Guest Post | They Met in the Woods by Nell Iris

Guest-Post

It’s guest post time again! I’m glad to say that Nell Iris is back to share a little about her latest story, They Met in the Woods. Welcome, Nell!

Thank you for having me on your blog, yet again, Ofelia, for letting me come here and talk about my third and final Meet Cute Chronicles book, They Met in the Woods. You’re most generous *blows you lots of cyber kisses*

I recently learned a new word. Cottagecore. Wikipedia defines it as “an Internet fashion aesthetic” that “celebrates an idealized rural life” and “values traditional skills and crafts such as foraging, baking, and pottery” and “an escape from many forms of stress and trauma.” Cottagecore developed throughout the 2010s and gained further traction when Covid hit.

Yeah, I’ve seen all the sourdough baking, I just didn’t know there was a word for it.

I’ve also written the stories and never knew there was a name for it. As I look back on my backlist, I’ve written many books on this theme; Find His Way Home (my second ever published story) was the first of many, and They Met in the Woods is the latest installment of my unintended cottagecore “series.”

The MCs, Måns and Viggo, meet when Måns gets lost in the forest. Måns’ cell battery dies on him and with it the chance of finding his way out of the forest with the help of the map app he’d downloaded for the occasion. Luckily, the sound of Viggo chopping wood reaches him. He follows it and finds Viggo.

Viggo owns a little cabin in the forest (not a scary horror-movie kind, but a cottagecore-y kind). He calls it his safe haven and he spends as much time he can there. Fixing up the cabin, cooking hearty stews in cast-iron pots, picking wild-growing herbs that he dries and uses for tea. Viggo is a veritable cottagecore hero, complete with a lumberjack beard and a mohawk. Måns is instantly interested. Very interested.

Måns himself recently moved away from the Big City to the countryside because he wanted to connect with nature. When he gets lost in the forest, he’s spent half a day foraging for wild mushrooms, and Viggo’s cabin and the lifestyle it represents is one of the many things Måns likes about him.

And when Viggo serves him homemade lemon balm tea, Måns is a goner…

Instant Attraction

Excerpt:

I let him go and make my way to the couch, sinking into the soft cushions, resting my head against the back while stretching out my legs so my feet will be closer to the fire. A content sigh slips out, and I close my eyes.

The quiet but comforting sounds of the cabin—the fire making loud pops, china clinking against china in the kitchen, and the lid on the cast-iron pot being lifted and then put back—wash away a lot of the stress from this crazy work week. My muscles loosen and melt into the couch, my mind goes pleasantly blank, and all that exists is this little corner of the world. The fire. Viggo.

Padding footsteps approach, followed by a gentle touch on my shoulder, and a hushed “Måns?” and I open my eyes.

The sight of him, this rough type complete with a mohawk, holding a delicate-looking teacup decorated with tiny flowers and gold makes me smile. “That smells delicious, whatever it is,” I say as he rounds the couch and sits next to me, offering me the cup.

With careful hands I accept it and lift it to my nose, inhaling deeply. “Lemon? Or…mint?”

“It’s lemon balm. It grows wild around the cabin, so I harvest it and dry the leaves for tea. It reduces the stress hormone in our bodies so I thought it might do you good after the week you’ve had.”

The care and thoughtfulness melt me into a puddle, and I will drink every drop of this tea even if it’s the most vile-tasting concoction on this earth.

Fortunately, it’s not. The first sip reveals a mild, fresh flavor, and maybe—probably—it’s because Viggo told me about its properties, but I can almost feel the subtle flavor invigorate me and wash away the stress. “This is great! You make your own tea?”

He shrugs. “Just a few varieties. I use plants growing around here. The old lady who sold me the cabin made me promise not to rip out the lemon balm even though it’s threatening to take over the clearing entirely. She told me she used to make tea for her husband when he was still alive. How it always helped him de-stress after long days of hard physical labor. He had recently passed away, and she was too old and frail to keep the cabin. The poor dear cried when she signed the papers and there was no way I could rip out the lemon balm after that. I decided to try making tea for myself. I used to bring her some of the dried leaves, too, until she passed away. She was always so happy when I came to see her. Asked about her beloved cabin. Rejoiced in the pictures I showed her of the renovations.”

I don’t take my eyes off him the entire time he tells the story. His eyes turn soft and a gentle smile plays on his lips, telling me he cared for the old lady. His kindness toward her after she lost her husband and her cabin must have meant the world to her. The thought of a lonely woman crying because she had to sell her paradise on earth, the thought of him honoring her wishes and even bringing her memories from this place…I avert my eyes and take another drink of the tea, hiding the slight tremble of my lips his story caused.

When my shaky emotions are back under control, I look at him again. “You’re a good man.” My voice isn’t the steadiest, but at least it’s not wobbly.

“I try.” It’s not false modesty, I can tell. He actually thinks he can do better—can’t we all?—but as far as I’m concerned he’s pretty perfect. But he doesn’t seem like a guy who’d like to be convinced of his greatness, so I let it go.

“Did she tell you how to make other teas, too?”

“No. But I ended up liking it, so I ordered a book online about it.” He reaches for the side table and grabs a book I’d noticed but not paid much attention to, and hands it to me. I set the cup on the table so I can look through it.

It’s a beautiful book with gorgeous illustrations, and important information about herbs and plants growing in the area, and their uses. Each plant has a folklore section and a section detailing modern scientific knowledge. It’s fascinating. “What other teas have you made?” I ask as I return the book.

“Pine needle. Rosehips. Mint, of course, because it’s growing even faster than lemon balm, at least in my neck of the woods.”

I empty the cup and lean back on the couch with a smile. After hesitating for a few heartbeats, I shuffle closer to him and when my shoulder nudges his, he wraps his arm around me. I cuddle into his body.

“You a cuddler?” he asks and rests his cheek on the top of my head.

“I don’t know. But homemade tea and a crackling fire calls for closeness, don’t you agree?”

Blurb:

They Met in the Woods

Måns Elemander had A Plan. A researched and well-thought-out one, devised to help him avoid getting lost while foraging for mushrooms in an unfamiliar forest. But his cell phone battery didn’t get the memo, died unexpectedly, and thwarted The Plan, leaving Måns with a basket full of mushrooms, but no idea where to go. Until the sounds of someone chopping wood reaches him.

Måns follows the sound and finds a quaint cabin…and its owner, Viggo Moberg. Viggo is kind, understanding of the situation, and willing to help. He’s also smoking hot and their connection is instant, threatening to ignite and burn down the woods. Will the sparks burn fast and fizzle out, or will the attraction grow roots, just like the trees in the forest?

M/M Contemporary / 17388 words

Buy link:

JMS Books :: Universal Buy Link

About Nell

Nell Iris is a romantic at heart who believes everyone deserves a happy ending. She’s a bonafide bookworm (learned to read long before she started school), wouldn’t dream of going anywhere without something to read (not even the ladies room), loves music (and singing along at the top of her voice but she’s no Celine Dion), and is a real Star Trek nerd (Make it so). She loves words, bullet journals, poetry, wine, coffee-flavored kisses, and fika (a Swedish cultural thing involving coffee and pastry!)

Nell believes passionately in equality for all regardless of race, gender or sexuality, and wants to make the world a better, less hateful, place.

Nell is a bisexual Swedish woman married to the love of her life, a proud mama of a grown daughter, and is approaching 50 faster than she’d like. She lives in the south of Sweden where she spends her days thinking up stories about people falling in love. After dreaming about being a writer for most of her life, she finally was in a place where she could pursue her dream and released her first book in 2017.

Nell Iris writes gay romance, prefers sweet over angsty, short over long, and quirky characters over alpha males.

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Fridays at Ofelia’s | Club 669

Cover-Reveal

Today, my dear friend Amy Spector is here on the blog to show off the cover of her upcoming release and tell us a little about it and herself. Amy always has to coolest covers, so check it out!

Happy Friday! I’m Amy Spector, and Ofelia has been kind enough to let me visit her blog today. Some of you may know me, most of you probably don’t, but Ofelia and I have known each other for years now, and have worked together on a number of writing projects. Those projects are always the most fun! (There’s a hint in that for you, Ofelia!)

Not only is this my first time stopping by Ofelia’s blog, but it’s also cover reveal day for my newest book, the first book in a new series!

I’ve always loved to read! Even as a kid, you would normally find me with a book in my hand. Yet, somehow I was surprised when the writing bug bit. Despite spending the last fifteen years writing marketing copy for work, it never occurred to me that I might enjoy writing fiction.

I think it was the discovery of paranormal romance that pushed me from avid reader and into writing. And that all my years of watching Bewitched and Dark Shadows reruns would finally pay off! I won’t lie, I still want to be Agnes Moorehead when I grow up! I’d also happily run a haunted amusement park.

I watched a lot of Scooby Doo, too.

Give me magic, mystery, and romance! Add a dead body and bad decisions? I’m a happy girl!

Club 669 (House of Witches Book One) combines all these loves. Especially the bad decisions

You can take a sneak peek below!

Cover and Blurb:

Club 669

Witch’s corpse. Witch’s ticket. Witch’s party.

As a counter-boy at a high-end men’s boutique, Charlie Jessup’s life consists of little more than work and sleep. That, and enough flirting to help guarantee his commission on sales will pay his rent. So when a twist of fate, and some behavior unbecoming that of a Ganymede employee, leaves him in possession of a dead man’s pass to a mysterious Club 669, Charlie has no desire to waste it.

Every seventeen years, the House of Witches throws a party like no other. It’s invitation-only, and for centuries it has helped ensure peace between the covens. It’s the last place Caspian wants to be, but with the death of Queen Avel, and his own imminent rise to the throne, it’s more important than ever that he attend. The stability of the House depends on it.

In four days a new king will be crowned, but when Charlie unintentionally crashes a gathering of the most secretive of all the Great Houses, he sets in motion a series of events that could disrupt the transition of power, and threaten the future of the House of Witches forever.

Book Excerpt:

Adam pushed up to the bar, squeezing in next to a necking couple to press close to Sebastian. He pulled a cigarette from his pocket. “You got a light?”
The crowd was loud, the music louder, so that even with my better-than-average hearing, I needed to move in close to make out Sebastian’s response.
“They don’t allow smoking.” And that would have probably been the end of it if Sebastian hadn’t glanced away from the dancing long enough to take Adam in. “But we could probably find you somewhere to light up.”
“Really?” Adam smiled and made of show of slipping the cigarette between his lips. It was no wonder he made so much more than I did. “Too cold outside.”
Sebastian eyed him up and down, and his distraction allowed me to slide up even closer. How was it possible he could fall so easily for his own trick?
“Bound to be a back room somewhere.” He pushed up and dropped a few dollars on the bar. “Or there’s always my place.”
I recognized the smile.
“Your place sounds perfect.” Adam pulled the cigarette from his mouth and tucked it behind his ear. “I’ve got a car outside.”
I followed the two as they moved through the crowd, Adam wrapping himself around one of Sebastian’s arms. Once we’d made it outside, I stepped up and wrapped myself around the other one.
When he looked over, he stopped dead in his tracks.
“Oh, fuck no.”
“Oh, fuck yes,” I countered, dragging him toward Tiki’s car.
“I don’t want to be involved in this bullshit.”
“You drugged me,” I spat, and Adam’s eyebrows went up, but to his credit, he said nothing. “You’re already involved in this bullshit.”
“I’m sorry. Did I tell you I was sorry?” He tried to pull free, but Adam and I spent our weeks lugging boxes full of leather pants around, and Caspian had already told me that witches worked hard to remain anonymous. We were stronger than we looked, and he didn’t want to draw attention to himself. “Because I am. And your friend, what he did to me? He’s scary as fuck.”
Caspian? Scary? I couldn’t see it.
“What he did was stop you from abducting me. And what, raping me?”
“We were at an orgy, for fucks sake!” Sebastian’s voice was loud and his tone exasperated. Adam looked shocked. “I’m pretty sure we’d both been naked if I’d just waited around.”
Undoubtably.
“Well, you’re going to make it up to me. You’re going to take me to the Monastery.”
That seemed to take Sebastian by such surprise he allowed Adam to push him into the backseat of the car without a fight, Adam climbing in next to him as I slipped behind the wheel.
“You want me to take you to the Monastery? To the seat of power?”
His absolute confusion at the request settled me on my plan. It was obviously a brilliant idea.

Club 669 (House of Witches Book One) is available for pre-order on Amazon, and is out March 26

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Guest Post | They Met in the Park

Release-Day

Today, Nell Iris is visiting! It’s the release day of her story, They Met in the Park, and she’s here to tell us a little about it. Welcome, Nell!

Thank you for having me on your blog, Ofelia! Again. I’ve been here a lot lately (and hope to get invited back soon) and I hope your readers haven’t grown tired of me! 😁

Today, I’m here to talk about my new release, They Met in the Park, the second of the Meet Cute Chronicles books. The first book, They Met in the Library, was released in January and features a librarian and a dyslexic. The three Meet Cute Chronicles stories are completely standalone and are only connected through the meet-cute theme. Because who doesn’t like a good meet-cute? 😊

Jacke and David, the main characters of They Met in the Park, meet when David is out walking his elderly neighbor’s spoiled little dog. Jacke is hanging out in the park, trying to find a moment of peace and quiet after a difficult day at work. He’s had a string of those lately, so when he came across a lonely park bench underneath an old oak tree some weeks ago, he’s returned to it daily after work to decompress.

Jacke’s a bit of a loner, so he likes it there on the bench, where he can hear and see other people but doesn’t need to interact. From the beginning, his loner ways were by choice; he grew up in a bigoted family in a bigoted town and was forced to keep his biggest secret—that he’s gay—close to his chest. But by the time he leaves his family behind after high school, the behavior is so ingrained in him that he hasn’t changed even now, in his forties.

But then David shows up. David who wears a fancy suit while walking a little dog. David who protects the spoiled creature—and not himself—with an umbrella when it rains. David, who awakens the want for something more in Jacke’s chest. So when the opportunity arises for Jacke to speak to David by offering him his umbrella when David forgot to bring his own, Jacke takes it.

And luckily David seems interested, too…

Spoiled Dog

Excerpt:

The dog stops, sniffing something interesting on the ground before continuing her slow meander.

“You all right, there, Princess?” David says, but the dog doesn’t acknowledge him.

“It’s a very fitting name for her. Maybe you should address her as ‘Your Highness.’”

He laughs. “Yeah. Probably.”

Far too soon, we reach the parking lot and stop by a new-looking hatchback. David tries to open the trunk while holding both Princess and the open umbrella but gets all tangled up.

“I can take it,” I say.

He smiles at me and hands me the umbrella. “Thank you.” He grabs a towel from the trunk, crouches down and wraps it around Princess, and starts drying her off. I keep them protected with the umbrella, ignoring that the rain and the chill are finally getting to me. I can always warm up in the shower later.

When the dog is dry and back to her impeccable self, David opens the back door and lets her into a crate before turning back to me.

“That was very kind of you. I’d still be out there, struggling to get her to move, if it hadn’t been for you.”

“Glad I could help.”

“You should go home and warm up, though, so you won’t catch your death like my mom used to say.”

I smile. “Yeah.”

“I’m sure your wife must be wondering where you are.”

“No wife,” I say.

“No?”

I shake my head.

“Husband?”

Another shake, but slower this time, followed by a slow gaze traveling along his body. He’s mostly obscured by the overcoat, but he’s medium height and looks to be medium built, too. He’s always well put together, even on the occasions he’s wearing more informal clothes. His classically styled hair is usually immaculate and his clean-shaven face sports a dimple on his chin.

I guess his looks could be considered pretty average, too; not classically handsome, not ugly. Nice.

But there’s something about him that makes it impossible for me to take my eyes off him. Maybe it’s that he’s so unabashedly gay and does nothing to hide it, and I wish my teenaged self could have seen him. Maybe it’s the way he fusses over a little dog. Maybe it’s his smile or the quiet confidence in his movements or that he radiates contentment.

I don’t know, but I like what I see.

His smile widens under my perusal and he indulges in the same. I let him watch. After spending over half my life doing manual labor, a lot of it outdoors, I’m in great shape. Yes, my hair started turning gray early, so I’m sprinkled with salt and pepper—both on my head and in my stubble—and I have lines by my eyes, but my body is nothing to complain about. Strong. Toned. Capable. A little tired sometimes, but it always recovers.

“I don’t have a husband either,” he says and meets my gaze, bold and blatant.

“No?”

“Nu-uh.”

“Why not?”

“No one has applied for the job.”

I take another look at him. The dimple in his chin is adorable. I want to brush away the hair from his face and warm him up, kiss the blue tinge from his lips. “I find that hard to believe,” I say.

His eyes twinkle. “Same.”

“People have been applying, but no one’s been hired.”

He steps closer. “Oh? Why not? You picky?”

I shake my head. “Wasn’t hiring.”

His eyes crinkle with mirth. “You a one-man company, then?”

“I have been, yeah.” I chuckle.

“How about now?”

“Now I’m starting to wonder if it wouldn’t be nice with…another employee.”

He bursts out laughing. “Oh God, we took that analogy too far, didn’t we?”

“A bit, yeah.” I grin.

Blurb:

Cover

Can a spoiled little dog bring two strangers together?

The first time Jacke sees him, it’s a happy accident. He’s taken refuge in a quiet corner of the park, decompressing after a difficult day at work, when the man, dressed in a fancy suit, passes by him walking a spoiled little dog.

As the days pass, Jacke notices the adorable pair several times. He’s unable to take his eyes off the man whose first priority is the dog, even over his own comfort. And one day, when circumstances are right, Jacke takes a chance and speaks to the man. David.

David’s personality is as adorable as his outward appearance, and a short walk in the rain results in mutual attraction and a promise to see each other again. A second meeting in the park turns into a date, and Jacke starts longing for something he thought he’d never have; a partner. But does David feel the same? Will a chance meeting in the park turn into love?

M/M Contemporary / 17478 words

Buy link:

JMS Books :: Universal Buy Link

Chronicles

About Nell

Nell Iris is a romantic at heart who believes everyone deserves a happy ending. She’s a bonafide bookworm (learned to read long before she started school), wouldn’t dream of going anywhere without something to read (not even the ladies room), loves music (and singing along at the top of her voice but she’s no Celine Dion), and is a real Star Trek nerd (Make it so). She loves words, bullet journals, poetry, wine, coffee-flavored kisses, and fika (a Swedish cultural thing involving coffee and pastry!)

Nell believes passionately in equality for all regardless of race, gender or sexuality, and wants to make the world a better, less hateful, place.

Nell is a bisexual Swedish woman married to the love of her life, a proud mama of a grown daughter, and is approaching 50 faster than she’d like. She lives in the south of Sweden where she spends her days thinking up stories about people falling in love. After dreaming about being a writer for most of her life, she finally was in a place where she could pursue her dream and released her first book in 2017.

Nell Iris writes gay romance, prefers sweet over angsty, short over long, and quirky characters over alpha males.

Find Nell on social media:

Webpage/blog :: Twitter :: Instagram :: Facebook Page :: Facebook Profile :: Goodreads :: Bookbub :: Pinterest