was creepy, Duke’s instructions disturbing, and this wasn’t how Kasper worked. With a sigh, he looked at the house he was leaning against. It looked deserted. The closed sign had been nailed to the door, which made him believe it wasn’t a store that would open in the morning.

He walked around the building, his black backpack slung over one shoulder, and his black clothes helping to disguise him. He didn’t believe anyone was watching. The night was thick and while there were lights on in most houses, the bottom floors were dark.

There was a door at the back, the forged wall lamp next to it wasn’t lit, and Kasper reached into his pocket for his lock-picking set.

It was one of the easiest locks he’d ever come across, and he lingered outside for a moment. Was it too easy? Was it a trap? But no one knew he was here. He’d never told anyone he was going to Edge. He hadn’t heard of Edge until Duke had told him to go a couple of days ago.

It didn’t mean Duke hadn’t told anyone, of course.

He didn’t trust Duke. People had told him he was insane to trust Loretta, but he trusted her way more than he’d ever trusted Duke.

Pushing down the door handle, he waited for sounds of any kind. When he heard nothing, he opened the door and stepped inside. It was dark, the air cold, but he moved forward. Moonlight was spilling in through a window, showing a daybed in the first room he entered. There was an open doorway into the shop area, and it was filled with things. Kasper winced. He’d hoped it would be abandoned for real.

He located the stairs and tiptoed up the first flight. After a quick look around, he continued to the third floor. The air was stale, which gave him hope. Whoever owned the house had to have been away for some time.

He found a kitchen and hope soared, but quickly died again once he’d opened all the cupboards. There were plates, mugs, and cutlery, but nothing edible other than salt, pepper, and what he assumed was a bottle of some kind of oil. On the other hand, it meant no one was planning on coming here to cook.

Continuing up the last flight of stairs, he found a bedroom with a large mattress on the floor. Who in their right mind had a bed taking up half a room? It didn’t matter, he’d sleep on a mattress tonight. He found linens in the closet, along with pillows and a duvet, which he suspected he’d need because it was freaking cold in here.

He opened a door. Since there was no window, he closed the door behind him, and tried the light switch. A lamp flickered to life, and he found himself standing in a tiny bathroom with two doors. Whoever lived here was insane. No one wanted a walk-through bathroom.

At least the electricity was on. He’d lie low tomorrow, but maybe he’d dare cook something. If he could get hold of something to cook.

Pressing down the door handle of the second door, he pushed it open and walked into another dark room. No windows, and he slid his hand over the wall in hopes of finding a light switch. He did.

One second he was standing in the dark, the next in a fucking Roman bathhouse. Holy shit!

Someone had to maintain the pool, though. How often did you clean a pool? Unease slithered through him. Staying here might be a bad idea.

The water looked clean and inviting, and he moved forward. As he crouched on the side of the pool and dipped his hand under the surface, he shivered. It wasn’t heated.

He’d find a shower tomorrow.