Guest Post | A Yuletide Excursion

The lovely Ellie Thomas is back on the blog! Today, she’s here to talk about her story A Yuletide Excursion that’s out today. Welcome, Ellie!

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Thank you, lovely Ofelia, for having me as a guest on your blog again. I’m Ellie, I write Historical Romance novellas, and I’m here today to chat about my new release, A Yuletide Excursion. This is my Advent Calendar story for JMS Books. 

This fabulous event features a new release every day from December 1st – 24th and each story will be a free download from the JMS website on release day only. A Yuletide Excursion is released today, December 4th, so grab your free copy!  

https://www.jmsbooksllc.com/  

For this spin-off story, I’m back in the 17th century world of Owen and John, the MCs of Lucky John and Lucky in Love. Readers might well remember Cuthbert, the cheeky page with a kind heart who befriends John at the Palace of Whitehall. Now he gets his own romance!  

In finding the right partner for Cuthbert, I remembered his initial attraction to stern no-nonsense Owen before John has a quiet word and sets firm boundaries. So I thought it would be fun to find a similarly serious man for some opposites attract romance. Lemuel Freeman fits the bill perfectly. He’s the brother of Lady Antonia, who recently married Owen’s older brother, Sir Lewis Montgomery. Lemuel and Cuthbert tag along on a Christmas road trip to Monmouthshire with the newlyweds to visit Owen and the rest of the family.  

As you’ll read in the excerpt, Lemuel and Cuthbert get off to the worst possible start, when Lemuel accidentally comes across Cuthbert when he’s changing out of his wet clothes and happens to be naked. Quite the introduction! Lemuel is a reserved and self-disciplined man and is disturbed by his instant attraction to Cuthbert, especially as he assumes Cuthbert is frivolous, superficial and empty-headed. 

Of course, we already know that Cuthbert has a heart of gold beneath the pleasure-seeking veneer. I thoroughly enjoyed developing the initial misunderstanding between these two men until they finally get the measure of each other. There’s no denying their mutual attraction, but to their surprise, they also complement each other in terms of personality. Stern, steady Lemuel gives Cuthbert some much-needed emotional security while Cuthbert brings some light relief and fun to Lemuel’s sober outlook. Taking part in a family Christmas celebration provides the perfect occasion for Cuthbert and Lemuel to fall in lasting love. 

Blurb:

ayuletideexcursionIn early Restoration London, Cuthbert Watson, a comely twenty-year-old page is in service to Sir Lewis Montgomery at the Palace of Whitehall. Cuthbert freely enjoys the dissolute pleasures of the newly established court of King Charles II and the great city of London.

During the winter of 1661, as the royal court empties for Christmas, Cuthbert dreads being left virtually alone. So when his friends Owen and John invite him to Monmouthshire for the festive season, Cuthbert jumps at the opportunity to accompany Sir Lewis and his new bride, Lady Antonia, for the long journey west.

On the first stage of their journey, Cuthbert falls foul of Mr. Lemuel Freeman, Lady Antonia’s stern twin brother, who condemns Cuthbert’s frivolous ways.

But does Lemuel’s disapproval hide an irresistible attraction? While these two very different men are thrown together over Christmas, might their mutual desire lead to a lasting romance?

Excerpt:

The weather hadn’t improved when they reached Hammersmith. Cuthbert had the dubious honour of standing in a muddy puddle while directing reverse operations with Sir Lewis’ baggage.

At least I don’t have to carry the lot by myself, he thought shouldering his bag while following the servants up the long garden to the back of the house.

Having been shown upstairs with any necessities, he unpacked what Sir Lewis required in the closet adjoining the marital bedroom. 

This is a comfortable sort of house, Cuthbert concluded. The furnishings weren’t new but were highly polished and cared for, indicating the owners had little regard for fashion or other people’s opinions. 

Sir Lewis was presumably downstairs, making himself pleasant to his new wife and her family, no doubt provided with warming refreshment.

Cuthbert presumed he was not immediately required. He took advantage of this respite by taking the opportunity to change into a dry set of livery, thankful that his travel bag was oiled and relatively waterproof.

In the privacy of the closet, he stripped briskly. To his dismay, he found that the rain had permeated his shirt to his chilled and goose-pimpled skin. The idea of pulling his dry shirt over his wet body was unappealing. Then he recollected the pile of towels in the bedroom near the wash bowl. Surely one won’t be missed. I can sneak it down to the kitchen to dry with the rest of my clothes. 

Lulled into a sense of security by the prevailing silence of the upper floor, he scuttled into the bedroom on his mission. In the act of picking up a towel, the door opened before he had a chance to shield his nakedness.

Sister, are you there?” 

At this query, delivered in a north-country twang, a tall, blond gentleman appeared in the doorway. He halted immediately, presumably taken aback by finding a naked man in his sister’s bed chamber who was not her husband. 

Cuthbert’s carnal instruction at court meant that he was unembarrassed by his state of undress. He was not particularly tall or muscular, but his slender compactness proved popular. He had been assured on numerous occasions that he shouldn’t be ashamed of what he had been endowed by God’s good grace. 

In this instance, it crossed his mind to ponder if it was the correct form to make his bow while not wearing a stitch of clothing.

Good day to you, sir,” he said chirpily. “I am Cuthbert, page to Sir Lewis. I got a soaking on our way here. I was changing into dry clothes before I reported to my master.”

 Not that it’s any of your concern. 

The gentleman didn’t appear reassured by Cuthbert’s explanation but stared at him with chilly disapproval.

Cuthbert was a few inches shorter, but he lifted his chin and met that gaze unflinchingly. He acknowledged that the gentleman, still youthful in his mid-twenties, was handsome in a rigid sort of way, with straight blond hair and cool grey eyes. 

Well set up, too. Cuthbert admired those broad shoulders under his sober coat.

I’ll leave you to cover yourself,” the man said coldly. “The sooner you’re attired in keeping with a respectable household, the better.” 

He gave a self-satisfied nod and departed. Cuthbert was open-mouthed with indignation.

That stiff-rumped scold! It’s hardly my fault he strolled in when I happened to be bare-arsed. 

As he briskly towelled himself, it occurred to Cuthbert that he might have just been introduced to the owner of the house. He grinned. An inauspicious meeting.

Cuthbert pulled his shirt over his head. Oh well, can’t be helped, he thought.

Just before the man’s mask came down, Cuthbert speculated if he had imagined a touch of colour in those high cheekbones or a glint of interest outweighing the surprise in those pale blue eyes. 

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Book Links: Free download December 4th only from JMS Books

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Bio:

Ellie Thomas lives by the sea. She comes from a teaching background and goes for long seaside walks where she daydreams about history. She is a voracious reader especially about anything historical. She mainly writes historical gay romance.


Ellie also writes historical erotic romance as L. E. Thomas.

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Guest Post | Disguised as Human

Hiya!  

I’m sneaking in a November story on this first of December! Soon, there will be advent calendar stories coming, but yesterday Holly’s Disguised as Human was released 🥳  

It’s the fourth story in the Within the Walls series, and it celebrates National Mason Jar Day, which is observed annually on November 30th. Is National Mason Jar Day a strange day to write a story for? Maybe. But in the community, they have a lot of Mason jars, and someone has to bring order among them.  

That’s where Jasper comes in. He’s a vampire and the community’s go-to carpenter. When Chaton (who we get to know in the second story) complains about not knowing how many jars he has of each thing he’s canned, Jasper builds him shelves.  

Chaos among the Mason jars is the smallest of their problems, though.  Jasper is wanted for murder. He didn’t do it, but since when have the cops ever listened to a supernatural.  

Oscar is a detective, and he’s convinced Jasper is innocent, but he also knows his colleagues. There is no way they’ll let Jasper walk, no matter what the evidence says, so he has to find the real killer. The problem is Oscar is pretending to be human. Supernaturals aren’t allowed to be detectives, so he’s faking it. How is he to hang around the community without getting caught? Shifters and their noses, and vampires with their affinity for blood. But he has to. He can’t let an innocent man, vampire or not, go to prison.  

I strongly suggest reading these stories in order. Every book has a new couple, but there are a lot of things going on in the background that might be a little confusing if you jump in later in the series. 

Disguised as Human

disguisedashumanWhat’s a vampire to do when falsely accused of murder?  

Had Jasper Argall known he’d be accused of murder simply because he went into a grocery store, he would’ve stayed in the supernatural community where human laws don’t apply. Things are hard enough as they are without having to deal with the human police.   

Oscar Christopherson is a magic user pretending to be human. He likes being a detective, but supernaturals aren’t allowed to work in law enforcement, so he’s faking it. There is always a risk he’ll be found out, and that risk increases when he’s around other supernatural people, since they have a better sense of smell than humans do.   

Vampire or not, when Jasper is wrongly accused of murder, Oscar can’t look the other way. Jasper knows humans can’t be trusted, but maybe Oscar is different from all the other humans in Myrfolk. He’s out of options, so what else can he do but put his life in Oscar’s hands?    

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Paranormal Gay Romance: 51,104 words

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Chapter 1

Oscar Christopherson gripped the steering wheel tighter. The rain hammered against the windshield and the lights reflected on the wet road.

November was miserable.

Everything was miserable.

He’d moved to Myrfolk last year, thinking life would continue as usual. He’d reinvented himself many times. After a decade or so in the same town, people would start to notice he wasn’t aging, and he’d learned to see the signs of when it was time to pack up.

As an unregistered magic user, he had to be careful. Now more than ever.

There were always ups and downs in the supernatural’s popularity, and now it was down. Way down. So low it was getting dangerous.

Oscar’s mother hadn’t been registered, and therefore he hadn’t either. She hadn’t trusted the authorities and would be turning in her grave if she could see him now. A detective serving the human population. He tried to serve the supernatural population as well, but it was much harder.

He’d believed he could make a difference. Had believed by doing what he did, he could help his real community, make sure the humans looked for the real suspect when a crime was committed, not only the closest person who could grow claws.

He sighed.

It was all going to shit. He’d never been as hated in a workplace as he was here in Myrfolk, and he found himself driving past the community more often than needed. Like now. He could’ve taken the highway, but he’d taken the road past the demolition resale yard to be able to gaze upon the walls.

Though, on a night like this, he wouldn’t be able to see them.

He sighed again. Having a pity party for himself would get him nowhere. And he didn’t want to be part of the community. He’d never been part of a community. He liked being able to walk into a store and get what he wanted without having the staff watch him suspiciously or forbidding him from shopping altogether. It was against the law to do so, and yet he heard about it all the time.

He didn’t want to pay extra fees—food, water, and electricity were expensive enough as it was.

He didn’t want to be the prime suspect in every crime he happened to be in the vicinity of when it was committed.

But…

A few weeks ago, the police, his colleagues, had made their way inside the walls, and one of them had shot one of the shifters. Oscar couldn’t erase the image of Gertrude, the community leader, sitting on the bare ground while a puddle of blood formed around her. Cradling a clawed hand in hers.

If Oscar was to be shot, he didn’t think anyone would sit by his side. No one would care. No one would miss him. Apart from maybe Gertrude, funnily enough.

Gertrude. The tigress who fought with claws and sharp teeth to try to make life tolerable for her people. The one who should be his enemy, and she should consider him one. Some days he was sure she did, but she was also quick to pick up the phone and call him simply to let him know something might be happening.

He trusted Gertrude far more than he trusted the colleagues who should have his back. It didn’t mean she’d come to his aid if he found himself in trouble, but she wouldn’t stab him in the back without reason. She wouldn’t spit in his coffee or steal his lunch—or she might steal his lunch. Times were hard, and harder still for the community members. But she’d most likely give his lunch to someone who needed it more than he did, so he wasn’t sure he’d hold a grudge for long.

There was a glint in the dark, light reflecting on eyes, and then a massive dark form filled the windshield.

His shout filled the air, and he hit the brakes with all his might. The impact forced him forward before he was pulled back. Then everything went black for a moment.

He opened his eyes with a groan. His torso hurt, and his head swam. The white fabric of the airbag in front of him made him look at the windshield. Spidery cracks filled his vision.

Fuck.

He fiddled with the seat belt and pushed the door open with clumsy motions. There, right in front of the car, was a red deer. Its glassy eyes were unseeing, and one of the antlers had snapped. It made it all the more macabre. A majestic animal broken.

Several numb seconds ticked by before he realized it was still raining. The sparsely placed streetlamps gave the night an eerie glow, and the cold breeze sent a shiver through him. He should act. Do something. Call someone. But all he could do was stare at the dead deer.

His hand shook as he finally got the phone out of his pocket. Climbing back into the car, he put on the hazard lights and hovered with his thumb over the station number, then he scrolled past it and called Gertrude. She was closer. He could almost see the community wall.

Chief.”

For half a second, he smiled at her greeting. “Gertrude. Are you at home?” He shivered again, and this time it didn’t want to stop.

No, sorry. Are you nearby?”

No? She rarely went anywhere these days. “I’m between the community and the demolition resale yard. I… eh… I hit a deer.”

There was an intake of air. “Are you all right?”

He nodded, shook his head, then rubbed his forehead. “Yeah, yeah, I think so. It’s dead.”

Silence followed.

Are you bleeding?”

No, I don’t believe so. The airbag released, and my chest hurts from the seat belt, but I… I don’t know if I can drive. The front is a bit crushed, and the windshield is…” He took a shuddering breath. “And the deer is dead.”

Have you called a tow truck or… the cops? Do you call the cops when you’re a cop?”

I called you.” Why had he called her?

Okay. Sit tight. I’ll call you back in a minute.”

Maybe I should call—”

No! Stay where you are. I’ll get Jasper. You like Jasper, right?”

He nodded. He didn’t know Jasper, but he liked looking at Jasper. Big and strong, and yet he was quiet and calm. Though, he shouldn’t tell Gertrude he’d noticed those details about Jasper.

Or would you prefer I call someone else?”

Jasper.”

He could almost hear the smile over the line. “Thought so. Sit tight.” Then she hung up.

* * * *

Jasper Argall measured the wall in one of the basement rooms in Chaton’s house once again. He’d already done this. Twice. But when he’d gone home to saw the shelves, it didn’t make sense. The room was small. The smallest in the basement, but his initial calculation had given him a lot more shelf space than his last one.

So here he was, late in the evening, doing more measurements.

There were mason jars everywhere. Trays of new unused ones waiting to be filled, but also cardboard tray upon cardboard tray of filled ones.

Chaton had been complaining about not knowing how many jars they had, since everything was unorganized. They’d stuck jars everywhere, and the chest freezer was filled to the brink with things still needing to be canned. Jagger had things in his freezer needing to be canned, and Jasper did too. He feared both his and Jagger’s freezers were filled with fruit, though. Eating fruit beat starving, but it wouldn’t last them long, and shifters needed protein.

Right as he was about to write a number down on his pad, his phone rang. He got it out of his pocket and stared at Gertrude’s name for a second before hitting the accept button.

Jasper.”

Hey, honey. Are you busy?”

He scrunched his nose. Gertrude calling at this time of night was never a good thing. “I’m at Chaton’s doing some measurements for shelves in the basement.” She’d finally agreed to buy what they needed. Chaton had wanted shelves for months, but money was tight, especially now that they’d lost most of their revenue from their businesses. Gertrude kept them afloat, but Jasper suspected part, if not all, was with her personal money. It was his complaining about not knowing how many he had of different things that had made Gertrude prioritize building materials. Planning was essential to their survival.

Christopherson called. He’s been in an accident between the community and the demolition resale yard.”

Is he okay?” His stomach cramped as he pictured blood. He needed to feed. Badly. It was most likely the reason he had messed up his measurements. His brain wasn’t functioning as well as it should.

I’m not sure. He said he was okay physically, a bit of pain from the seat belt, and the airbag had released, but nothing else. The car is undrivable, and the deer is dead.”

Dead.”

Mmm.”

Silence fell. “Is it a big deer?”

I didn’t ask, but no use in wasting meat, however small it is.”

Jasper nodded. “Right. Do you want me to come with you?”

I’m not at home.”

What?” Looking around the room made no sense, and yet he did, as if he’d either see her or have a moment with someone else with whom he could share his surprise.

I’m… eh… in Oakmouth.”

Oakmouth? What the hell was in Oakmouth? Jasper was unsure of how far away it was, three-four hours of driving. “Why are you in Oakmouth?”

I have a meeting.”

Now? This time of day?” It was close to ten in the evening.

No. I arrived today. I will talk to Jinx tomorrow morning and be back home late tomorrow afternoon.”

Jinx. He believed he’d heard the name before.

It doesn’t matter, but I’m not at home, so I can’t deal with this. Could you fix it? You have a spare room, right? Put Christopherson up for the night, grab the deer, and maybe Jagger can take a look at the car.”

He put his pen down. “Okay.”

Send me a text to let me know how it goes.”

Okay, bye.”

They hung up and Jasper called Jagger as he headed up the basement stairs.

Guest Post | Kiss a Vampire by Holly Day

Holly has a new box set out!!! Kiss a Vampire contains three stories – A Vampire Chew Toy, Bring Him Back, Jack, and Vampire Food.   

All of them have vampires in them, which might not be surprising considering the title 😅 A Vampire Chew Toy is about Devin, who is human, and Mars, who is a vampire. I wrote the story to celebrate National M&M Day, so prepare for M&Ms.  

Bring Him Back, Jack is about Ivan, a shadow walker, and Malik, a vampire. I wrote it to celebrate Different Colored Eyes Day, so…  

Lastly, we have Vampire Food which is about Rue, a magic user, and Noah, a vampire. I could probably write ten stories about National Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day – such an excellent day! – sadly, this is my only one LOL  

So if you’re in the mood for some vampires, check it out! 

Kiss a Vampire

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The best way to avoid getting bitten by vampires is to stay away from their mouths.

In this box set, you’ll encounter a vampire or three. They’re just like other people, except they are super fast, can pin you down without breaking a sweat, and want to feast on your blood. The smart thing to do is to stay away, but where’s the fun in that?

Contains the stories:

A Vampire Chew Toy: Devin had no idea supernatural beings existed until he was snatched off the street and turned into a blood slave. Then he realized vampires are real. One year later, he was saved, but now his captor has escaped prison. He might fear vampires, but faced with the danger of being taken again, he turns to the vampire who saved him last time. Will staying by his side be enough to keep him safe?

Bring Him Back, Jack: Shadow walkers are rare, but Ivan Charna is one. He has to hide from wizards who want to use his blood for their magic. When his sister loses a bet, Ivan is forced to work off her debt. He doesn’t mind since he gets to work with his favorite vampire. He only has to steal a diamond, then the debt is paid. It should be easy, and if he’s stealing a diamond, what’s to say he can’t steal a vampire?

Vampire Food: A former blood slave. A strapping vampire. More zucchinis than any man could eat. Rue, a former blood slave, is trying to find peace, but when the tranquility is threatened, he turns to Noah, a vampire. Noah has never met a magic user before, and he fears Rue’s former owners are trying to get him back. Rue never believed he’d be able to trust Noah, but who better to keep him safe from vampires?

Buy links:

Paranormal gay romance: 140,235 words

JMS Books :: Amazon

Excerpt:

(From A Vampire Chew Toy)

Excerpt:

The next morning, Devin woke from his own scream. Panting, he stared at the dark ceiling, sweat making the T-shirt he slept in cling to his skin. He rolled out of bed and walked into the bathroom. A quick shower later, he glanced at the clock—a quarter to five.

Groaning, he flung himself on the bed. Two hours until he had to have breakfast ready. Maybe he could bake bread. It would keep him busy. He grabbed his phone and squinted at the calendar notifications. Murrie had added two new things to his calendar for today, thirty minutes apart. He hadn’t logged an end time but considering the first looked to be a video conference and the second a meeting in town, Devin was pretty sure they would overlap even without the expected travel time. He huffed and shook his head. People.

He opened his door as quietly as he could, though considering he’d woken himself with a scream and had showered, he doubted opening his door would wake the others. They were most likely already awake. If he walked downstairs, they might have a chance of catching a couple of hours of sleep.

Guilt swamped his mind. They should have dumped him in a soundproofed room.

Walking into the kitchen, he came to a halt. Murrie was sitting by the kitchen island with his shirt mostly unbuttoned and a bowl of M&Ms in front of him.

“Good night?” There was lipstick on his collar, which made him want to laugh. He’d believed the days of lipstick on collars were long gone. Weren’t lipsticks of this century smudge-free?

Murrie grinned at him. The sated look in his eyes answer enough.

“I’ll take that as a yes. Who’s the lucky lady?”

Murrie shook his head. “I don’t have time for a relationship.”

“Aww, don’t be like that.” Devin surprised himself by reaching out and patting Murrie’s hand. Judging by the widening of Murrie’s eyes, he surprised him too. “If she makes you happy, you should be with her.” Before they could get any deeper into this mushy conversation, Devin switched the topic. “Do we have yeast?”

“Eh… maybe. Check the pantry. There’s a large tin box where I’ve thrown things I don’t know what to do with. I think there might be a bag of dry yeast.”

There was. A big one. “You bought a pound of dry yeast without knowing what to do with it?”

“It was on sale.”

Devin nodded. “Of course, makes perfect sense. Buy every item on sale.”

“I was hoping someone would know how to bake, but…” He shrugged. “Kitchen disasters the lot of them.”

Devin held in a laugh, but the disappointment on Murrie’s face made it hard. “Shouldn’t you get to bed?”

“I’ve slept for a few hours.”

“Oh? Early night?”

The grin told him differently. “We left early.”

Devin hurried to speak before Murrie shared any details. “Good for you. Now, do we need to have the talk?”

“The talk?” Murrie’s eyes were so wide it was hard to keep a straight face.

“Yes, the talk.” Devin’s voice was stern.

“I think it’s a bit late for the talk, little one.”

“Obviously not.” He patted the marble top of the kitchen island and glared at Murrie. “There are two appointments thirty minutes apart on your calendar and judging by the vague and incomplete notes concerning what those appointments are about, it’s not doable.”

Murrie gaped at him. “That’s the talk?”

“The most important talk you’ll ever have. We don’t double book in this household.”

The grin was instant, and Devin had a hard time holding on to his glare.

“We don’t?”

“No, we don’t.”

Murrie leaned back in the chair and crossed his arms. “It’s not my fault. Mars booked the Zoom meeting with Judge Alden. I had nothing to do with it. You have to take it up with him.”

Devin looked away. He wouldn’t talk to Mars.

Murrie sighed. “You can play with him too, you know? I know he comes across as… prickly at times, but he’s a good guy.”

Ignoring Murrie’s words, Devin scrolled on his phone until he found a recipe for breakfast rolls that looked good.

“The meeting with the judge is about Ezekiel.”

Forcing air into his lungs, Devin looked at him. “What about Ezekiel?”

“Mars wants to make sure he’s safely contained.”

Icy fear crept up his spine, making the hairs on his arms stand on end. “He’s… alive?”

Murrie shrugged. “We were hoping he’d be staked, but we haven’t received any information one way or the other.”

How could they not know? “Weren’t you the ones who prosecuted him?”

“We gather evidence, but we’re not the ones showing up in court.”

“And you don’t know what happens to the ones you bring in?”

Murrie shrugged. “He was taken to Terrena since it was where almost all blood slaves were taken. It’s on the other side of the country.”

Devin was aware it was on the other side of the country. “But… You don’t know?”

“You’re safe here, Devin. Mars only wants to make sure, but the judge is a bit… and doesn’t like Mars.”

What? “Why doesn’t he like Mars?”

Murrie sighed. “The judge tends to be a bit lenient with vampires, which makes Mars snarly and unable to suppress the need to inform the judge of his crappy rulings—his words, not mine. I don’t mind, but the judge would never agree to a meeting with Mars, so he booked one for me instead.” For several seconds, Murrie watched him. “I’ll reschedule the meeting in town.”

“Yeah, you better.” Devin measured the yeast he needed.

“Or you could do it while I sleep.”

Devin glared. “Is there a phone number?”

Murrie grinned. “You don’t have to. I survived for years without you.” Then he hesitated. “I’ll add it in the notes.”

Devin shook his head, but he didn’t mind sorting out Murrie’s schedule.