Guest Post | How to Cheat at Dirty Santa by Amy Spector

Guest-PostToday, Amy Spector is on the blog to talk about How to Cheat at Dirty Santa, which I had the privilege to read even before it was out 😊 Welcome, Amy!

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A big thank you to Ofelia for letting me take over her blog today!

Today is release day for my very first Christmas book!

I love Christmas. The more decoration a holiday requires, the better. And, of course, with school-age children, and a near addiction to shopping that I rarely get to indulge, Christmas is the perfect storm of awesome! So, it’s amazing that I have not written more stories centered around the season. In fact, this is my first true Christmas story. The only one that came close was Shiny Things, but that’s really a Thanksgiving story that just happens to end at Christmas.

How to Cheat at Dirty Santa is a story about Jonah, a—possibly—misguided man whose plan to win the heart of his coworker Nathan is thrown into jeopardy.

Like with most of my books, there was a little real-life story cannibalizing for this one. But what good is stupid life mistakes if you can’t steal them for the stories you write? None! LOL

Check out the How to Cheat at Dirty Santa blurb and an excerpt below! As well as a link to an Advent Calendar giveaway of Big Flames and Small, my first title with JMS Books.

Blurb:

How to Cheat at Dirt Santa

Some things are worth risking the naughty list.

Jonah Newfeld is not someone men fall for at a glance. They have to get to know him first. So when he meets the perfect man, he knows he needs to play the long game.

Nathan Sharp is the newest guy on the customer service floor. He’s clever, kind, blessedly single, and volunteers weekends at a local animal shelter. Jonah wants to raise babies with him. But when Nathan’s sister starts trying to fix him up with her veterinarian, Jonah’s dream is put into jeopardy.

Jonah needs the perfect plan if he wants to win over the man of his dreams. But a terrible plan will have to do, and more than a little help from his friends. If Jonah can pull it off and manage to get the boy, it’ll be more than worth being put on Santa’s naughty list for good.

Buy links:

books2read.com/howtocheatatdirtysanta :: JMS Books

Excerpt:

“Did he invite you up?” Lydia asked, tossing me another bag. This time they were kitschy red-cheeked cowboys.

“Christ, how many balloons does one birthday party need?”

“More helium, less bitching.” She pointed at the tank with an angry mom finger. I would have found it intimidating if I’d never held her hair while she was throwing up. “Did he invite you in?”

“He did, but then my grandmother called that she’d locked herself out of the house.” It had been tragic timing.

“Oh, hon.” Lydia gave me a sympathetic look. “I’m sorry.”

“Did I tell you that he volunteers weekends at an animal shelter?” With Lydia, I didn’t have to hide the longing in my voice. “I want to have babies with him.”

“Maybe you could just ask him out?” She held a hand up before I’d even opened my mouth. “It’s not high school anymore, Jonah. Guys actually like redheads in the real world.”

Casey walked through the front door with a bag of ice and the cake candle they’d forgotten to pick up, and I was saved from having to justify why I felt the need to play the long game.

I couldn’t take a chance and mess this up. It was too important to me.

“Who saved the day?” Casey held up the giant wax three, and Lydia pressed a quick kiss to his mouth.

“You did. Thank you.” When he disappeared into the kitchen, she caught me looking at her. “What’s that look?”

“Oh, nothing.” But it wasn’t. I wanted that. After the messiness of my parent’s divorce, what she had with Casey was lovely to see. “Just thinking.”

I was not much for crowds, but as expected, family from both sides were soon filling the small apartment. It was loud, and crowded, but still fun to see the birthday boy enjoying being the center of attention.

Lydia had been born on December seventh, and had lived twenty-seven years of afterthought birthday presents wrapped in Santa paper, and pulled from among her gifts waiting under the Christmas tree. When Tyler had been born on the eighteenth, she’d swore he’d never have to suffer the same disappointment.

He’d never remember them, but Tyler’s birthday parties so far had been grand affairs, and I’d never missed one.

“So, Jonah.” Lydia’s great-grandmother asked me the same question every time she saw me since tenth grade. “Have you met a nice boy yet?”

“I think I have, Gigi.” Gigi loved me, and this made her beam. “You’d probably like him.”

“You should have brought him with you to the party.”

“Maybe next time. I’m still working out the details.”

That made her laugh, and she patted my knee like she understood. “I thought Lydia’s great-grandfather was the most handsome man I’d ever seen. But he was dating my best friend.”

“So what happened?” If anyone had dating wisdom to share, I was sure it was great-grandma Gigi.

“They broke up just before Thanksgiving, and when Christmas rolled around, I had the luck to get his name in the Christmas gift exchange in our church group.”

“What’d you get him?”

“Well, it was just before the war, and I was broke in those days. But I knew from my friend that he was a terrible cook and that his mother lived in Des Moines. So I gave him a homemade meal.” She was grinning now, enjoying a chance to reminisce about her late husband. “I’d had a few dollars squirreled away, and I made him meatloaf and potatoes, and baked a vinegar pie.”

I caught Lydia watching me, the same huge-eyed I’ve got a brilliant idea look she’d been giving me since we’d met in high school, and I squinted at her and shrugged my shoulders, before turning my full attention back to Gigi. “And that won him over?”

“Yes and no.” She laughed again. “The meatloaf was dry, the potatoes lumpy, and the pie was a disaster, but we’d spent the evening together, talking and laughing, and trying to salvage what we could. And when it was over with, he asked me out.”

“Awww.” I let out a sigh. “That is a perfect story.”

“Sometimes the best thing you can do is give them a chance to get to know you.”

Yeah, Gigi got it. I was not everyone’s cup of tea. Men got to know me before they like-liked me. It was the way it had always worked.

The birthday cake came out then—a yellow cake with buttercream frosting and little plastic cowboys roping cows on the top—and Tyler clapped his hands and yelled surprise for himself, making everyone laugh.

It was exactly what I wanted someday. And I knew I wanted it all with Nathan.

 

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Bio

Amy Spector grew up in the United States surviving on a steady diet of old horror movies, television reruns and mystery novels.

After years of blogging about comic books, vintage Gothic romance book cover illustrations, and a shameful amount about herself, she decided to try her hand at writing stories. She found it more than a little like talking about herself in third person, and that suited her just fine.

She blames Universal for her love of horror, Edward Gorey for her love of British drama and writing for awakening the romantic that was probably there all along.

Amy lives in the Midwest with her husband and children, and her cats Poe, Goji and Nekō. 

Links

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Guest Post | A Love Story at the Top of the World by Scarlet Blackwell

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Today, Scarlet Blackwell is here on a visit. She’ll be talking about Alaska, and having lived in the north of Sweden (I’m in the south now), I understand the problems of sleeping during the midnight sun. I didn’t live so far north as to experience the midnight sun, but where I was, we had 21 hours of daylight around the summer solstice. But enough about me. Welcome, Scarlet!


Thank you for hosting me this festive season!

My m/m erotic romance series Frozen, is set in Alaska during winter. It features three books so far and I am currently working on the fourth.

I’ve always been fascinated by the challenges of living in extreme weather conditions. My interest in Alaska probably started when I saw the film Insomnia, which was set in the village of Nightmute. In it, cop Al Pacino struggles to sleep due to the phenomenon of the midnight sun and slowly begins to unravel. Another opposite film, 30 Days of Night, featured vampires running amok during polar night in Barrow, one of the most northern cities of the world. (It’s worth noting here that polar night is actually 66 days from 18 November to 23 January.)

I became intrigued by how people cope with both permanent darkness and permanent daylight and I decided to set my first three books during polar night, with the fourth taking place during the midnight sun in July.

In my third book, A Love Story at the Top of the World, ex-con Ephram Welles arrives in Barrow the day before the onset of polar night. Chief of police Jamie Allen is an LA transplant who’s been in Barrow two years after a messy break-up. He’s lonely, struggles to cope with the climate and he’s dreading the dark arriving that year.

It’s instant attraction between the two men and both are horrified by it. Jamie worries he’ll lose his job and Ephram hates all law enforcement officials. Both fight against the inevitable.

Blurb:

At the Top of The World

He’s a cop tangling with the most dangerous man in town…

Chief of police Jamie Allen is smitten by the new arrival in his remote Alaskan town of Barrow until he realises Ephram Welles comes with baggage—he’s an ex-con.

Any liaison between them is strictly forbidden. Jamie would be risking his job and reputation if he tangles with a convicted felon.

But Ephram isn’t easy to resist. He’s everywhere Jamie turns, and the mutual chemistry between them is sizzling hot, just waiting to explode. Jamie’s willing to risk everything for just one night of passion with Ephram, but can he stop there?

Buy link:

https://books2read.com/u/mKp9Wd

BIO

Scarlet likes cats and hats and firmly believes that the only thing better than one attractive man is two attractive men. I write m/m erotic romance, often small town contemporary with cops, sometimes dabbling in paranormal and I’ve even been known to write a comedy or three. All my books feature drama, hotness and HEAs.

Excerpt:

“Have you met our chief of police, Ephram?” Peter asked.

“Yes,” Ephram said with his eyes twinkling with amusement. “He’s the only friend I have here at the moment, aren’t you, Chief?”

Jamie bit his lip. No antagonism in front of other people. And hostility wasn’t the way to coax Ephram into his bed.

“That’s right. I haven’t the time to show him around our fine town though, unfortunately, Peter. Ephram’s very interested in arctic culture, and I know you’re somewhat of an expert. Perhaps you might oblige him?”

Ephram scowled at Jamie and smiled at Peter.

“Why, I’d be delighted,” Peter said with a wink.

“That’s great. Why don’t you swap numbers, Ephram, while I get us some coffee?” Jamie walked away, smirking to himself.

He’d poured three cups and was just adding cream when a voice spoke in his ear. “What the hell are you playing at?”

He turned around, making his face the picture of innocence. “What?”

“You know what,” Ephram said in a loud whisper. “He’s obviously gay, and he’s looking at me like the cat that got the cream.”

“He can look,” Jamie said. “It doesn’t matter if you’re not gay, does it?”

Ephram stepped closer, too close into Jamie’s personal space. “Who said I wasn’t gay? Just because I don’t want to go to bed with you doesn’t mean I’m not gay.”

Jamie’s cheeks heated, but he kept his gaze on those intense eyes of Ephram’s. “Have you had your eyes tested recently?”

Ephram stared at him. A reluctant smile tugged the corners of his mouth. “You arrogant fuck.”

“That’s me. And thanks for outing me to my reading group.”

“I didn’t out you. I just said you would enjoy the book. Just because it’s about a gay guy doesn’t mean you have to be gay to enjoy it.”

Jamie regarded him a moment. The inevitable erection strained his pants. The verbal sparring was more fun than usual, and he felt a thaw in Ephram’s frosty nature. He turned and picked up a cup, offering it. “Coffee?”

“Thanks.” Ephram took it, and the brush of their fingers was enough to send lightning bolts of desire through Jamie’s entire being.

Jamie took a sip of his coffee while he wrestled for words. “Look…”

Ephram held up his hand. “Not interested.”

Jamie frowned. “You don’t even know what I was going to say.”

“I do. You were going to offer some apology for getting off to such a bad start and see if you could take me home this evening.”

Jamie glanced around with paranoid eyes, blushing once more. “I was going to say sorry, yeah, for the things I said to you last night. And is it so bad of me to want to take you home? You’re kind of easy on the eye, you know. You do all kinds of things to me.”

Ephram looked at him like he couldn’t believe his ears. His suntanned skin turned pink. “I don’t want to hear this. You’re chief of police, and I’m an ex-con. Do yourself a favour and stay away before you ruin yourself.” He turned and walked away, back towards Peter.

Guest Post | The Night Bartender by Alexa Piper

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Today, Alexa Piper is on a visit, and she’s here to share a little about The Night Bartender. Welcome, Alexa!

The Things We Wish For 

December is for wishes, whether it be gifts we desire or things we hope for in the next year. And sometimes, we are given things we never knew to wish for. 

Take Aaron for example. He seems to have everything a person could want: he’s good-looking, a powerful witch, and his family is rich. He goes to wintry Fairview to look for a missing girl. 

Then there’s Ilya. Ilya’s a bartender who likes his job. He’s also a banshee and mildly psychic, but he doesn’t tell people about that, because it makes him a target, desirable for his skill. 

These two men run into each other, and while the reason for their meeting isn’t a happy one, they do get something out of it: each other. But not without a fight. Not without a risk. Not without some on-page steam you don’t want to miss. 

Meet Aaron and Ilya this holiday season in The Night Bartender

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Excerpt:

The Night Bartender (Fairview Chronicles 9)

Alexa Piper

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Copyright ©2021 Alexa Piper

Aaron buried his hands in his coat pockets and gave the bleak Fairview midday sky a hard look. Not that the sky gave much of a damn. It was late November, just after the Thanksgiving weekend, and for most of the morning, it had sleeted in a way Aaron had never before experienced in his life. It was like a hot shower, except the cold, freezing water got all the way through to your skin and passed the cold to every inch of your body.

“Damn city just might be cursed with bad weather,” Aaron mumbled as he walked along a street in the Old Town, which should lead him to a bar friendly to the not-quite-human clientele if his online research skills hadn’t failed him. A deep black cloud caught his attention. It zapped across the horizon as if blown by a particularly vicious breeze. Aaron frowned before he picked up his pace. The sooner I’m done here, the sooner I can go back to Morrowvale where November doesn’t suck so bad your balls want to freeze off in surrender, he thought.

In all honesty, Fairview wasn’t a bad place. The city itself was nice enough. The parks and trees here littered the streets with the bones of leaves turning to sludge in the puddles left from the earlier sleet showers, and the people, while ignoring both other people and the suck-tastic weather, dressed a little nicer than the average Morrowvaler. Aaron had also never had Japanese food as good as he’d had an hour ago in a small, unassuming place he’d accidentally walked into, at least not outside Japan. That counted for something, at least in Aaron’s book.

Traffic was in what passed for a bit of a midday lull in Fairview. The honking had ebbed to a not-eardrum-shattering noise, and Aaron managed to cross the street without it feeling like he was gambling with his life.

The Ragdoll was a basement bar, and if Aaron hadn’t been looking for it, he probably would have missed the small neon sign that was either broken or just off this early in the day. A wrought-iron fence further hid the sign and the door, which lay at the bottom of a flight of stairs. This could be a private gambling den or the hideout of a bunch of Russian spies, Aaron thought.

He walked down the stairs and pulled the door open just as another sleet shower was getting ready to wash the streets and everyone walking outside with icy wetness. Aaron shivered as he crossed the threshold and blinked into the softly lit bar.

Last week’s Thanksgiving paper turkeys and fall-colored garlands were still up, though a busboy collected the decorations into a cardboard box labeled “Turkey Day” in black sharpie. There were no Russian spies and no gambling going on here.

Surprisingly, there were several patrons in the bar this early in the day. Aaron spotted a handful starting their day’s drinking early, but most nursed mugs of coffee or were digging into sandwiches which, admittedly, looked better than was right in a basement bar. Judging by their business suits, those were just office workers who knew where the good sandwiches were at. The music was pop, playing just loud enough to offer background noise without becoming obnoxious. This place, despite the outward appearance, looked hip, trendy even. Fucking Fairview. This city is as confusing as a clown at a dinner party, Aaron thought.

Aaron’s fingers closed around the talisman in his pocket. With his touch and the smallest pinch of magic, he felt the worked metal coin activate and the spell bound to it sizzle to life. Three people, including the strawberry-blonde girl behind the bar, whipped their head around to look at him. So, this place really is supernatural friendly, Aaron thought. The talisman heated rapidly in his pocket. And Dora definitely was here before she disappeared.

That confirmed, he let go of the talisman and walked straight to the bartender. The other two patrons who’d noticed his magic had gone back to ignoring him like the good Fairviewers they were.

“Hi,” Aaron said, giving the strawberry blonde his best winning smile. “What’s good here?”

She shrugged. “Depends on whether it’s drink-o’clock in your world or not. If not, the pumpkin spice latte kills. If yes, you look like a Macallan kind of guy.”

Aaron grinned at her. “You’d be right about the whiskey, but I think I’ll go with the latte,” he told her.

He was doing his best with the charming vibes, which usually worked even if he turned it on women, but the bartender just nodded and went about preparing his coffee. Aaron watched her, more interested in the fact that she was making coffee at a bar decked out with an impressive assortment of liquor than anything else. The coffee machine was one of those intimidating ones that took up some primo counter real estate, and from the looks of it, it saw some use.

When she was done, she brought the latte over to him and puffed a dash of cinnamon over the foamy top right in front of him. The warm scent of the spice immediately made Aaron feel just a little more optimistic about everything. The mug was the cutesy kind with a grinning, red-nosed reindeer on the side.

“There you go,” she said with little enthusiasm, though not exactly unfriendly.

“Thanks, miss,” Aaron said. Before she could walk away again, he focused on her instead of the latte. “Could I ask you something?”

“I’m guessing I’m not your type, so go right ahead,” she said.

Aaron’s eyes widened, and it was the girl’s turn to chuckle. “Half-succubus,” she said on a whisper. “The gay-dar is practically built-in.”

He nodded, fighting the color rising to his cheeks. “Right. Makes sense.” Aaron cleared his throat. “I was wondering if you’ve seen this girl,” he said and pulled the photo Patrick had given him from his pocket. It showed Dora smiling, her blond hair shimmering in the sun.

The half-succubus took a look, then shook her head. “No, sorry. Friend of yours?”

“My ex’s sister, believe it or not,” Aaron said. “She went missing, and I tracked her first to Fairview, and now here.” Aaron had the cellphone gods to thank for that. It made using his magic almost unnecessary, although Aaron still liked to confirm the actual person had been to a place, not just their phone, hence his talisman.

Blurb:

The Night Bartender

Aaron has come to Fairview to find his ex’s teenage sister, who went missing in the city. As a witch both rich and powerful, Aaron follows a trail that leads him to a bar frequented by supernaturals and to a bartender who attracts Aaron’s attention — and not just because the bartender is keeping something from Aaron. When Aaron runs out of leads, he follows the mysterious and pretty bartender, and the next thing Aaron knows, he’s foiling an attempted abduction.

Ilya has built a quiet life in Fairview mixing drinks and flying under the radar. He is a banshee, and the psychic ability and mild telepathy that comes with that makes Ilya a sought-after commodity. That carefully constructed life Ilya built for himself breaks into a thousand pieces when a handsome witch starts asking questions and becomes Ilya’s rescuer mere hours after they meet.

The witch, Aaron, vows to protect Ilya and to keep his secret. Now Ilya has to decide whether he will give Aaron his trust and risk a lonely but safe life as a night bartender in a wintry city in which people disappear only to then turn up murdered.

The Night Bartender (Fairview Chronicles 9)

Release Date: Nov 12, 2021

Ilya stays safe by trusting no one, but Aaron, a wealthy witch, makes Ilya a want to trust.

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About Alexa Piper:

Alexa Piper writes steamy romance that ranges from light to dark, from straight to queer. She’s also a coffee addict. Alexa loves writing stories that make her readers laugh and fall in love with the characters in them.

Connect with Alexa: https://linktr.ee/AlexaPiper