Hello everyone! I’m here as Holly today – not that it makes much difference 😄. A couple of days ago, The Wingman was released. It’s our 14th story in the same number of months, and we’re feeling a little proud.

Are you into productivity tips and stuff? There are so many know-it-alls, self-proclaimed experts, and gurus out there that it’s impossible to know who to listen to. And what works for one person won’t work for everyone.

I wouldn’t call myself a competitive person; I’m not. I’d much rather let my friends win if it’s important to them and we’re competing. Since I went to a sports school that took in very few students at the age of 16 to 19, this is a trait my coaches weren’t thrilled about, to say the least LOL

But! Winning wasn’t all they wanted us to do. They taught us how to set goals, how to plan to be able to achieve them, and how to think – you are always your worst enemy. If you think you’re unable to do something, you won’t be able to do it.

I’m not saying I have all this down pat, but working with people trained in mental coaching has broadened my skill set far more than winning ever would. And if I set a goal, I will do my damnedest to achieve it. It won’t always get me to where I want to be, but it will get me close.

This post quickly turned into more of a lecture than I’d meant for it to be LOL. I was just gonna say that if you like productivity tips and haven’t heard of Jerry Seinfeld’s Don’t Break the Chain method, check it out!

That’s where I am now, 14 months and counting. The first month without a release will be devastating – but then I can move onto the Never Miss Twice thinking LOL

Sorry for the rambling. My 14th release in a row is about Cole and Gavin who have been best friends since they were kids. A year ago, Cole got out of an abusive relationship, and now Gavin thinks it’s time for him to move on. As his self-proclaimed wingman, Gavin is on the hunt for a man for Cole. The only problem is that Cole doesn’t want to see anyone but Gavin, and Gavin thinks everyone is unworthy of Cole.

It’s a short friends to lovers story, and I loved writing it!

Blurb:

A year ago, Cole Hudson got out of an abusive relationship. Since then, he’s been hiding in the kitchen of his bakery, avoiding people best he can. He prefers it there, but his best friend Gavin has other ideas.  

Gavin is set on finding him a boyfriend, but Cole doesn’t like hanging around bars, and it’s precisely what Gavin has in mind. As Cole’s self-proclaimed wingman, Gavin is on the hunt for a worthy partner, but it isn’t an easy find.  

Cole doesn’t want to date; he only wants to spend time with Gavin. Gavin only wants Cole to be happy. How many men flocking around Cole will he have to chase away before the right one shows up? 

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Excerpt:

When Gavin strode into the bar before Cole, his inner voice urged him to run. It was his only chance to escape. Gavin was talking to the doorman, who was blushing. He wouldn’t notice if Cole faded away.
“Come on.” Gavin frowned at him. “Why are you standing outside in the cold when we can have a beer at the bar?”
Damn. Against his better judgment, Cole went in through the door.
There were more people than there had been the day before despite the early hour. Many were eating or had recently finished a meal.
Cole wished he could turn around and leave, but Gavin was already by the bar.
“Two beers.”
He didn’t smile at the bartender, so Cole did to smooth over the harsh tone. “And a coffee, please.”
“Coffee?” Gavin raised one eyebrow again, and Cole huffed.
“Now you’re doing it to annoy me.” He took the stool to the left of Gavin, the same one as the night before.
“Why coffee? We’re here to get you drunk and laid, not to have you sit by the bar and drink coffee.”
The bartender gave Gavin a bored look before focusing on Cole. “Black?”
“Milk, please.”
“Cole.” How one word could hold so much disappointment was beyond Cole. He should take notes on how Gavin did it so he could reciprocate at some point.
“Yes, Gavin.” He made his tone as even as he could.
He huffed and reached for one of the beers the bartender placed in front of them. After a minute or two, he spun around on the stool and leaned against the bar in the same way he’d done the day before.
“Anyone you like?” His gaze traveled the clientele.
Cole met the bartender’s eyes and sighed. “We arrived a minute ago, and I don’t know anyone here.”
“The guy in the corner is pretty nice. A bit too needy… Oh, no I might be remembering wrong.”
Cole shook his head and sipped on his coffee. It wasn’t the best he’d had, but not the worst either. And the cup was nice—plain white, but wider than most.
When the bartender came to their end of the bar again, Cole waved his hand. “Do you like the cups?”
For a second, the bartender only blinked at him. “Like?”
“Do they chip easily?”
“They do. I wouldn’t recommend them.”
“Too bad, I’m looking for new ones and I liked—”
“What are you doing?” Gavin stared at him as if he’d lost his mind.
“We need new cups for the cafe.”
Gavin shook his head. “You should be focusing on your beer, not thinking about work.”
Cole frowned, but when he was about to continue his conversation with the bartender, he was serving a woman at the other end of the bar.
He glared at Gavin. “What is wrong with you?”
“I’m looking out for you.” He drained the last of his beer and motioned to the bartender for two more, and grunted when he realized Cole hadn’t drunk anything from his.
“Hi.” A man about their age smiled at Cole and leaned against the bar on his left.
“Hi.”
“No, keep moving. There is plenty of space at the other end of the bar.” Gavin glared at the man who stared and left.
“Why are you so rude?”
“He’s a bottom. I know. I’ve been with him.”
“So?”
“You’re a bottom. It wouldn’t have worked out.”
“Says who?” Cole wasn’t gonna sleep with anyone, especially not someone Gavin had slept with, but having Gavin send people away based on what the two of them had done in bed was insane.
“Cole.” He gave him a serious look. “I’m here to help you.”
“I don’t need help. All I want is to go home, put on a movie, and go to bed before midnight, preferably around ten.”
“No. You need to move on. I wasn’t there when you needed me the most, but I’m gonna be there now.”
Sighing, Cole took a sip of his beer. Gavin had been more absent than not during the seven years he’d been with Brian, but it was because he disliked Brian. Cole hadn’t noticed at first, he’d believed Gavin liked Brian since he’d been the one to introduce them, but no. Gavin wasn’t a fan and it hadn’t gotten better once he’d understood what had happened.
Cole didn’t think he knew many details. Susan was his emergency contact. She was the one who got the phone calls. Most often there hadn’t been a need for a phone call, only when things had been really bad.
Cole was sure she’d suspected what his everyday life had been like, but she’d never shared her concerns with Gavin. At least he didn’t think she had, or Gavin would’ve kicked their door in to get to Brian.
It made him smile. Gavin might be an ass, but there was no one he trusted to keep him safe more than him. Which was why he’d never told him. He was embarrassed. Gavin would never get tangled up in anyone’s web. He’d never fall for someone who hurt him. He’d leave before there were cuts or fractures or concussions.

About Holly: 

According to Holly Day, no day should go by uncelebrated and all of them deserve a story. If she’ll have the time to write them remains to be seen. She lives in rural Sweden with a husband, four children, more pets than most, and wouldn’t last a day without coffee.  

Holly gets up at the crack of dawn most days of the week to write gay romance stories. She believes in equality in fiction and in real life. Diversity matters. Representation matters. Visibility matters. We can change the world one story at the time.  

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Today, we have Ally Lester on a visit, and as the crazy chicken lady I’ve become these last few years, I grew a little teary reading this post. And since we’re talking Orpington Buff, I can inform you that I’ve promised my oldest daughter we’ll get some and have been talking to a man in the village who has a few, and he’s promised me eggs I can hatch. I’ll give it a month or two until it’s a bit warmer outside.

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Hello everyone! Thank you so much, Ofelia, for having me to visit today. I’ve come to remind everyone about my short gay Valentine’s-ish day story, Playing Chicken. But Ally! Why is it Valentine’s-ish? I hear you ask, dear reader!

Well.

That’s the thing!

It’s actually a retelling of the old Welsh myth about St Dwynwen, who’s saint-day is 25th January. She’s often called ‘the Welsh St Valentine’—she had an unhappy romance with a chap who got turned into a block of ice and needed unfreezing. She ended up taking holy orders and has a small chapel associated with her in north Wales, with a well full of eels. I wrote about the myth itself at Nell Iris’s blog back in January if you want the background to the story; or like all my Celtic Myth stories there’s a bit about the legend in the book after the story.

Instead of repeating myself here, I thought I’d actually talk about how the chickens ended up in a myth retelling. Anyone who follows Ofelia knows that she is a Chicken Person; and I am too. We drive poor Nell a bit bonkers with our chicken-chat in our early-morning writing sessions in our online office.

I grew up on a smallholding. My parents owned a seven acre plant nursery where we grew flowers and vegetables and also kept sheep and chickens. I first earned my pocket money by having a hundred ex-battery hens and selling their eggs on a Saturday in the local market. From there I moved on to breeding rare breeds of hens. My father was interested and it was something we did together. His first job in about 1930 had been on a chicken farm in Leicestershire, where they sent eggs and meat down to London. He was paid by the work he produced and could still pluck a chicken in six minutes at the end of his long life.

I left home for college when I was nineteen and did various non-agricultural jobs for quite a while—secretary, computer programmer, teaching IT, working with Mr AL doing lighting and technical services for theatre and conferences. After we had the children though, those things became difficult and I went back to chicken breeding. Originally my plan was to supply us with eggs and meat and sell a few hatching eggs and young birds to cover our costs—free food, essentially, which is my favourite kind.

However, things expanded quite rapidly and I ended up running a stall at the local market selling eggs and keeping a couple of hundred laying hens and a dozen breeding pens of rare chickens, and ducks and quail. Oh, and running courses teaching people how to keep them and raise them.

I like poultry, okay? I find them interesting!

So. The children in the village started calling me The Chicken Lady and the people at the market called me The Egg Lady. The various friends I’d made over the years teased me mercilessly about my poultry obsession.

And Playing Chicken kind of fell out of that. These days I have a handful of birds to give us eggs and look pretty in the garden. I don’t teach or do the market or breed. It’s all too complicated with the other things we have going on. But I still get teased by anyone who knows me and when I wrote the story last year to cheer myself up, it seemed very natural to put chickens in it.

They’re Buff Orpingtons if you really want to know!

 

🐓 Playing Chicken 🐓

Marc returns home from London to his isolated Welsh cottage for good, having found his ex boyfriend shagging someone else in their bed. Who’s the thin, freezing cold man with the bruised face he finds in his barn? Will the tenuous connection between them grow, or fade away?

A 9,000 word short story to mark the Welsh St Valentine’s Day, St Dwynwen’s Day, the 25th of January. With chickens.

 

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Excerpt from Playing Chicken – Rudimentary First Aid

His first aid kit was rudimentary but covered the basics. Antiseptics, dressings, butterfly strips. It should do the job. He hauled it out from under the driver’s seat, eyeing the squeezed-in boxes disfavourably. That was going to be today’s job, he supposed.

He was so taken up with his mission that he forgot there should have been a chicken in the porch until he turned back toward the house. He blinked in disbelief. She had a friend. Two friends. They were sat in a row on the back of the garden bench underneath the parlour window. As he watched, they jumped down, one by one and stood in a line, as if waiting for him. The two new ones were very clearly the same breed as Chicken Number One. Big, fluffy, orange. One had more exciting headgear than the other two and was a bit bigger, so he guessed that was a boy-chicken. Cockerel. Cock. He sniggered quietly and then stopped himself as the first chicken…he could tell it was the original one because it had a bit of black in its tail and the others didn’t…looked at him disapprovingly.

Obviously cock jokes were out. The telepathic chicken didn’t like it.

“Sorry,” he said. “I was just getting the first aid kit for Mal. I’ll stop.”

He performed a shuffling dance around them to get back indoors. “You’re like the Midwich Cuckoos,” he told them. “You are not coming into my house. Stay outside. It’s bad enough having a porch full of chicken shit.”

Mal was on his feet looking at him in alarm when he stepped through the parlour door, and the dog was standing beside him, hackles up.

“Who were you talking to?” he asked in a panicked voice. “Is someone out there?”

Marc shook his head. “Chickens,” he said. “I seem to have chickens living in the porch. It’s fine. He narrowed his eyes. “What makes you think there might be someone out there? Who hurt you?”

Mal sat down on the edge of the chair and ran his hands over his cheeks, pulling a face. The dog sat beside him and put her chin on his knee, staring up at him, and he absently began to pet her ears. Marc knelt beside him and opened the first-aid box.

“My ex’s dad,” he said, quietly, after a moment or two. We’d split up anyway. Ages ago. But he saw me in Welshpool a couple of days ago and wanted to drive the point home.’ He shivered. “I’d only gone down into town to pick up some food and bits.” He winced as Marc turned his face toward the light and began to wipe the cut against his hairline with antiseptic. “I’d left Anghared up here, else he wouldn’t have got near me.”

The dog gave a small woof as she heard her name.

“Would he, girl? Stupid man.”

“So how did you end up in my barn?” Marc said, gently fixing butterfly strips over the cut. It had come open again and was bleeding a bit, but it looked like it would be fine. “Come on, let’s look at your ribs too, while I’m at it.”

“They’re fine, honestly. Only bruised.” Mal pulled away and Marc just looked at him. Mal sighed. “All right, all right.” He began to unzip the big hoodie he was swamped in and winced again. Marc raised an eyebrow, silently asking for permission and then reached out to help when Mal nodded. There were a lot of layers to get through and it took a while to gently extract him. The cold was still coming off him in waves and he was shivering badly as he said, “I’ve been staying up in the woods. But I felt too bad to get home. Anghared found me, didn’t you girl? And we needed somewhere out of the cold. I’m freezing, still.”

He was shuddering, which was probably a good thing in retrospect, Marc thought. He hadn’t been shivering at all when he’d first come inside. Incipient hypothermia. He had a quick look and a gentle feel of the ribs. They were badly bruised but he couldn’t feel anything shifting around, so he’d call that good. Mal’s skin was icy cold under Marc’s fingers.

“Bath?” he said. “Or body-heat?”

“Ugh,” he screwed his face up. “Do I have to?”

“Yes,” said Marc firmly. “I don’t want you to die on my first day home for two and a half years. If that’s all right.”

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About A. L. Lester

Ally Lester writes queer, paranormal, historical, romantic suspense and lives in the South West of England with Mr AL, two children, a terrifying cat, three guineapigs, some hens and the duckettes.

She likes permaculture gardening but doesn’t really have time or energy these days. Not musical, doesn’t much like telly, likes to read. Non-binary. Chronically disabled. Has fibromyalgia and tedious fits.

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