#PictaBook | Jaeger’s Lost and Found

Pictabook logoA few days ago, #PictaBook was released, but I have one more excerpt I wanted to share. Jules and Nix are doing a buddy read of Jaeger’s Lost and Found.

At this point in the story, Nix hasn’t discovered the beauty of books, but he’s starting to. He’s overcome most of the anxiety the thought of reading brings on and is starting to reflect over what it is he’s reading.

From the beginning, Jules has been throwing books in different genres his way in hopes of him finding something he loves. It’s not Jaeger’s Lost and Found, but they’re getting there LOL

Jaeger's Lost and Found

Excerpt:

While he ate, he checked PictaBook. FluffyPink had commented on Nix’s review, and so had KyleRichards. Jules took another bite of food and tried to ignore the disappointment blooming in his chest. He clicked the private messages.

ReadingInACorner: Sorry about earlier.

He hesitated before sending it, but he needed to say something about the day. The reply was instant.

SexyDoornail69: It’s cool. You had to work, I understand.

ReadingInACorner: Yes, but I could have… I don’t know, I guess I was shocked to see you. I had no idea you lived here.

SexyDoornail69: It’s okay, Jules. You were busy with all those kids.

Jules smiled and slumped back on the sofa. He loved the children. How adorable, funny, creative little children could grow up and become people was a mystery to him.

He loved children, but couldn’t stand people.

ReadingInACorner: Saw that you’ve gotten a comment from Kyle on your review.

SexyDoornail69: Yeah, and I’ve almost listened to the entire other book you suggested.

Oh? Jules sat up straighter, took a bite of Lo Mein noodles. The story, another paranormal, was about a guy with some social anxiety Jules could relate to and a vampire about to die unless he could reconnect with his coven.

ReadingInACorner: And what do you think?

Jules ate several mouthfuls and had almost given up on getting an answer when the phone finally buzzed.

SexyDoornail69: I like the world, but I would’ve wanted to know more about it. Is it a series? I don’t have much left at all, and there is no way we’ll get to know more about why it rains all the time or what they do to grow food and things when it’s always dark and rainy. And I like the finder and his friend, but I don’t know about the vampire. And was that all the sex? It was nothing.

Jules laughed and looked at Booksy. “He’s a little insane, I think.”

Booksy lifted his gaze from his paw for a second to look at him, then he went back to grooming.

ReadingInACorner: So more sex is what you’re after in your books, but also more world building?

Perhaps it was time to pick a contemporary story. He could ask Nix to read the lumberjack stories he’d read, so they could finish the series together.

SexyDoornail69: Sex, yes! But I don’t know what you mean with the rest.

ReadingInACorner: You want the world described better.

SexyDoornail69: Not too much. I hated when I had to read a page and all it had was a description of something boring.

Jules nodded and took another bite of food.

ReadingInACorner: But now you’re listening to it, so a page wouldn’t be too hard to get through.

SexyDoornail69: Huh, didn’t think of that.

Delicate little bubbles spread in Jules’ chest. Nix was discovering books, and Jules yearned to show them all to him. There were so many worlds, so many adventures, and so many love stories waiting for him.

SexyDoornail69: I’m going to hit the gym, talk to you later.

The gym? Jules grimaced in distaste, but he remembered what Nix looked like. A body like his didn’t come from reading on the couch. Jules had tried it for years and no washboard abs had appeared.

ReadingInACorner: Okay, be careful!

He stared at the words after he’d sent them. Nix would think he was insane, but the gym was a scary placelots of strangers and strange machines.

#PictaBook in the JMS shop


pictabook (small)Jules Rose leads a quiet life working as a librarian. He’s happy to spend his spare time reading books and talking to his homicidal cat. What more could he wish for? But when his cozy Friday night is shattered by a friend request on his book community app, politeness gives him little choice but to accept. Jules doesn’t want to talk to anyone, but he can’t be rude. Besides, if he had to talk about something, books is the topic he’d pick.

Phoenix Ford is dyslexic and avoids everything that has to do with the written word, but when the colleague he’s trying to impress calls him stupid, he decides to convince the other man, he’s mistaken. All he needs is the right book to make him look smart, a perfect balance between intelligent and short. And who better to ask for help than a guy who loves books so much, he labeled one boner-worthy on a book app?

When Jules finds out Phoenix never has read a book from start to finish, he’s on a mission. He will find the right book, the book that will make Phoenix fall in love — with reading. Phoenix’s plan might have been to listen to the book Jules picked for him to impress his colleague, but that was before he got to know him. Talking about books is a sure way to Jules’ heart, but is it enough for him to agree to go on a date?

Release Day | #PictaBook

Pictabook logoIt’s release day!!! #PictaBook is live, isn’t it amazing?! I think it is LOL

So often when working on a book, I love my characters through the first draft. I’m fond of them through the second draft. They’re dear to me through the beta reading process. When we reach the blurb writing, I often feel a bit of distance would be good. When the edits appear in my inbox I sigh – not because of my editor, she’s great – but by now I’m already writing another story, I’m already in love with a new set of characters, and the old guys are intruding on that love affair. Then by the time of the release day, I’m mostly happy to be able to move on.

The love affair is over.

But… I still love Nix and Jules.

No blurbs, edits or proofreadings killed them.

That’s unusual.

There are a few of my books that still make me smile when I see them. It has nothing to do with sales or reviews or what other people have thought of them. They make me smile because of how I felt writing them – because I still care about the characters. Elevator Pitch is one, Banger Challenge another. They might not be the best stories I’ve written, but they’re special to me.

And now I’m adding #PictaBook to that list.

It’s a 36k contemporary gay romance story about a dyslexic carpenter and a librarian with social anxiety and a murderous cat. And it makes me laugh.

#PictaBook

Excerpt:

Jules’ heart was throbbing in his throat as he pulled the door open and stepped into the restaurant. It was a dimly lit Indian place and Jules’ tongue got stuck to the roof of his mouth when he spotted Nix at a table in the corner.

He wore a shirt perfect for him. His intense eyes were glowing in the dark, and Jules’ steps faltered. This isn’t a date. Nix didn’t want to eat alone, and he was here to keep him company, nothing else.

Hi.” It didn’t come out louder than a whisper, and Jules looked away before he blushed. Pulling out the chair across from Nix, he sat.

Hi.” Nix smiled and Jules’ heartif it was even possiblebeat faster.

A short woman, dressed in a dark red sari, appeared by their table to take their orders. Jules couldn’t find his voice to answer her, but Nix rattled off a few things, and when she finally turned to him, he ordered a Masala Chai tea with an explanation of already having eaten.

Silence settled over them as she left.

Did you have a good day?” Nix spun his glass and looked at Jules.

It was okay. Jenny and I went out to eat.”

Nix nodded. “Were you arguing?”

Jules frowned, then he remembered the scene in the parking lot. “No, no… it was… She insulted my cat.”

Nix widened his eyes. “You have a cat?”

Jules smiled. “Yeah, Booksy. He’s great. He hates everyone, so we’re kindred spirits.”

Nix laughed, deep and low, and it sent a tingle down Jules’ spine. This was not good.

I already knew you had a cat.” Nix grimaced. “Jenny told me that unless I knew the name of your cat, I was a stranger. But she insulted him?”

Jenny had told Nix about Booksy? “Not everyone has to like to cuddle.”

If possible Nix’s eyes widened more. “Of course not.”

Jules sighed, fully aware he sounded like a crazy person. “I don’t do well with people.”

You do well with me.”

He grimaced. “I almost turned back twenty times on the way over here.”

Nix’s gaze softened. “But you made it.”

Jules shrugged. “Jenny wants me to meet someone.”

I figured.”

Oh God, had she tried to get Nix to ask him out? “She didn’t put you up to this, did she?”

No.” He laughed and shook his head. “No, this is all me.”

She made it sound as if it was an effort to love Booksy, so I had to defend him.”

Of course.” Nix smiled at him. “So… he’s a lovable little furball?”

He’ll scratch your eyes out in your sleep.”

Nix laughed. “Charming.”

He’s awesome.”

The tea arrived with some of Nix’s dishes, and along with them came the silence again. Nix took a few bites before looking at Jules. “Want to taste?”

No.” He smiled and shook his head. “It smells good, but I’m full.”

Silence again, but it wasn’t the kind that made Jules want to scream. He studied Nix, watched the fork go in between his lips only to slide out again, and soon after he was squirming in his seat. This was not good. He shouldn’t get a hard-on from watching Nix eat.

What happened to your date?”

Nix grimaced. “Turns out it was a booty call.”

Cold washed over Jules. “Oh, so it’s… already over?”

Nix snorted. “I left.”

What? No… booty?”

Nope.”

Oh… “A rain check?”

#PictaBook in the JMS shop (20% off)


pictabook (small)Jules Rose leads a quiet life working as a librarian. He’s happy to spend his spare time reading books and talking to his homicidal cat. What more could he wish for? But when his cozy Friday night is shattered by a friend request on his book community app, politeness gives him little choice but to accept. Jules doesn’t want to talk to anyone, but he can’t be rude. Besides, if he had to talk about something, books is the topic he’d pick.

Phoenix Ford is dyslexic and avoids everything that has to do with the written word, but when the colleague he’s trying to impress calls him stupid, he decides to convince the other man, he’s mistaken. All he needs is the right book to make him look smart, a perfect balance between intelligent and short. And who better to ask for help than a guy who loves books so much, he labeled one boner-worthy on a book app?

When Jules finds out Phoenix never has read a book from start to finish, he’s on a mission. He will find the right book, the book that will make Phoenix fall in love — with reading. Phoenix’s plan might have been to listen to the book Jules picked for him to impress his colleague, but that was before he got to know him. Talking about books is a sure way to Jules’ heart, but is it enough for him to agree to go on a date?

Guest Post | #SlidingIntoMyDMs by Nell Iris

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Today, we have Nell Iris on a visit! She’s here to talk about her new release #SlidingIntoMyDMs. It’s a #Love story, and I’m super excited about this multi-authored series from JMS Books, but I’ll let Nell tell you more about it. Welcome, Nell!


Thank you so much for having me, Ofelia. It’s always a pleasure to stop by for a visit, and you’re always so generous with your space. I’m proud of us for being such great role models of authors sticking together and lifting each other up 😊

I’m here today to talk about my new book, #SlidingIntoMyDMs, which’s a part of a multi-authored series released by my publisher JMS Books. Last summer, JMS Books sent out an in-house submission call for their authors, where the theme was “falling into love on social media.” We could either pick an existing SM platform where our MCs would meet and fall in love, or we could come up with a new one. The title for the submission call was #Love, and the title of our stories had to start with a hashtag. Hence #SlidingIntoMyDMs.

It all started

Do you ever wonder where authors get their inspiration from?

Last year, I got a DM on Instagram from M, an old acquaintance of mine who I haven’t seen in at least over a decade. He’d watched a video of Radiohead, my favorite band since I heard Creep, some time back in 1993, and thought of me. It was in the spring when the pandemic was relatively new in our lives and we were all fragile and needed cheering up. And then M, this nice, lovely person, saw something he thought I’d like and sent it to me.

He caught me on a particularly bad day so that video cheered me up more than he probably expected it would, and after watching it all the way through (it was an hour-long live show), I cried. I was moved by the music, and I was moved by his thoughtfulness, and after I felt happy.

His thoughtful gesture got me thinking. What if someone needed a pick-me-up just like me? What if his old acquaintance reached out to him via Instagram DM to cheer him up? What if they reconnected and it leads to something more. What if…?

So I scribbled down a few bullet points, the seeds of an idea, and as on cue, JMS Books put out a submission call a short while later and I thought Hmmm?, found my notes, and started writing what turned into Moss and Eddy’s story.

Blurb #SlidingIntoMyDMs:

Cover“Hi. I heard you’ve been sick.”

Eddy Pennington is recovering from a severe bout of pneumonia when an old acquaintance, Moss, sends him a message on social media. They haven’t spoken in years, but Eddy is pleasantly surprised. He always liked Moss even if they were never close friends.

Moss Fanning has no ulterior motive with his message: all he wants is to wish Eddy a speedy recovery. He got over the crush he used to have on Eddy a long time ago.

They reconnect easily and have even more in common now. And when they meet in person, the attraction is instant. Will an innocent, well-meaning message on social media lead to something more? Something deeper? Something…everlasting?

M/M Contemporary / 21998 words

Buy links #SlidingIntoMyDMs

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Excerpt #SlidingIntoMyDMs:

I sink back onto my pillow tower and groan out loud. He’s just fucking perfect, isn’t he? Adopting an abused dog, spending his life coddling him, making sure he has a nice life.

What’s the catch? No one can be that good, right?

Eddy: Now I feel like a jerk for wanting to see your niece riding your dog. I’ll give him a doggy treat and apologize when I meet him.

Moss. LOL. Weirdo. You’re fine.

I decide to throw caution to the wind, because why not? Seriously though. Are you perfect? This time his answer takes a while and I have time to start regretting my question but then I can see him start writing and soon a reply pops up on my screen.

Moss: Um, no? But I’m glad you seem to think so 😉

I lay my phone screen down on my chest. I need to think. I haven’t flirted in so long, haven’t had a real relationship in forever. Hookups on Grindr are so much easier, with no expectations other than tab A in slot B. But this…this is flirting. I’m not great at flirting IRL, and probably even worse at in my Instagram DMs.

But at the same time, I kind of like it. It feels…unpretentious. Like it’s okay if nothing comes of it because social media isn’t the real world. Or at least it shouldn’t be.

I don’t know. I’m too old for this shit. And that thought alone makes me feel even older. I’m forty-two, not one-hundred-and-two. I pick the phone back up.

Eddy: You gotta love a man taking care of poor abused dogs. It’s the rule.

Moss: It is? What rules are those? I need to read them, so I don’t break any of them inadvertently.

Eddy: They are ‘Eddy Pennington’s unwritten but very important rules of conduct and man-loving’ of course. Sadly, they only exist in my brain so I can’t lend them to you.

Moss: I’m laughing so hard I woke up Balderik.

Eddy: Are you laughing at me or with me?

Moss: With you of course.

Eddy: Good save.

Moss: Balderik told me not to fuck things up before he’s had the chance to go for a walk with you.

Eddy: He did? He sounds like a very smart dog.

Moss: Are we flirting on social media like two old farts?

I burst out laughing but clamp my mouth shut quickly, afraid of a coughing fit.

Eddy: I’m afraid so, yes. I’m pretty certain there are grandpas out there with better game than us.

Moss: I was afraid you’d say that.

Eddy: It’s all good. At least we play in the same league.

Moss: So I can tell Balderik not to worry?

Eddy: Yes, you can. Also, you’re not supposed to make me laugh. Coughing is bad for an old guy with pneumonia 😉

Moss: We definitely need to stop the old guy references.

Eddy: Agreed.

Moss: When can we take you for a walk?

Eddy: My sister already got dibs on tomorrow. But the day after that? Unless I take a turn for the worse?

Moss: Thursday it is! If you send me your address, I’ll pick you up. Balderik and I know a perfect walking spot.

Eddy: Sure. Can’t wait.

Moss: Me either.

After we say goodbye, I send him the address and then check my feed. He’s posted a new picture of himself and Balderik. They’re lying down on a leaf-covered lawn somewhere, Moss’s arm is slung around Balderik, and Balderik is kissing his face.

It’s so fucking adorable I can’t stand it.

About Nell

Nell Iris is a romantic at heart who believes everyone deserves a happy ending. She’s a bonafide bookworm (learned to read long before she started school), wouldn’t dream of going anywhere without something to read (not even the ladies room), loves music (and singing along at the top of her voice but she’s no Celine Dion), and is a real Star Trek nerd (Make it so). She loves words, bullet journals, poetry, wine, coffee-flavored kisses, and fika (a Swedish cultural thing involving coffee and pastry!)

Nell believes passionately in equality for all regardless of race, gender or sexuality, and wants to make the world a better, less hateful, place.

Nell is a bisexual Swedish woman married to the love of her life, a proud mama of a grown daughter, and is approaching 50 faster than she’d like. She lives in the south of Sweden where she spends her days thinking up stories about people falling in love. After dreaming about being a writer for most of her life, she finally was in a place where she could pursue her dream and released her first book in 2017.

Nell Iris writes gay romance, prefers sweet over angsty, short over long, and quirky characters over alpha males.

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