Guest Post | House of Horrors by Holly Day

I’m here as Holly today! The House of Horrors box set is now out! It contains Rufus the Dead, The Death God, and To Kill a Ghost. 

For the first 90 days, it will be available through KU. After that, it’ll be released wide. So, if you’re in KU… 

These are paranormal romance stories about two vampires who escape their crazy coven leader. As part of the escape, they happen to steal a bunch of psychics held captive by some bad guys. One of the vampires bought a fixer-upper castle where they all will live while trying to take down the house of horrors, where the psychics were held captive. 

I really like this world, and one day, I might write stories about the neighboring werewolf pack that helps at times. We’ll see. Below you can read the first chapter of Rufus the Dead. 

House of Horrors

Rufus and Gregory never meant to steal a bunch of psychics and form a coven with them. 

Read the entire House of Horrors trilogy in one go! Vampires live in covens, but when Rufus and Gregory learn there are psychics kept locked up in an underground facility, they want out. They kidnap some of them and buy a decrepit castle to start a new life, but the psychics won’t give up until all their friends are freed from the house of horrors. 

Contains the stories: 

Rufus the Dead: Rufus will do anything not to remain staked in a coffin, including stealing a psychic and forming a blood bond with him at his coven leader’s demand. Jaki can’t foresee anything other than weather, and the coven leader is demanding he use his skills to find someone, or she’ll put Rufus back in the coffin. How will Jaki be able to find anyone when all he can see is the weather? 

The Death God: Vampires don’t share their blood willingly since it creates a partial mate bond with the person drinking it, but Thanatos would’ve died if Gregory hadn’t intervened. Thanatos never asked anyone to save his life. It’s not his fault Gregory is trapped in a partial mate bond, but he is grateful. So when Gregory asks him to be his fake boyfriend for a weekend, he can’t say no, can he?   

To Kill a Ghost: Arawn Sage has a ghost problem. The warden of the facility where he once was held captive has come back to haunt him, and Arawn has no idea what to do about it. There is no way to escape a ghost, or that’s what he’s always believed, at least. One accidental collision with a vampire shows otherwise, but he can’t walk around touching vampires, can he? 

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Chapter 1

Jaki Sage looked at the bare white walls. His heart was thudding uncomfortably in his chest, and he had a bad feeling. 

“So, a vampire?” Minerva, his roommate, looked at him from her cot. Her last name was also Sage, but they weren’t related. He didn’t think so, at least. They looked nothing alike, and everyone in this wing of the house of horrors was named Sage. 

“It was what the warden said.” He’d taken Jaki aside and informed him there had been a last-minute booking of his services, and the person coming was a vampire. They rarely had vampires here. Jaki had never met one. The reason the warden had told him before it was time to go was to frighten him, but the warden didn’t make idle threats. He didn’t have to. Minerva and Jaki hadn’t named the facility the house of horrors for nothing. There was no point in lying, since many of those living here would be able to pick up on the lies. 

“Lucky you. They’re super-hot. All that raw sex appeal, and they’re freakishly strong.” Neither of them cared about sex appeal, so this was her attempt to distract him. She gave him a weak smile, then winced as her already split lip started seeping again. The last customer couldn’t have liked her prediction. 

Jaki would most likely look about the same way when he got back. He couldn’t predict the future, which was why people came here. They paid the warden crazy amounts of money to get answers to questions, and Jaki couldn’t give answers. 

“Yeah, a good chance of getting killed, right? Displease a vampire.” A knot grew in his belly. The warden didn’t normally invite vampires to the facility. Maybe he was afraid they’d kill his precious seers. Not precious as in something he cherished, but precious as in worth a lot of money. That must be why he gave Jaki to the vampire. He wasn’t worth nearly as much as the others. 

She huffed. “They could snap you like a twig, but I don’t think they’d kill the merchandise. Too pricey.” She was quiet for a few seconds. “Is it a private session?” 

Sometimes, depending on how wealthy the client was, they could be left alone in a room with the seer. The official reason was that no one other than the client would hear the prediction, but that was only part of it. The other was that the facility was moonlighting as a brothel. 

“I don’t know.” Nausea built inside. Private sessions weren’t good. Both because people, for some reason, believed all psychics were women, and because Jaki was neither a psychic nor a woman. It often left the client disappointed, and… yeah… It was better not to worry about it until it happened. 

There were a few other men in here. Prophecy and Thanatos had the room next to Minerva’s and his, but he seldom saw them anywhere other than in the canteen. He only ever spoke to Minerva. 

She looked at him for a long time before holding out her hand. He hesitated. They never touched, but the poor thing had seen better days. Glancing out into the corridor through the window in the door to make sure no guard was watching them, he stepped closer and gently took her hand in his. 

The moment he did, her eyes turned white. Irises and pupils disappeared, and she spoke in a hollow voice. “You must leave with him.” 

“What?” 

“Rufus the Dead.” 

Oh, goodie. “Why?” 

“You will die.” 

Sweat threatened to break out on his skin. Fuck. He didn’t want to die. He might say he did, but if it’d been true, he’d have ended himself a long time ago. No one spent their entire life locked up in a horrid facility without trying to kill themselves if they truly wanted to die. “I’ll die if I stay?” 

Between one blink and the next, her hazel eyes were back in place. 

“What the fuck, Minerva!” She was capable of one prediction a day, as were most seers, which meant she hadn’t made one between the time she’d left the room this morning and now, but she’d gotten beaten half to death. Which meant a guard must’ve done the beating. They wore gloves to prevent unwelcome triggers. Had the client beaten her, it would’ve forced her into a prediction. Granted there was skin contact, of course. 

“Did you save your prediction for me?” He was a mix of furious and worried. He never wanted her to get in trouble for him. 

“Prophecy told me to.” 

Of all the stupid names of the people living here, Prophecy had the stupidest one. Not his fault since they didn’t get to pick their names, but the stupid name combined with him always sucking up to the warden and the others working here made Jaki want to hit him. Stupid fucker. 

“You took a beating because of something Prophecy said?” 

“Was it worth it?” She grinned, then winced and dabbed at her lip again. 

“I don’t know. You tell me!” He hadn’t meant to snap, but damn. 

“What did I say?” 

“You said I must leave with Rufus the Dead, and that I will die.” 

“That you will die if you go, or you’ll die if you stay?” 

“You never said.” 

“What? It seems like an important question to answer.” 

Jaki snorted. “It was short. You said: You must leave with him. I think I replied with something smart, like what?” He gave her a quick smile because damn, he’d been around seers long enough to know not to waste time on stupid questions. “And you said Rufus the Dead. I asked why, and you told me I’ll die.” 

“You will die? With emphasis on will?” She frowned. 

“Yeah. I tried to get you to answer if I’d die if I stayed, but you woke up before you could answer.” 

“Way too short. No wonder the warden is displeased with me if that’s what my predictions are like these days.” She changed position and grimaced. “It can’t be what Prophecy wanted you to hear.” 

“Since when do you talk to Prophecy?” 

“He offered me his Snack Pack in the canteen, claimed he didn’t like chocolate pudding.” 

“Huh, always knew he was insane.” They got dessert once a week and only an idiot would pass it up. 

“Yeah, I think he lied to have a reason to talk to me. He looked pale, and there were tiny drops of sweat forming on his upper lip. I believed he was sick, but maybe he was having a vision. He can remember them, you know. He doesn’t need to speak while he’s having them.” Jaki had heard about it, but he did not care. 

“He can do it without touching. It’s much harder for him, and touch still triggers a prediction, but he could be alone in his room and still make a prediction. So cool.” 

He didn’t like the admiration in her voice. Prophecy was an idiot. Sure, he was good at what he did, good enough for Jaki to hear the whispers despite paying little attention to the others’ skills in this place. Jaki wasn’t measuring up; it was all he needed to know. The others saw visions or did what Minerva did. All he could do was tell people what the weather had been like on specific days. A useless skill, and he was surprised the warden hadn’t gotten rid of him a long time ago. Maybe it was what he was planning to do now, by giving him to a vampire. 

The door rattled, and Jaki jumped away from Minerva. Touch wasn’t allowed since most were triggered by it—like Minerva. She had to touch the one she was giving a reading. 

One of the big burly guards filled the doorway. “Time to go.” He glared at Jaki. 

Jaki sent a pleading glance at Minerva. He didn’t want to go. Nothing good ever happened when he was with a client. 

“It’ll be fine.” She nodded at him. 

“You said I’ll die.” 

“Raw sex appeal.” 

“Yeah, Rufus the Dead sounds sexy as hell.” 

She laughed but it ebbed into a hiss, and the last thing Jaki saw as he left the room was her clutching her side. 

* * * * 

Jaki’s steps echoed in the deserted corridor. The beige linoleum floor matched with the white wall gave him the creeps. He’d never seen anything else. Not anything he could remember, at least. He wasn’t born here, so he must’ve seen a real home at some point. 

They were moved frequently, a few times a year, but the buildings they were taken to always looked the same. He didn’t know how many different locations they’d been in, but he suspected they were underground since there were no windows anywhere, and his senses were crippled. He’d tried to explain it to Minerva once. It was as if he wasn’t supposed to be buried, he had to be in the weather. Being kept from it clipped his wings. 

On moving day, the guards would walk around at night and give them a sedative, and then the next time they woke, they were in a different place. Sometimes the room was a mirror image of the previous one, sometimes not, but he was always placed with Minerva, for which he was glad. If the warden knew how much Minerva meant to him, he’d use her against him. But many psychics couldn’t handle change well, so they seldom split roommates up. 

The guard stopped in front of a gray, windowless door. “One hour.” 

“What?” 

“Private session. One hour.” 

Fuck. One hour? Predictions lasted no more than a few seconds, a couple of minutes if the client booked someone good, which Jaki was not. “What should I do for an hour?” 

The guard gave him a blank stare. “Whatever he tells you to do.” 

He. Great. It was almost always a he, so no surprise there. But the hes coming here almost always expected a young pretty girl to step through the door, and Jaki wasn’t young, he wasn’t pretty, and he wasn’t a girl. 

With a deep breath, he pushed open the door. 

Inside sat a badly scarred man with long copper hair that hung in matted tresses, and Jaki did his best to suppress a shudder. Raw sex appeal? Minerva must’ve hit her head—or had someone hit her head for her. The man looked like a monster in severe need of a shower and a haircut. 

“One hour.” The guard closed the door, and the sound of the lock sliding into place filled the air. Fuck. Jaki’s pulse sped up, and fear urged him to try to claw his way out of the room. 

Seconds ticked by as he stared into the guy’s eyes while he stared back. 

“You’re the seer?” 

“Not really.” 

“I paid to see a seer.” His lips looked hard. Maybe it was the scars making them look as if they were trapped in a permanent sneer, but Jaki couldn’t look away. 

He filled his lungs as he tried to make up his mind about how to play this. Should he be pliant and accommodating, or should he try to get the beating over with as soon as possible? If he provoked him into hitting him, he could go back to his room, and he and Minerva could nurse their injuries together. “Dude, you paid for an hour. Which means you paid for a whore.” 

The man blinked at him, then sharp teeth made an appearance. “I paid for a meal.” 

Crap. 

“A meal?” Jaki did his best to ignore the way his voice cracked. Vampire. Had he forgotten the guy was a vampire? Must have. Provoking a vampire couldn’t be smart in any scenario. 

“I paid for a prediction and a feeding.” The scars made him look sinister, perhaps more so than he’d intended. Jaki wouldn’t bet on it, though. 

How bad could being bitten be? Pretty bad. “Will it hurt?” 

“Yes.” His eyes were cold. Not great, but better than if they’d been filled with lust. Jaki didn’t want people touching him. He’d never been vampire snack before, but it could hardly be worse than being a vampire whore, right? And it didn’t look like Mr. No-Sex-Appeal-Whatsoever was looking for a fuck. Small blessings. 

“Okay, you want to ask your question first or do the munching first?” 

The man’s eyes widened a fraction. “You said you weren’t a seer.” 

Jaki held up his hands. “Atmokinesis. I can’t speak a prophecy. I can’t predict the future.” 

The man didn’t move, didn’t breathe, which was unnerving. “Atmo… what does it mean?” 

Yup, it was a crappy skill or real atmokinesis would’ve been cool, but Jaki couldn’t control the weather. “What’s your name?” If someone was going to eat him, he’d like to know the name. 

“Rufus.” 

“Rufus the Dead.” 

If he believed the man had been still before, it was nothing compared to what he was now, and Jaki’s heart blocked his throat. Damn his stupid mouth. 

“How did you know?” Something deadly crept into Rufus’ eyes, and Jaki fought the urge to fling himself at the door. It was locked, so it would be of no use. 

“I didn’t.” 

“Few know that name. How did you?” He took a step forward, and Jaki took one back. 

“I didn’t. Minerva, my roommate, said I was to go with Rufus the Dead. She’s a seer for real.” 

Fangs peeked out from underneath Rufus’ upper lip, and despite telling himself to look away, Jaki couldn’t. 

“Then I want her.” 

“Yeah… She’s out of commission.” Since she’d used her prediction on him. 

“I don’t care. I want her.” 

Jaki gestured at the door. “You have to take it up with the warden.” 

“And he’ll give me someone else?” 

Rufus looked at him as if it was something he should be able to predict. It was, but not thanks to psychic powers. “My guess is nope.” He popped the p. 

“Your guess?” 

“Look, I do atmokinesis. I can’t tell you what the warden will do.” Though he could bet an arm Rufus was stuck with him for the night—or the hour at least. 

“I paid for blood and prophecies, not… atmo-shit.” The snarl was impressive, and Jaki nodded in an attempt to placate him. 

“Okay, ask the warden.” 

Rufus narrowed his eyes. “But the answer will be no.” 

“Yeah. He’ll say no.” 

“You know or you’re guessing?” 

“He never lets anyone exchange the psychic they’re with. If he agreed to swap out the merchandise if someone was displeased, then he wouldn’t make any money off me, would he?” Jaki tried for a smile, which Rufus ignored. 

Instead, he walked over to the door and banged on it. Jaki took in the long, black overcoat and black Doc Martens boots and almost snorted. It didn’t help that he was massive and wore a white ruffle shirt underneath the unbuttoned coat with a hole over his heart which was soiled by what looked like dried blood. Fuck, had he been staked or was he coming directly from a dress-up party? 

The guard opened the door a couple of seconds later, which meant he had to have been standing right outside, listening to them. Pervert. 

Guest Post | A Scurry of Squirrels by Holly Day

A Scurry of Squirrels is out! We’ve put the five squirrel stories in a box set, and we put it in KU. Some of my stories are available both wide and through KU, but this is completely in the program, so for the first 90 days, you won’t be able to get this anywhere else. 

After the first 90 days, it will be published wide. 

If you haven’t read any of the squirrel stories, they’re all fated mates, they all have an MC who is a squirrel shifter, and there are nuts. Lots of nuts. 

Read the first chapter below! 

A Scurry of Squirrels

Every squirrel knows to avoid werewolves at all costs! 

Read the entire A Scurry of Squirrels series in one box set! Five paranormal romance novellas with fluffy, unorganized, nut-hoarding squirrel shifters who are doing their best to avoid wolf shifters, not end up mated to them. 

Contains the stories: 

Squirrel Circus: Can you forgive being rejected by your mate? Jyran wants nothing but to find his mate and build a home together. Gideon wants a mate, but not an unorganized, nut-hoarding squirrel shifter. He will not be known as the wolf who mated a squirrel. He’s almost certain he made the right decision when he rejected Jyran, but can he live on as if nothing’s happened or does he have to … ugh … apologize? 

Squirrel Hunt: The smartest thing a squirrel can do is avoid werewolves, not get mated to one. Dahy is a squirrel shifter who finds himself neck-deep in wolves. Not ideal. Konrad is the alpha of a werewolf pack. Squirrels and wolves don’t play well together, but Dahy is Konrad’s mate and he’ll do anything to protect Dahy. But what can he do when Dahy’s kidnapped by a neighboring pack? 

Squirrel in Hiding: Every squirrel worth his name knows when it’s time to run. Raaz is on the run from wolves when he meets a vampire who swears to protect him. Farris is a wolf shifter who has given up on finding his mate, but one day, he scents him. Before he can reach him, he’s blocked by a vampire, and his mate runs away. Farris fears for Raaz’s safety, but how can he protect Raaz when he is hiding from him? 

Squirrel Blue: Squirrels do not belong in cages. Shun was out running in squirrel form when he was captured by werewolves. They put him in a cage and dyed his fur blue. The moment Amir spots a squirrel in a cage, he knows he’s gonna free it. Shun should run away as soon as Amir releases him. No sane squirrel stays with a werewolf, but why does the thought make his heart ache? 

Squirrel Found: Squirrels should never travel alone. Three months ago, Deneb lost his cousin, and he’s been adrift ever since. Nicodemus is a vampire surrounded by humans, unaware of the supernatural world. It’s lonely. One day, a naked man jumps out of his recycling dumpster. When Nicodemus runs after him, he finds a squirrel. He’s sure the man and the squirrel are the same, but how to get him to show himself?  

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Squirrel Circus

Chapter 1

Gideon Everett flicked the light switch for the twentieth time and snarled. Stomping in behind the bar, he grabbed his phone off the counter. Adara Queen was to perform in a couple of hours, and the patrons would skin him alive if he couldn’t get the electricity on before then. 

It wasn’t a fuse, and it wasn’t the entire building, but it was the serving area, the kitchen, and, of course, the stage. Since it wasn’t a real blackout, he suspected a wire had been damaged somewhere. 

He looked up at the crisscross of wires. The metal beams created a maze against the dark ceiling. He didn’t know shit about the electricity in this place. He could do simple things. He wasn’t a complete imbecile, but this… He needed a professional for this, but despite having called several electricians, no one had been willing to help on short notice. 

Scrolling on the phone yet again, he tried to find the number of someone local, someone he might be able to persuade. Best if they were a shifter, so he could growl at them, but he couldn’t tell from the listings who were turning furry and who wasn’t. 

“What’s got your panties in a wad?” 

Fucking vampires. Gideon tried to hide his surprise as Adara Queen leaned against the bar. She hadn’t been Queen when they’d been in school. But Adara Anderson didn’t have the same ring to it. 

“Adara.” He nodded in greeting. If they hadn’t known each other from childhood, she never would’ve played here tonight. She filled big arenas these days. Though tonight was meant to be a small affair, only her and her guitar, not the entire band. For fun, she’d said. 

“That’s all the greeting I get?” She had her hurt look down pat. 

He heaved a sigh, rounded the bar, and engulfed her in a hug. He didn’t mean to, but he sniffed her hair. There was something there, a scent he wanted more of, but it was hidden underneath the scent of hair products and detergent. 

Vampires didn’t have a smell of their own, which was why most shifters were uncomfortable around them. Predatory shifters relied more on their nose than their eyes, and vampires were scent voids. Who knew how non-predatory shifters worked? They were the universe’s biggest mistake. 

As he let go of her, the scent wafted toward him again, and without thinking, he bent down and sniffed at her collarbone and down toward her cleavage. 

“Hey!” She shoved him with more strength than necessary, and he took an involuntary step backward. “Last I checked, you weren’t interested in tits. Mine or anyone else’s.” 

“No.” He shook his head as if in a daze. “It’s the scent.” 

She raised an unimpressed eyebrow. “The scent?” 

“You smell of…” What did she smell of? Something that made him want to rub against her, lick her—and he did not lick women. He wanted to taste, to touch, to keep it for himself. He shook his head again, trying to rid it of the haze. 

“I smell?” Her voice filled the room, and she sniffed at her armpit. 

“No! Or… there is a scent on you.” He narrowed his eyes. “Do you have a boyfriend?” 

“One in particular?” She looked at him as if he’d lost his mind. “No.” 

“But you spent the night with someone.” Though she didn’t smell of sex. “Or… you’re living with someone?” 

“Oh.” She grinned. “Could it be Jyran? I hugged him before I left.” 

A hug. Could it be something as simple as a hug? “Who’s Jyran?” 

“A friend. He’s been traveling with me for… eh, it’s years now. We’re sharing a house now when we’re not on the road.” 

Gideon nodded. It could explain the scent, but it didn’t explain his reaction to it. 

“Why is it so dark?” She looked around, effectively changing the subject. 

“Something wrong with the electricity. I’ve called every electrician I can find, but no luck.” He rubbed his neck. The bar was his pride and joy, but after he’d paid his staff and paid the bills, there wasn’t much left. Having Adara perform, even if it was only a small thing, would bring in some much-needed cash. He did not want to cancel. 

She frowned. “Any idea what’s wrong?” 

He shook his head. “I suspect the rats have been nibbling at the cables.” He gestured at the metal beams in the ceiling. 

“You have rats?” She twisted her face in distaste. “I believed you big, bad shifters would scare them off.” 

Gideon grunted. He didn’t think cat shifters had any rat problems, but they were wolves here. Maybe he should hire a cat. There was no love between the species, but he could respect a cat. 

“Want me to ask Jyran to have a look?” 

“He’s a cat?” He didn’t smell like a cat, though Gideon suspected the scent was mixed up with everything else on Adara. 

“No.” The way she said it had Gideon narrowing his eyes. 

“What is he?” 

“If I call Jyran, you have to promise not to harm him in any way.” 

Unease curled in his gut. “What. Is. He?” Gideon was a strong wolf. There were few things he feared. A bear maybe. Though he didn’t fear bears. They were moody bastards, but they didn’t want to eat him. Tigers and lions, but they were rare. He’d never met a tiger shifter, and the lions he’d come across, he could count on one hand. 

She glared. “Squirrel.” 

Gideon stared at her for several seconds, then he laughed. “What?” 

“He’s a squirrel shifter.” Her eyes flashed with anger, and he did his best to tone down his laugh. 

“A squirrel shifter? Are there any left? I thought they were extinct.” 

“There are a few, but they tend to stay away from the supernatural community.” She raised her eyebrows in a way only cartoons should be able to do, with one higher than the other and yet crooked somehow. 

“But you’ve adopted one?” He snickered. A few decades ago, both shifters and humans had killed as many squirrels as they could, both the shifters and the normal kind. Invasive rats. 

She watched him for so long, she killed his joy. 

“You’re serious?” He made an effort to keep his face blank. “You’ve befriended a squirrel? And you didn’t stop there. He’s living with you?” He shook his head. She lived with a fucking rat. “Aren’t you afraid he’s going to eat your nuts?” 

“I don’t have or need any nuts. And I took for granted you’d appreciate a guy who liked nuts, my bad.” 

He gave her a wicked grin. “I do. But I don’t do rats.” 

“Coming from a dog.” Her words were dripping with disgust, and he huffed. 

“Seriously, Adara. You have a squirrel living with you. Aren’t you afraid?” 

“Of Jyran?” The disbelief had him chuckling again. 

“No, of course not. Who’s afraid of a squirrel?” They were prey. Small and powerless. “I meant of someone coming to your place to kill him. You could be hurt in the crossfire.” 

If looks could kill, Gideon had been in a bloody puddle on the floor. 

“Why would anyone want to kill Jyran?” 

“Because he’s a rat. Or maybe they’re in the mood for some…” What was the recipe he’d seen the other week? “Barbecued Smoked Squirrel Sandwich. It’s easier to come and grab him at your place than go hunting for a real one.” 

“A real? First off, few know he’s a squirrel shifter. You couldn’t tell from his scent, and you have a good nose. Second, if anyone would dare come near him, I’ll kill them.” 

“You’re his bodyguard?” Gideon shouldn’t snicker, but he pictured a furry little guy hiding behind Adara whenever they were outside. 

“I’m his friend. Fuck, when did you turn into an asshole?” 

Gideon straightened. He’d always been an asshole, but he could tell Adara was angry for real. This squirrel guy meant something to her. “I won’t hurt him, but if he gnaws through any of my wires, he’ll have to pay for the damage.” 

“Squirrel. Cute, fluffy, climbs trees, collects nuts and seeds, nesting. Oh, God, the nesting.” She threw her hands in the air, but it was done in a fond way. “If I have to pick up another freaking pillow from the floor, I might drench it in blood.” She shrugged. “Though he tones down the cushion obsession while we’re on the road. And he never, on the road or not, eats wires.” 

“A rat is a rat. I don’t care if his tail is fluffy or not.” Though now he was curious. What did a squirrel shifter look like in human form? He was a wolf. He was big and tall, fast and strong. Most humans gave him a wide berth, though some suicidal fuckers tried to provoke him. When on a hunt, he was patient and could chase his prey for miles. In human form, he might be a little testy, the feeling of being trapped in his skin, of not being able to use his strengths as they were meant to be used sometimes annoyed him, and he was known to snarl at more than one patron. 

But what was a squirrel like? Unorganized. Running in circles. Big front teeth. Stupid. They had to be stupid, considering the size of their brain. 

“If I call him, you have to promise to behave.” 

Gideon gave her his most innocent look. “I always behave.” 

“Not a word about squirrel sandwiches, of squirrel hunts, or rats, or hunting season, nut-licking or dick size.” 

“Dick size?” Interesting. 

She glared. “He’s a small animal. It doesn’t mean he’s small in human form.” 

Gideon widened his eyes. “He’s a big guy?” His mind painted him as a small, femmy man. Though why he would be femmy, Gideon didn’t know. Because squirrels, for all their rat similarities, were cute? 

“No, but… proportional.” 

If he hadn’t known better, he’d have called attention to the light flush climbing Adara’s cheeks. 

* * * * 

Jyran Pechman tugged at his suit jacket, then he fiddled with his tie, only to move on to straighten his vest. The dark blue fabric normally made him feel better, but he was jittery today. He hated going into shifter bars, but at least they weren’t open for business yet. 

Adara needed him. 

An old friend of hers owned the fur bar, and she wanted to play there. Jyran couldn’t understand why. She drew audiences of thousands upon thousands. Why play in a seedy shifter bar? 

It was her choice. He didn’t care what she did. He loved her, but he didn’t care about music, and traveling wasn’t his thing. All he wanted was a safe place, somewhere to call home, somewhere he could rest. Adara was the closest he’d ever come to safety, so he clung to her, but he held no love for the life of a musician. 

With a deep breath, he pushed the door to The Howling Moon—creative name. He snorted. He hated wolves. He hated bears, cats, and all the other predators too, but most of all, he hated wolves. They lived in packs, which meant he didn’t only have to escape one enemy, he had to outsmart a bunch of them. 

If they were in a forest, it was fine. As long as he stayed alert, he could always stay safe in the trees, but in a bar? Wolves in human form. He gritted his teeth. 

Adara had promised he’d be safe. If she was wrong, he’d haunt her for the rest of her life. He’d make it his life mission—death mission?—to lure spiders into her bed. She hated spiders. 

His heart beat harder than he wanted to acknowledge as he pushed the door open. Fuck. The dark made him freeze. He had crappy night vision, another thing to his disadvantage. Most shifters saw well in the dark. Adara had no problem navigating in the dark. Vampires had excellent sight no matter what lighting they were in, which was annoying since she never turned on any lamps. 

The scent. He pulled in a breath. It smelled of wolves, of other shifters too, but there was mostly wolves. But that wasn’t what had fire licking at his core. A shuddering breath left him. He had to get closer, had to find the source. Mate. Could it be his mate? 

Joy and need fought for room in his chest. Home. He’d found his home, his future. Safety. The word swished through his mind like a promise. His muscles wanted to unclench. Finally. Finally, he’d be able to have a place where he belonged, where he would be cherished and loved. 

He rushed forward and ran straight into a table. “Crap.” 

He jumped a little too far and crashed into a chair, which he assumed stood by the table next to the one he’d run into. 

“Jyran?” 

Adara was there somewhere on the other side of the sea of darkness. 

“Oh, for fuck’s sake.” The growly voice had the hairs all over his body stand on edge. There he was. Jyran’s mate. Jyran’s hope. Jyran’s home. 

“Get the rat out of here. I don’t want him anywhere near me.” Then something slammed—a door? 

“Jyran?” Adara sounded confused, but Jyran couldn’t focus on her right now. He was too busy dying. Rat? His mate had called him a rat. 

He’d come around. He had to. Finding his mate had been Jyran’s only hope. It was part of why he went around the world with Adara. Staying hidden in a small town wouldn’t increase his chances of ever finding his other half. 

“Jyran.” 

Jyran forced air into his lungs. Maybe they’d exploded? It hurt to breathe, and it wasn’t until cool air caressed wet skin, he realized he was crying. Annoyed, he wiped his cheeks. 

They’d find a way to make this work. No use in crying when his mate was still alive. There was still hope. It was shock. He’d most likely pictured himself with a wolf mate. He’d come around. 

Maybe he was into women? Jyran scrunched his nose. He didn’t think the universe would be so cruel. Mates were the perfect match. They complimented each other in every way. He stared out into the darkness. It had to mean sexually too, didn’t it? He’d always assumed so, but he had never been around a mated couple. He stayed away from shifters since most of them wanted to kill him, and he’d left his family shortly after he’d turned twelve. The painful longing and sense of abandonment had nearly crushed him, but it was the way of the squirrels, and yet it hadn’t helped. 

Since then, he’d tried hard not to be like other squirrels. 

He tugged at his suit jacket again—neat, clean, and organized. He knew where he had his things. He tried hard not to hide them, but when he was stressed, it happened, he hid food away only to then go get it and hide it somewhere else. He repeated it over and over until he couldn’t remember where he’d hidden it. 

“Jyran.” 

He jumped. He’d forgotten Adara was there. He’d been too focused on dying. It had to be why his life flashed before his eyes. There hadn’t been much life, so the flashing didn’t go on for long. 

“What the fuck is going on?” She was angry now. “Why did Gideon run off like a scalded cat? Do you know each other?” 

Jyran shook his head. Gideon. His mate’s name was Gideon. 

She touched his arm, and he jumped up on the table with a bark. 

“Jyran! What the hell are you doing? Come down from there before you fall.” 

He scowled in her direction. He hadn’t meant to jump, but he hadn’t been prepared for her touch. Vampires moved too damn fast, and they didn’t make a sound. 

“You’re close to the edge.” 

Must be a sturdy table then or it would’ve tipped. 

“Jyr.” Her voice softened. “What’s going on?” 

“Has he gone?” 

There was a rustling sound, but Jyran couldn’t tell if she nodded or shook her head. “He won’t hurt you. He promised.” 

Too late. Jyran was pretty sure his heart was missing pieces. Maybe they were floating around in his bloodstream and would put him out of his misery soon. 

“He’s my mate.” 

“What? Gideon?” 

Jyran nodded, since his voice gave up on him. Maybe it was part of dying. 

“Aww, that’s great. You’d make a perfect couple. He’s an ass, and you’re a sweetheart.” 

Frowning, Jyran slid his foot out to feel for the edge of the table. “He’s an ass?” He didn’t want an ass for a mate. Jyran had been convinced once he found his mate, life would be good. He’d be safe. His mate would protect him. They’d have a home. A home he could fill with their things and food. And he could have other storages for food… and things. And—damn, he was such a squirrel. Normal people didn’t hoard food. 

“Big, bullheaded oaf. Growling and snarling all the time.” 

Jyran nodded as new tears burned his eyes. 

“Oh, for fuck’s sake.” Small but strong hands grabbed him and lifted him off the table and into her arms. Her strength always astonished him. She was medium everything. Medium height, neither slim nor overweight, and while he found her the most beautiful woman he’d ever met, it was his love for her making it so. She was average, at least judging by the current beauty ideals. 

“I’m gonna talk to him.” 

Jyran shook his head. “He ran away.” 

“Yes, but he’s stupid. I’ll inform him of how stupid he is. Wait here.” 

Part of Jyran wanted to run home and hide, but everyone was allowed to freak out when they met their mate. Most dreamed of it their entire lives—or he had at least—but maybe Gideon was a fiercely independent wolf and feared the connection between them. 

“Why don’t you shift and climb up while I talk to him?” 

Jyran raised his eyebrows. “Climb where?” 

“Oh, yeah… There is a power outage. Or not an outage, but some wire or something has been gnawed off. Gideon’s theory. I don’t have a clue what’s wrong. This part of the bar is without power, and the stage is too. Gideon has called several electricians, but no one’s been able to come, and you’re my magical guy who makes all my problems disappear.” She shrugged. 

He wasn’t magical, and she had other guys for electricity problems, but he had filled in as a light technician several times on tours if someone was sick or needed time off. 

“Could you climb up and check the cables, see if you can find the broken one?” 

Jyran nodded. “Can you make sure the power is off, so I don’t get electrocuted up there? And I need you to shine a light.” 

“Okay. Get furry, and I’ll go talk to Gideon and shut off the power.” 

She moved away, and Jyran shook out of his suit jacket and unbuttoned his vest. His tie followed next, and then his shirt. He hesitated when he reached for his belt. Shifters were normally fine with nudity, but he would not be naked the first time he was introduced to his mate. 

* * * * 

“You fucking asshole.” Adara strode into the kitchen, her eyes shooting daggers. “You promised not to hurt him.” 

Gideon wanted to growl, to snarl, to attack. “I didn’t.” 

“He’s out there lost and heartbroken. If that’s not hurting, I don’t know what is. I can almost taste his pain.” 

What the hell? “You brought him here. I didn’t know he’d… I’m not going out there.” He would not have a squirrel mate. He was strong, he was respected, he was… perhaps not successful, but he provided for himself. If he mated a squirrel, he’d be the laughingstock of the shifter world. He’d be a target since people wanted to kill squirrels, and his stupid instincts would push him to protect. Nope, he wasn’t having it. 

“Have him leave.” 

“Are you serious? He’s your mate, your only mate.” 

He’d rather be without a mate than mate a squirrel. He’d lived without a mate all his life. He could continue to do so until he died. He took a lover whenever he was in the mood. Owning a bar made sure he never lacked offers, and now, when he didn’t have to be on the lookout for his mate, he could indulge as he saw fit. “I don’t want him.” 

“You don’t want him? You haven’t met him.” 

“His scent is all over the place, and I want it gone as soon as possible.” He flashed her sharp teeth. One second, she was in the doorway, the next she was in his face. “Do not threaten me, Gideon Everett, or you’ve poured your last beer. Are we clear?” 

Shit. He took a step back. “Get him out of here.” 

He needed him away so he could air the place out before anyone else arrived. He couldn’t let them scent him. The thought had him pull up a mental stop. They wouldn’t care about his scent. They most likely wouldn’t notice it or recognize it for what it was. Squirrels were rare. All non-predatory shifters were rare. He swallowed hard. His body was shaking and heat skidded over his skin. Maybe he was coming down with a fever. It would be a bad night to get sick. 

“You want me to ask your mate to leave?” 

“He’s not my mate. We’re not mated.” Sex. They needed to have sex to solidify the bond. A shiver shot through him, need leaving him aching, but he pushed it away. He’d pick up someone in the crowd tonight. A quick fuck in the storeroom would cure this insanity. 

“He’s your mate, and you know it. I never took you for a coward.” 

“I’m not a coward. I’m not fucking a rat, okay? Now, get him to leave.” 

Adara hissed but whirled around and stomped out of the dark kitchen. 

Gideon bent forward and rested his elbows on the counter. How long he stood there, he didn’t know. A long time. A squirrel. Nope. Not doing it. No way in hell. Disgusting critters. Someone would kill him soon, and then Gideon wouldn’t have to worry. This feeling would go away, he hoped. What happened when your mate died if you weren’t fully mated? Would he still feel the loss? 

It wouldn’t be a loss, it would be a ticket to freedom. 

He might have dreamed about a mate, about someone to be there all the time, someone who knew him better than his pack mates did, but not a rat. He was better off as he was than tying himself to a rodent. Pests. 

Gideon straightened his back. No one had to know. 

Adara wouldn’t tell, would she? 

No one would ever know his destined mate was a squirrel. He ate squirrels. He had eaten many squirrels through the years when in wolf form. 

His stomach threatened to turn, but he did his best to shake it off. It was the natural order. Wolves ate squirrels if they happened upon them. 

There was a hum, and a second later the light came on. Ha! Maybe it had been a blackout after all. 

He headed for the door and walked out behind the bar. The seating area was bathed in light. By one of the tables stood a man with his back to Gideon. He gritted his teeth. 

Jyran hadn’t left. 

He was sticking his belt through the hoops of his slacks. He reached for his shirt. He was smaller than Gideon, but the pink and glitter he’d pictured in his mind weren’t there. Muscles played underneath milky smooth skin as he put his arm through the sleeve of his shirt and then the skin was hidden from his view. Jyran flicked the collar and reached for a tie. He wore a fucking tie? 

“So we’re good to go, yeah?” Adara stepped into his line of sight and blocked his view of Jyran. She was angry, angrier than he’d ever seen her, but her voice was neutral. 

“I guess.” Gideon did his best to focus on her and not notice the shaking hand reaching for the dark blue vest on the table—a fucking vest. The guy wore a three-piece suit. Gideon would’ve noticed if he’d looked at him when he’d entered, but he hadn’t. His scent had reached him, and he’d been furious at his body for reacting to a rat. 

He filled his lungs with air. The sooner Jyran left, the better. 

“There were three damaged cables. Jyran twined them together, but you’ll have to have them replaced. Rats or mice, so maybe put out some traps before the Health Department comes to check on you.” Her words were clipped, and Gideon gritted his teeth. 

He wouldn’t apologize. It was his life. He wouldn’t be pushed into a mating he didn’t want. He might be willing to do a lot to get her to play in his bar whenever she was in town, but he wouldn’t fuck her friends. If she demanded it, then there would be no more gigs. 

“I’ll be in the office if you need me.” He turned and walked away without another look at Jyran. He had yet to see his face, but it was better if he didn’t. 

50 Days – My Favorite Reads

We’re 50 days into 2026, so I figured I’d do a list post of my favorite reads so far this year. I’ve read 30 books so far – a nice even number. Let’s get started!  

SOS Hotel  

I never read poly stories. It’s simply not my thing (except for Wilde Contracts by Maz Maddox), but after having seen these stories everywhere, I figured I’d read the first one to know what it’s about. Now, I love chaos gremlins, and this series… pure gold LOL. I read through the first seven back-to-back. 

Guaranteed a supernaturally safe stay!
(Definitely no murders)

A scandalous, ex-porn star demon and a morally shady, billionaire vampire walk into a bar…

But this is no joke. It’s opening day at the SOS Hotel, and that lust demon? He’s my business partner. I know. What was I thinking? The sexy, suave vampire however? He’s something else…

Creating a sanctuary for the supernaturals left here when the tear in the veil sealed was always going to be difficult, but it’s all I have, and I’m going to make it work. Despite the murders, the missing humans, and the psychotic real estate mogul who wants to bulldoze the hotel…

The SOS Hotel must thrive whatever the cost. Because if it fails, I’ll lose everything. Including my life.

My name is Adam. I’m just the boring human who works here, and I absolutely, definitely do not have any secrets.

Welcome to the SOS Hotel. What can possibly go wrong?

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It’s been two weeks since the SOS Hotel opened, and everything is going great . . .

Apart from the detective who’s dead set on accusing Zee of murder, the leaking pipes, a psycho sorcerer stalker, a shadowbeast in the attic, and . . . did I mention Lord Reynard has a wife? Yeah, he didn’t mention it either. I could have done with knowing that before, you know, kinda falling for the suave, sexy Vampire Daddy.

He also neglected to mention that his wife wants my head on a plate. Literally.

This is not the love triangle I was expecting.

If Reynard lied about that, what else is a lie? Is Zee right, and Lord Reynard wants our hotel? Or is it something more personal he desires, such as my heart?

My name is Adam Vex. I’m totally, one hundred percent human.

Welcome to the SOS Hotel.

Where it’s about to get weird-er.

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Three weeks in, and the SOS Hotel is still standing. I know, crazy right? Despite the gremlins, lethal electrics, vampire threats, a shadowbeast in the attic, and a psycho sorcerer, our doors remain open to all Lost Ones. Also, nobody has died . . . in a few days.

All I have to do is, hold it all together, keep every guest safe, not mention the body in the flowerbeds—and maybe we’ll last another week?

But Sebastien has demanded Zee return to the club, or he’ll hurt more demons. Sebastien has become a big problem. And problems, like gremlins, have a habit of multiplying at the SOS Hotel.

I promised Zee I’d stay out of his other life. But I can’t—won’t—watch Sebastien mistreat him.

I might be a boring, average, harmless human, but even I have my limits.

Plus, I’ve got a vampire on my side. Lord Reynard has a knack for getting answers out of people, and together, we’re going to find a way to break Sebastien’s hold over Zee, even if part of our plan involves an evening of la mort d’amour at Razorsedge. Reynard says we’re not going to do anything risky. But I kind of, maybe, just a little bit . . . want to?

Trust me. I’m Adam Vex. Totally normal human. It’s all going to turn out just fine.

I’m absolutely certain I have everything under control.

Probably.

Welcome to the SOS Hotel.

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Something is wrong with Tom Collins. More wrong than usual.

Tom’s being nice.

I should have known trouble was right around the corner. One attempted murder later, and Reynard is forced to disarm Tom (literally).

No bartender, means no bar. Zee is grumpy and avoiding me, and the hotel’s measly profits are dwindling by the day.

Things are not going well. We need our broken, foul-mouthed Tom Collins back.

But don’t worry. Zee says saving Tom should be a walk in the park for us.

Turns out, that walk in the park is more like a road to hell. But I’ve got this…

My name is Adam Vex. I’m your average and mundane, human host. Welcome to another crazy day at the SOS Hotel.

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The fifth book in the whacky SOS HOTEL series…

Closed for gremlin extermination…

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My big secret is out. Adam Vex may be a tiny bit not human. But it’s not so bad. Just so long as Gideon Cain doesn’t find out.

It’s probably best if I keep my head down and stay out of trouble, especially after our ‘accident’ at the vampire chapel.

But one little date won’t hurt. We deserve some time off. And what can go wrong at a fancy dinner? It’s not as though we’ll become tangled in a corporate plot to exploit Lost Ones in brutal fights to the death for entertainment, during which we attempt to free the fighters, only for the evening to end with me riding an enraged werewolf through the restaurant, and have the entire escapade viewed millions of times online resulting in all of San Francisco asking:

What is Adam Vex?

Why would any of that happen?!

My name is Adam Vex and I’m your host at the SOS HOTEL, where we offer luxury to die for (Luxury not guaranteed).

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An ex-adult movie star, a broke vampire daddy, and a boring human are about to try and save the world…

It’s probably our fault your world is doomed, if I’m honest. Sorry about that. Sticking with honesty, we’re not great at saving people, or ourselves. You should probably pack a bag and head for the hills.

You know, just in case…

My name is Adam Vex, and I’m definitely not the hero we all need, but along with Zee and Victor, a whole bunch of s*x demons, one shadow beast, a sassy AI bartender, and some uncontrollable gremlins, we’re all you’ve got.

Welcome to the end of the world at the SOS Hotel.

We hope you enjoy your final resting place.

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Demons-in-Law  

Last year, I read Asher by Louisa Masters (Demons-in-Law 1), and then I read the next two at the beginning of this year. I enjoyed them a lot. Hidden Species will always be one of my favourite series, but this is good too. 

Wanted: Demon assistant for incubus genius. Personal services required…

Nobody ever expected to find a secret cave protected by a giant puzzle door in the mountains near our village. Even more surprising was the knowledge that it’s been there for thousands of years and was created by a dragon. I’m not the only one who’s dying to find out what’s inside.

It’s no hardship to assist the puzzle expert who’s coming to solve the door. That thing is an incredible feat of engineering, and the man who’ll solve it is bound to be intelligent and interesting. But from the moment I meet Camden Torrence, I’m forced to reassess… everything.

He’s intelligent and interesting, sure. But he’s also scattered. Clumsy. And I want to bury my face in his mop of curls and stay there forever.

A relationship wasn’t on my agenda, no matter what my matchmaking family wants. But as the weeks go by and we get closer to discovering what the secret treasure is, Cam becomes an integral, undeniable part of my life. How can I not fall for a man who, despite past hurts, is the living embodiment of sunshine in our snow-laden village?

I never thought the love of my life would turn out to be an adorable, absent-minded incubus, but now I can’t imagine existing without him. The challenge? Convincing him to stay even after the puzzle is solved.

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A dragon with endless secrets meets a demon with nothing to hide…

I’m the easygoing one. The fun one. The rare member of my family who gets along with anyone. Except there’s a chance I may have got off on the wrong foot with our new dragon liaison, Ronan. In my defense, he rubs everyone the wrong way. The only thing he’s got going for him is his looks… if the miserable frown weren’t there to mar them. But he seems to be trying harder to connect, and I guess I should do the same. Even if his arrival here was the beginning of all my problems.

When I cross the line and guilt compels me to apologize, I get my first glimpse of a different Ronan. Someone who enjoys baking, thinks glitter is amazing, and wants people to like him. Someone I could be friends with. And when that frown disappears? I want more than just friendship.

But there’s something going on with him, something he’s been carrying for a long time. He’s been hurt before, and the secrets he’s keeping are the kind that eat you inside. How can we take things to the next step if he can’t be open with me?

It’s only when he steps up to make all my dreams come true that I realize some secrets need to stay that way… and that loving Ronan means accepting him for who he really is.

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Wooing the Wiccan 

Then I read Wooing the Wiccan while I was in the Louisa Masters universe.  

I’m surrounded by two hundred thousand elves, yet somehow, I’m still lonely.

After a rough few millennia, the past decade has finally brought us peace and security—and justified my choices as our leader. But as chaos gives way to calm, I have more time for myself… yet it’s not what I want it to be. I’ve been alone for a long time, but before my people and work needed me more. Now the lonely hours stretch into eternity.

Until I meet Jared.

He’s my perfect match in every way; a teacher, a gardener, a cat dad. He loves books, nature, and interacting with others. He’s sweet, funny, kind, and we’re fire in the bedroom. The only hiccup? He’s human, and he doesn’t know other species exist.

Legally, we haven’t been together long enough for me to tell him I’m not human, and it’s getting harder and harder to keep this secret. To keep part of myself from him… to lie. But what if he learns the truth—a truth that will shatter the core of his beliefs—and can’t handle it?

What if he can’t forgive the lies?

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The Incubus’s Assistant by Amy Padilla  

I’ve never read anything by Amy Padilla before, but I loved this one, so I’ll definitely come back to this series!

When Avery showed up for his temp job on Monday morning, he’d had certain expectations in mind. He was not expecting to end up bent over his new boss’s desk. It was an innocent mistake, and he’s determined to move on, but the experience left him breathless and more than a little curious. So when his new boss is left without a feeder, he volunteers to help. After all, that’s what any good assistant would do. Right?

Ozen made foolish decisions when he was hungry. He is grateful that his new assistant is so forgiving. But when he finds himself starving after his new feeder throws a temper tantrum and refuses to show up, he has no choice but to ask his assistant for help. After all, he had yet to meet an assistant who was so professional. Surely they could get through a feeder contract without any issues. Right?

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Lily Mayne  

I haven’t read much by Lily Mayne, but I’ve enjoyed everything I’ve read. It’s just that the books are pretty long, and I always hesitate to start reading them because I know it’ll take some time to get through. My poor brain has an easier time getting started on shorter stories, if that makes sense LOL. That being said, I’ve read two Lily Mayne stories so far this year, and I enjoyed them a lot. 

I, Taylor Hough, am a painfully average guy.

I have the soul-destroying corporate job, I iron my underpants, and I was unceremoniously dumped for an influencer hippie a few years ago. Every day feels the same, and I don’t know how much longer I can cope before I do something unhinged like rip off my shirt in the middle of my co-worker’s office birthday party and smear lemon cake all over my chest.

But then a case of mistaken identity suddenly lands me in the middle of a covert professional wrestling league, which is apparently being run in the basement of my office building. Weird. Even weirder are the wrestlers. They seem… otherworldly. So does the rest of the staff. And the audience. Pretty much everyone except boring old me.

And then there’s the owner, Holt Hector, with whom I have an extremely embarrassing first encounter. He’s ridiculously attractive, even in the inhuman cosplay get-up he’s wearing that only makes him hotter, if I’m being totally honest.

Then I discover it’s not a costume. And that the show put on by Goliaths of Wrestling every night is more monstrous reality than mindblowing special effects.

My previously boring life is suddenly no longer quite so average, and hot-as-hell Holt is inexplicably as interested in me, and my ironed underpants, as I am in him and his strange new world.

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You never know what’s hiding under your bed…

At twenty-four, Cody has already lost hope of having a life of his own. All his time is spent playing nurse to a dying, spiteful step-father and maid to his bully half-brother. His only escapes are playing his favorite online fantasy game, Black Oasis, and talking to the strange, unearthly presence under his bed that may or may not actually exist.

But everything changes when his nightly visitor, who introduces himself as Nor, starts talking back.

As their connection deepens, Nor invites Cody into the surreal world existing just beyond his nightmares, filled with haughty demons, passion-killing pet bugs named Gef, and a dark landscape that is oddly familiar. With his sweet but monstrous companion by his side, Cody might finally gain the life of freedom and adventure that he’s always wanted.

Join Nor and Cody as they unearth the true meaning of hope, passion, and a love of endless depths that spans between worlds in Whispers in the Dark, the first book in Knight and Mayne’s co-authored queer, monster romance series, Black Oasis.

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Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees  

Remember what I said about chaos gremlins? Well, I found another series. I haven’t read anything by Jennifer Cody before now. I read the first three (and the last one turned out to be another poly story, which meant I’ve already read more MMM(+) this year than I have in my entire life total). 

Romily:

Third time’s the charm, right? At least that’s what I tell myself when I witness the same hot guy commit mass murder three times in a few days. I’m either the luckiest mute boy ever or possibly the unluckiest. Who knows, maybe him kidnapping me will turn into the greatest love story ever told? Hey, it could happen! You never know how these things will turn out. I happen to believe in love and soulmates, and if nothing else, Arlington Fox doesn’t treat my disability like a nuisance. It’s not everyday you find someone who just gets you, and I’m not going to look a gift horse in the mouth even if the horse in question is a man so good at killing people that I should probably introspect a bit about why that skews my moral compass and possibly my kinks. But c’mon, competence is sexy, amiright?

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Romily:

You know what I’d like to know? Where the hell my romantic, how-we-got-engaged story is. Am I going to get it any time soon? Where is my big ass diamond?

Unfortunately, all that romance-novel level relationship-angst gets put on (indefinite) hold when my beloved son, Bellamy, is targeted by who knows who, poisoned, and then abducted by a wolf-ish person I kinda like. Am I going to get my kid back? You betcha. The question is, how many people does Fox have to kill first?

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Edovard:

Um…I was told I’m supposed to summarize my story here, but recently I’ve learned that blurbs are hard so I’m not sure what to say.

My name is Edovard Durand Folange. I’m twenty seven years old from Fresno, California, and recently I moved across the country to live with my new parents and brother. Oppa kills people for a living, and Papa is his announcer guy, and my brother is like his assistant, and I guess it turns out I’m the person the magic tells who needs to die—it’s called being an Augur. I don’t really know what that word means, but even though it’s scary, I’m getting used to it.

It’s nice to have a job, but Santanos (he’s the Avatar of Evil) offered me a second job, and I’m really excited about that because I get to work with him and help him fix the minions. A lot of them aren’t doing very well, so my second job is to make sure that everyone gets as much love as they need in their lives. Sometimes that means killing people who are stealing all the love away from them. I guess maybe I’m a little evil too, because I don’t mind letting Oppa kill those people to save the minions.

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In Darkness  

I reread this series at least once a year, and I was in the mood for Felix LOL. 

Felix

I never thought I’d be a caretaker for a recently blinded man, but I’m prepared to show him that I’m phenomenal at this job… or at least adequate. I’m thrilled for a chance to turn my life around, yet the moment I meet Lane, I realize that this man is going to try his very best to make me quit.

Too bad he doesn’t know how stubborn I am.

Lane is depressed, rude, and difficult to be around. But I soon discover that what Lane needs isn’t a caretaker, it’s a person to treat him like he used to be treated. And I might be just the man for the job… until I get attacked.

Someone wants to keep Lane quiet, and staying by his side won’t be easy… but I’m willing to fight for it (and show off that I’m not above stealing a thing or two to accomplish that). Even if it involves kidnapping, pew pews, and some overwhelmingly bad ideas, I will do just about anything because Lane is there for me unlike anyone else has ever been. I might be out of my element, but one thing I’m sure about is that I don’t want to leave Lane… even if it costs me my life.

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Felix

Lane and I are trying out our new normal. Normal means no more car chases, no more drug lords, and definitely no more kidnapping bad guys. All of that is a thing of the past in this new normal(ish) lifestyle filled with family get-togethers and torturous jogs through the park.

I’m even done stealing (except for the cat).

I feel like I have stability for the first time in my life… until my brother comes calling. He wants to repair our relationship, but he brings with him a secret that could cost all of us our lives.

Of course Lane isn’t complaining because thrilling, life-threatening situations are right up his alley. Then, as soon as we feel like we have the situation under control, we realize that someone has been manipulating us from the shadows, forcing us to do exactly what he wants as he drives us closer to a sinister game of life and death.

But I will do anything, even be a pawn in some game, to protect the man I love.

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Felix

Are we struggling with how boring a “normal” life is? Maybe a little bit…

Lane and I hunger for adventure (and, in my case, collecting more animals), so when we get a chance to jump into action, we do without a second thought—especially since we’re offered a lot of money.

The request is simple: find a way to retrieve a watch from police custody. But things are never as easy as they seem, and we’re suddenly caught in the middle of a family feud that could turn deadly.

With the (possibly reluctant) help of Lane’s friend and some random guy I outdanced at a club (even if he says I didn’t), we’re determined to see an end to this.

But no matter what, through kidnappings, car chases, and cooking mishaps, I know that as long as Lane is by my side, we will find a way to set things right.

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